My name is Dave...

I Make Sure My Mother and Girl are Smuthered In Pearls

8 A.M. I Open My Eyes, Yeah Kick My B*tch, Tell Her Open The Blinds.
And I'm Over The Stove at 9:00, Yeaa, Cookin' Breakfast For The Block, Then I Let Her Cook Mine.

A Pack A Day To Get Me By. An Ounce Of Weed To Keep Me High. Alcohol Still Numbs The Pain, Some Thing In Life Just Never Change. I Dunno But I've Benn Told, You Live This Way You Won't Grow Old. Our Addictions Hit So Quick. These Bad Habits Will Never Quit.

Hustlin Guys That Send Po's,
Cause I Chop Rocks The Size Of Mentos.

-Beer
-Mary-Jane
-DuMaurier






MUSIC:

Sublime
Kottonmouth Kings
Bob Marley




PARAPHENALIA:

Chills
RooR(RedEye)
Puff
Lungz
True Blunt



FEMALES:

Jessica Alba

Erica Durance

Roselyn Sanchez

Eliza Dushku

Ali Landry

Pamela Anderson

Stacey Dash

Vida Guerra

Carmen Electra

Brooke Burke

Rachel Stevens

Rachel Bilson

Stacey Keibler

Jessica Simpson

Stacy Ferguson

Heidi Klum

Shannon Elizabeth

Petra Nemcova

Melissa Keller

Cameron Diaz

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Lopez

Jamie Presley

Brittany Murphy

Emma Bunton

Jenna Jameson

Elisha Cuthbert

Marisa Miller

Monica Bellucci

Elle MacPherson

Mischa Barton

Kristen Kreuk

Penelope Cruz

Ashlee Simpson

Kate Beckinsale

Nelly Furtado

Daniela Cicarelli

Veronica Varekova

Daniela Pestova

Katie Price

Kelly Pickler

Fat Chicks
Cops
Bogarts
When Dial-A-Bottle Cuts You Off