There are so many nice things that could be said.
The best part of all...is that they can be said at any old time.
You could be sad, angry, uncomfortable, or quite content.
We live the lives we choose.
If you're feeling down, you could cheer yourself up (even if its not easy).
What's the moral of the story?

Next time somebody says "Fuck you, you sick, infested slut"
You can say "I quite like your haircut."

Then what?

Once upon a time there was a mean little pussy cat. Her name was Randiclastoprank (Randy-clast-oh-prank), also known as Allison.
Allison never said anything nice.
Every word that came from her mouth was used to hurt feelings and start arguments.
"Yo, bitch. You's a hooooe" Said Allison to an undeserving Cralligator.
"Whatever you slut! You're kittens crawl from ur vag!" Roared the Cralligator.
This then started a rather large argument shooting back and forth for hours on end.
The arguments went on until they escaladed into a full born war between countries, which didn't make much sense, seeing that the two animals came from the same forest.
One day the mean old pussy poked fun at Sam.
Sam was a hideous Chinese Hairless Crested.
For no particular reason, and most likely the result of tourettes, Allison shouted "Fuck bitch, you's one ugly ass hoe!"
At that time, Sam politely turned around to look Allison straight in the eyes.
"Wow, you have beautiful eyes" commented Sam.
After that wonderful compliment, a tear came to Allison's eye.
She had absolutely no come back.
She simply curled into a ball on her soft, plaid pussy pillow and went to sleep.

THREE THINGS ABOUT YOU!!!
Copy/paste this. Fill it in, in a message to me, and I'll respond with my own.

Three Names you go by:
1. Crystal
2. Crickle
3. Pickle Bailey

Three Parts of Your Heritage
1. Metis
2. Ukranian
3. German

Three Things That Scare You
1. Spiders
2. Dark
3. Ice

Three of Your Everyday Essentials
1. MSN
2. Food
3. Oxygen

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Jeans
2. Sweater
3. John Lennon Shirt <3

Three of Your Favorite Songs
1. Do You Remember - Jack Johnson
2. Bike - Pink Floyd
3. I've Just Seen A Face - The Bealtes

Two Truths and a Lie (in any order)
1. I'm made of wood
2. My middle toe is a gold fish
3. I live in Alabama

Three PHYSICAL Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to You
1. Long, scruffy hair
2. Generally Scruffy
3. 10 fingers/toes

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Guitar
2. Beating elder people
3. Movies

Three Things You want to do really badly right now
1. Watch a movie
2. Make it stop raining
3. Not go to my dad's

Three Places You Want to go
1. Liverpool
2. Penny Lane
3. Woodstock

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Be inside a mansion
2. Learn how to skate...
3. Meet Paul McCartney

Three Ways that you are stereotypically a Girl/Guy
1. I don't leave my house without ATLEAST eyeliner on
2. I complain
3. I'm unhappy with my appearance

Three Ways that you're NOT stereotypically a Girl/Guy
1. I prefer Value Village over any store in the mall
2. I can get into any sport and yell at any kind of referee or umpire
3. I love 4x4ing

Semester 1

A // Transitions // Mrs. Roger
B // Entrepreneurship 12 // Mr. Primrose
C // English 12 // Ms. Loskot
D // Geography 12 // Mr. Wiebe



Semester 2

A // Biology 12 // Mr. Fowler
B // Theatre Performance 12 // Mr. Taylor
C // Literature 12 // Ms. Loskot
D // Food Studies 12 // Ms. Goodliff

July 20 // Rain: The Beatles Experience

July 21 // Pink Floyd Laser Show

July 29 // Mission Folk Music Festival

August 3-6 // Camping in Chilliwack

August 8 // Birthday/Playland

August 11 // Bungee Jumping

August 18-19 // Weekend to End Breast Cancer (cancelled due to insufficient donation funds)

August 20-25 // Camping in Shuswap

August 28 // Lunar Eclipse starting @ aprox. 12am

August 31-September 3 // Gala @ Black Mountain Ranch

September 14 // Across The Universe out in theatres....

