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07:19am | Feb 07, '06 | No Comments
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Chuck Norris once issued a crappy statement about the random facts about him that had been appearing on the internet. Though the information for these quotes had been taken from his most well known and accurate biographical books (The Guinness Book of World Records, The Bible, and The Charter of Rights and Freedoms), they apparently presented some falsehoods about his life. Realizing that it was his own mistake for allowing these rumours to circulate, Chuck Norris promptly roundhouse kicked himself to the face, shaving his beard, but leaving him otherwise unharmed....
Fucking Chuck Norris.