this is me its who i am and i will not change
for anyone!
Here are some freakin awesome jokes!
The CPA and Bubba in prison
A CPA got sentenced to prison for playing loose with some
of his client's money. He was a lily-white 100 lbs nerdy
looking dude.
The guard placed him in his cell and the CPA saw Bubba standing
there. Bubba was 6'4" and 275 lbs of pure brother.
Bubba said, "We are going to have sex and the only decision
you get to make is whether you want to be the husband or the
wife."
The CPA sheepishly answered with his voice cracking, "I
guess the husband."
Bubba replied, "Then get over here and suck your wife's
dick!"
Ain't that one just wonderful?
the soldier and the nun!
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please,
may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up
and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see,
I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you
have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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I Like:
cats
dogs
anything furry
anime/manga
ganja
videogame, specifically the final fantasy XII, XIII, IX, X, X-2
reading/writing stories and poems
other activities similar to whats on this list
I Dislike:
Snobby, Stuck up people
people who think looks are all that matters
bugs
being treated like im dumb
closed-minded people
evangelists who try to convert you
certain boy bands and supposed "punk" artists
school/homework
I got the munchies
what do we got for munchies?
I know what we got for munchies
we got hot dogs for the munchies!
i had a boyfriend. he lied to me. so i dumped his ass in the gutter.
aren't kitties just the cutest things in the world?[/color]
For music, I like evanescence, groove coverage, nightwish, marilyn manson, lee jung hyun, BoA, sweetbox, Weird Al yankovic and insane clown posse
For books, I like all the forgotten realms books, The anita blake, vampire hunter series, the Meredith Gentry series, anything by Laurell K. Hamilton, The whole Shannara series by Terry Brooks, and other various fantasy books here and there.
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[5] What do you think of me?:
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?:
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?:
[8] Do you love me?:
[9] Have I ever hurt you?:
[10] Would you hug me?:
[11] Would you kiss me?:
[12] Would you fuck me?:
[13] Are we close?:
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?:
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?:
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?:
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.:
[18] Am I loveable?:
[19] How long have you known me?:
[20] Describe me in one word.:
[21] What was your first impression?:
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?:
[23] What do you think my weakness is?:
[24] Do you think I'll get married?:
[25] What about me makes you happy?:
[26] What about me makes you sad?:
[27] What reminds you of me?:
[28] What's something you would change about me?:
[29] How well do you know me?:
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?:
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?:
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