Poor little Syd Barrett lost his mind <3

The concert had this amazing force
This certain...je ne ce qui
Like this binding energy that was flowing through everybody's blood
This feeling that, for once, we were all just one.
We sang together
We laughed together
We danced together
We all had a common interest in peace, war, and all the other things that could change the world
Everytime an individual stood for peace
He had millions more to stand behind him
If only the rest of the world could understand
All the togetherness we experienced

The only race anybody should ever be classified or recognized as, is the human race.

90. First off, what is your name?
Crystal Forsen

89. What did you do last night?
sat

88. Do you have a opposite sex best friend that you can talk to:
yah a few

87. Do you have any siblings?
two older twin brothers, Geremy and Jordan

86. Where are you exactly?
beside my kitchen

84. What does the 7th msg in your inbox [cell] say?
kay you wanna play after?

83. Who is the closest person next to you?
my neighbours (im home alone)

81. Where is your dad right now?
toronto

80. Do you have any kids?
i hope not

79. Who is the 5th person on your missed call list?
my mommy

78. What is the closest black object to you?
a cereal bowl

77. Closest silver object?
the spoon

76. Would you go back in time to change anything you've done?
thats usually a bad idea

75. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes

74. Are you wearing socks?
Nope

73. How does your hair look right now?
wavy

70. If you could kill someone, who would it be?
Bush

69. What are your fears?
spiders, darkness, underwater sea creatures

68. What do you hear right now?
fleetwood mac

67. Do you like kangaroos?
i'd ride in a pouch

66. How do you like your steak?
meatless

65. What are you wearing?
garbage bag

64. Who was the last person to comment you?
a girly i just started talking to

63. Do you sing?
when nobody's listening

62. Screamo or Country?
country

61. Rock or Rap?
rock

58. Who did you last call?
my mom

57. Was your last Valentine's Day nice?
i went to a vegetarian restuarant, it was cute

56. What are you doing now?
chewing on ice

54. Would you die for someone and who?
some people

50. Do you have to pee right now?
not really

49. What did you dream about last night?
not sure

48. What are you doing tomorrow?
i dont make plans

44. Bed sheet color?
blue sheets, green comforter

38. Can you do a cartwheel?
like an umpa lumpa maybe

39. Do you own a pogo stick?
i wish

36. Ever gone a whole day without eating?
ya, thirty hour famine

35. Do you own ripped jeans?
im wearing them

34. What makes you mad?
people

32. Are you jealous a lot of the time?
rarely

28. Do you own any big sunglasses?
fuck that

27. Who can make you laugh during the hardest times?
Gerry, Isleen, Dane Cook

22. Person who posted this before you?
some guy who's page i creeped

21. Who do you wanna be with?
myself

20. Favorite season?
fall or summer

19. If your best friend died right this very instant?
cry lots

18. Do you like 80's movies?
breakfast club

16. Ever encountered a shark?
in the aquarium

15. What kinda movies do you like?
all sorts

14. Who was your last call?
did we not already discuss this?

13. Would you like to move?
asap

10. Do you miss someone?
not really

9. Are you sad about it?
im not really sad that i dont miss someone

7. Favorite time of day?
evening

6. Have you ever licked someones cheek?
probably

5. Watch all Spiderman movies?
i only watch good movies

3. What are you looking forward to?
bungee jumping on august 8

2. do you like haunted houses?
yap

1. Do you want to get married?
Yea

Sometimes as I walk along the street
I scratch at my heroin spot excessively
to see if anyone stares

Please say no to powders and pills
Chemicals will give your body chills
Just stick to Mother Nature's way
And she will give your mind a sway

From the soil, magic plants grow
That perform, in your mind, a lovely show
Now let your eyes drift gently closed
And see a new reality fully exposed

Let the music dance along
Colourful notes, expressing a song
All lined up and ready to parade
As it is smoothly, tenderly played

Laying in the fields of all shades green
The sky nothing but a television screen
Speak of what our lives have become
And the innocence we've walked so far from

