First Off
What is your name? Shane Mahoney
Are you named after anyone? i dont think so
What's your screename? Shane
Would you name a child of yours after you? no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? shania
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? no one
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly? ya shayne
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? prolly not
Basics
Your gender: Guy
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
Single? yupp and lovin it
Birthdate: July 18th
Your age: 16
Your height: about 5'11
Eye color: shit brown
Hair color: light brown
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: righty
Your living arrangement: tha rents
Your family: pree tight
Have any pets? asshole, steve, shelby and little foot
Whats your job? to chill
Piercings? nipples
Tattoos? ya a very gay one
Do you speak another language? no
Have a favorite quote? i fucked blaines mom
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Nope i hate stupid people
Do you have any secrets? nahh
Do you hate yourself? no ?
Do you like your handwriting? nope
Do you have any bad habits? bangin blaines mom
What is the compliment you get from most people? me so horny, me love you long time
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? the fuck-up
What's your biggest fear? holden
Can you sing? hahahahahaha no
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? no ?
Are you a loner? no
What are your #1 priorities in life? bangin blaines mom
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? no
Are you a daredevil? o yes intense
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? no
Are you passive or agressive? Agressive
Do you have a journal? nope
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? idk
Do you think you are emotionally strong? ya
Is there anything you regret doing in life? nope especially not bangin blaines mom
Do you think life has been good so far? yeah
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? dont tell blaine i banged his mom after she told me not to
What do you like the most about your body? idk
Do you think you are good looking? nope
Are you confident? mhmm
What is the fictional character you are most like? bugs bunny because me and blaines mom breed like rabbits !
Are you perceived wrongly? yes all the time
Do You...
Smoke? Nope
Do drugs? nope
Read the newspaper? nope
Pray? Nope
Go to church? Nope
Talk to strangers who IM you? right now hahahahah
Sleep with stuffed animals? nope
Take walks in the rain? nope
Talk to people even though you hate them? some
Drive? ya but i have no sort of licence
Like to drive fast? yes
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice? nope
Hurt yourself? ya lots but not intentionally
Been out of the country? nope
Eaten something that made other people sick? yes lots
Been in love? yupp
Done drugs? Nope
Gone skinny dipping?yupp
Had a medical emergency? not that i remember
Had surgery? i think 1
Ran away from home? nope
Played strip poker? ya
Gotten beaten up? nope
Beaten someone up? Yes
Been picked on ? yes a long time ago
Been on stage? nadda
Slept outdoors? fo sho
Thought about suicide? nope
Pulled an all nighter? many
Gone one day without food? are you fucking insane ? of course not !
Killed someone? nope
Made out with a stranger? no
Had sex with a stranger? NO!
Thought you're going crazy? no
Been betrayed? mhmm
Had a dream that came true? yeah i had a dream that i was bangin blaines mom and then woke up and she was sleepin beside me
Broken the law? no !
Met a famous person? no
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? mhmm
On purpose? mhmm
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? ya on purpose
Stolen anything? ya blaines moms 100th virginity
Been on radio/tv? nope
Been in a mosh-pit? nope
Had a nervous breakdown? nope
Bungee jumped? nope and never will
Had a dream that kept coming back? mhmm the one that came true lol scroll up
Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets? mabe
Miracles? ya blaines moms ass
God? yes i hang out wit him eryonce in a while (john pukket)
Satan? yes i live with her
Santa? nope
Ghosts? Mhm
Luck? ya
Love at first sight? mhmm
Easter bunny? No
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? nope
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? nope
Do you wish on stars? YES ! hahahahahahahahahah no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? depends on where im standing
Do you think God has a gender? ya hes a male(aka john pukket)
Where do you think you go when you die? no where ya fuckin idiot your dead
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes I do
Who is your best friend? id have to say . . . . . . . . . . blaines mom
Who's the one person that knows most about you? blaines mom
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? you dont always have to fuck her hard infact some times thats not right to do, sometimes you gotta make some love . . . and fuckin give her some smooches too
Your favourite inside joke? i wish i had a house that big
Who's your longest known friend? cassidy
Newest? hannah
Shyest? Travis
Funniest? Mike by far
Sweatiest? travis
Closest? travis . . . . . aquard
Weirdest? Holden
Smartest? mike
Ditziest(stupidest)? Eric
Friends you miss being close to the most? mmm idk
Last person you talked to online? mike
Who do you talk to most online? shelby and juli
Who are you on the phone with most? lately ? Janelle
Who do you trust most? no one theyr all out to get me i swear
Who listens to your problems? blaines mom while im bangin her
Who do you fight most with? idk mike and juli
Who's the nicest? Janelle by far <3
Who's the most outgoing? no one . . . . eryone is lazy
Who's the best singer? no one
Who's on your shit-list? random fat chicks
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? nope
Who's your second family? blaines house
Do you always feel understood? nope
Who's the loudest friend? mike
Do you trust others easily? nope no trust(especially that holden)
Who's house were you last at? Janelle's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in? blaines moms
Do your friends know you? no i just saw them one day and thought to myself . . . . . . theyr my friends
Friend that lives farthest away? juli
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake? mellisa
Turn-on? blaines mom
Turn-off? blaines mom naked
First kiss? blaines mom
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?nope . . . . well other than blaines mom
What is best about the opposite sex? TNA
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? body hair
What's the last present someone gave you? a bj (blaines mom)
Are you in love? with blaines mom
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you? mike
You wanted to kill? umm steve
That you laughed at? Janelle
That laughed at you? Janelle
You went shopping with? mom
That broke your heart? axl when i fell down and instead of helping me he humped my head
To disappoint you? axl when he finished on my head
To ask you out? blaines mom
To make you cry?no one mike came pree close
To brighten up your day? Janelle
That you thought about? I dont know lol
You saw a movie with? Travis and Jeffery
You talked to on the phone? Holden
You saw? Travis in my periferal
Right This Moment...
Are you going out? nope
What are you wearing right now? t-shirt and blue jeans
Body part you're touching right now?none
What are you worried about right now? nuttin
What book are you reading? boston pizza menu
What's on your mousepad? a mouse
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: bored, happy, hungry, have to poop, bored
Are you bored? you read my mind
Are you tired? nahh
Are you talking to anyone online? ya mike and juli
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? no
Are you lonely or content? content
Are you listening to music? YES ! metallica-unforgiven
