Don't Ruck With Me!
Sure, "Scrum" is a weird name, but "Assault and Battery" was already taken.
Aggressive by Nature/Rugby by Choice
They wear numbers because you can't always identify the bodies with dental records.
There isn't winning or losing in rugby - only surviving.
Trample the weak - hurtle the dead.
Beer was invented to keep props from taking over.
"Support your Local Hooker... Play Rugby!"
Donate blood - play rugby.
At baseball games they play organs. In rugby they donate them.
Better to have lost at rugby than to have won at softball.
Join a game where there are no players and spectators, only perps and witnesses.
Whoso sheds his blood with me on this field shall be my brother - Henry V
Black and blue with pride - play rugby.
Rugby: If it wasn't a game the police would be called in to break it up.
Girls Just Ruck Better
Rugby: Where the only game you really lose is the one you don't play
Where else can you have this much fun with thirteen guys and a hooker?
Beer was invented to keep rugby players from conquering the world
Ruck and Roll
Rugby Players Wear Numbers Because You Can't Always Identify Them By their Dental Records Alone
Soccer: A game for gentlemen played by hooligans. Rugby: A game for hooligans played by gentlemen.

Soccer is a gentleman's game played by thugs. Rugby league is a thug's game played by thugs. Rugby Union is a thug's game played by gentlemen.
I went to see a fight and a rugby match broke out!
Screw ESPN. If you really want to see stars, play rugby.
Yes, Mom, I'm 40 and still playing RUGBY!
Whoever said giving birth is the worst pain there is has never seen his team lose in the Five Nations.
And the one with its own grim history: Rugby players eat their dead.