Now don't worry, you're slowly coming down
It's not a reason to cry, not a reason to frown
Just take another toke, blow smoke to the sky
And then you'll learn what it truely means to fly

Oh dear, Grandmother
What large knives you have

All the better for hugging you with

Oh dear, Grandmother
What a large shotgun you hold

All the better for painting with

Oh dear, Grandmother
What beautiful gloves you posess

All the better for hiding my prints

Oh dear, Grandmother
What a kind face you have

All the better for trickery my dear
While I sneak in the shadows, to become your fear.
So close your eyes and count to ten.
And keep in mind, this isn't pretend
Please try not to create much clatter
I'll keep out the pain, but guarantee the splatter.
Now run away, let's make this fun
Quickly, until we see who's won

So now I introduce my fool proof scheme
I'll write a poem about kittens and dreams
just something thought up to waste some time
about all these good deeds, and all these crimes

Someday I'd quite enjoy a hot bath and toast
and nothing but fresh veggies all mixed in a roast
and an all day trip, far out to the zoo
on days where the sky is nothing but blue

Someday i wish for a sunny barbeque day
Where the children can run in the yard and play
and my neighbour's limbs lay crisped on the grill
waiting patiently for our stomachs to fill

Someday i want to hold a loving hand
and go along with all these things not planned
because around every corner, suprises you'll find
and soon you'll realize how long we've been blind

And when the story is finally over and done
and the earth has found a new place for our sun
we'll lay in the grass and look into the sky
as the dark says hello, and the light, goodbye

43 of the Most Random Questions Ever. BE HONEST


1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Right where I am now

2. Who will be your next kiss?
That's not something anyone can be sure of

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
silly puddy, ipod

4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Friday

5. Are you wearing socks right now?
and shoes!

6. When was the last time you went out of the state/province?
I'm not quite sure...

7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

9. What are you wearing right now?
plaid pants, a grey tank top

10. What was your last purchase?
a bingo stamper that says "Oh Shit" on the front
a disposable camera that's covered in duct tape right now
a key chain (i was at a dollar store)

11. Last food you ate?
Onion rings without the onions

12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
my mommy?

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
a new sweater

14. Do you have a pet?
two pirahnas
a doggy
right now theres gold fish in the pirahna tank, but they're not really pets...they're food

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
My family's slo-pitch game...they won 19-3 hahaha

16. What is your favorite class?
Biology?

17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Liverpool

18. What is the last thing you purchased online?
I never have

20. What's your favorite pizza?
Boston pizza's vegetarian...drool

21. Do you miss anyone?
Gerry, Isleeny, My mommy

22. Last "play" you saw?
the second cast of "guys and dolls" when it wasn't my day onstage

23. What are your plans for the day?
my mommy's gonna get me medicine and make me soup (im sick)

24. Who is the last person you messaged on myspace?
i don't think i have one..

25. Ever go to camp?
only a gr.7 camp, it was pretty dope

26. Were you an honor roll student in school?
when I feel like it

27. What do you know about the future?
everything...I'm fuckin Miss Cleo over here

28. Are you wearing perfume/cologne?
nopers

30. Where is your best friend located?
address, phone number and postal code?

31. Do you have a tan?
i don't tan...i whiten

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
this many numbers

33. What's on your mind?
kinda wondering why my shoulder hurts right now

34. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
eyebrow, nose, numerous ears, i don't believe in tattoos under the age of 21

35. Have you ever drank your pop from a straw?
that's generally how they hand it to you in a restuarant...

36. How do you like your pop?
on the floor

37. Do you like hot sauce?
I'm a pansy...

38. Last time you took a shower?
last night, i'm too tired and sick to shower today

39. Who do you like?
I'm too mixed up to decide

40. How old will u be when u lose your virginity
February 14, 2007

41. Where do you work?
in the kitchen...

42. Are you someone's best friend?
Ask Isleen

43. What's the last TV show you watched?
what I like about you