- Had A Blast Last Night .
- How Can You Hide These Things From Me ?
- We WERE Bestfriends , Till They Came Along .
- I Doing Everything Wrong .
- But With You , Its All Right .
- Hedley <3
- iLoove Youh . !
- iMiiss Youh . !
If i were a prostitute, I'd be worth.. $430
Hair Color:
Brunette $40
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Black $40
Redhead $45
Other $15
Eye Color:
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20
Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8" $25
5'9" - 6' $30
Over 6' $35
Age:
13 and under-$10
14-16 $15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20
Education:
Middle School $45
Still in high school $30
High School Grad $50
Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
Last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20
Smoke weed?
Yes $100
No $50
Drink?
Never $35
Casual Drinker $30
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15
Did you have to use a calculator to add this up?
No $100
Yes $50
11 fuck you`s of nexopia.
Fuck you number ONE.
There is NO SUCH THING as a Nexopia Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number TWO.
To the people who have like 1,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you number THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck you number FIVE.
Quit crying because you're not on someones page
Who cares?!?
ITS NEXOPIA!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you number SIX.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....
Fuck you number SEVEN.
6th graders who have Nexopia and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming Nexopia for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before Nexopia
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Nexopia should really be for adults....
Fuck you number EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true
nexopia Friend.
Real friends read their blogs
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....
Fuck you number NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
Fuck you number TEN.
If you read a blog and it says something like repost this in
100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead
bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!
Fuck you number ELEVEN.
Nexopia was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking..
.you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
If this made you laugh, or you agree with it,
then repost this...
What would you do if I...
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What do you think about my..
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Manners:
Answer..
[1] Who are you -
[2] Are we friends-
[3] When and how did we meet -
[4] How have I affected youu-
[5] What do you think of me -
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me the day we met -
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies
[8] Do you love me -
[9] Have I ever hurt you -
[10] Would you hug me -
[11] Would you kiss me -
[12] Would you fuck me -
[13] Are we close-
[14] Emotionally, what stands out
[15] Do you wish I was cooler -
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am i?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. -
[18] Am I loveable -
[19] How long have you known me-
[20] Describe me in one word.-
[21] What was your first impression -
[22] Do you still think that way about me now
[23] What do you think my weakness is -
[24] Do you think I'll get married -
[25] What about me makes you happy-
[26] What about me makes you sad -
[27] What reminds you of me -
[28] What's something you would change about me -
[29] How well do you know me -
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't -
[31] Do you think I would kill someone -
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you -
Sara Bara Won't You Come out Tonight,
Put Your Boots And Jacket On
Tell Your Muther You Won't Be Long.
And I'll Be Waiting For You Round The Coooorner.
<3
So I Was RANDOMLY Creepin People Pages And I Hit IABNMWYS123 And I Found Thiss.
Sara: I miss you! I have known you since grade six, wow. That’s along time. Three years. You are just amazing, I remember when we used to hangout every single day, because right after school we would walk to your house and chill in your basement with jenny or shyelle. Lmao. Sure we had a lot of fights, but that doesn’t matter because we are still friends. Ha-ha, don’t you love how my grandmother has a song for every one of my friends? Sara Bara.
And I Instantly Started To Cry... <3 I love My Brianna Bear. <3
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6. Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you kiss me?
8. ...with tongue?
9. Would you enjoy it?
10. Would you ever ask me out?
11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
14.Would you walk on the beach with me?
15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
16. Do you/have you talk shit about me?
17. Do you think I'm a good person?
18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
19.Do you think I'm hot?
20. If you could change anything about me -would you?
21.Would you have sex with me?
22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
24. Do You Do any Drugs?
25. what do you rate me outta 1-10 (1-worst 10 best)
Some How, I Thiink, You're Awfully Cute.
