Everyone at one point misses the person they have fallin for wishing they had even a few more moments just to hold them just to feel them in your arms for one more moment and then it must be broken by the silent goodbye and as she slips from your arms you remember everything you had and everything that will follow after. How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
_=Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into robots.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
David Banner wishes when he gets angry that he'd transform into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.
Chuck Norris is the reason that God rested on the seventh day.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.s kills People.
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris' action figures have slept with more women then most men.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object.
Chuck Norris' wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.=_
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o man it was an amazing ride hahaha carckin jokes with our caby about michele jackson and shit and bitchin about the Mormons ( best one lliner ever mormons o god don't get me started on those mormons hahahaha) and ya kept laughin and shit till i though the guy shit his pants but it was his dog in the trunk which did hahaha
I loved the weekened where I went to coreys cabin. we had so much fun going and doing some mass quad jumps hahah corey jumping the road. lol I liked how when we got stuck in like 4 feet of water a little peice of shit trike pulled us out haha. I loved the like tire spining and donuts on the roads and how I got the tires smokin which was sweet. o and I loved the raming we did and then I drove up on his quad and I was at like a 90 degree angle hahah with the front tire on his had. watching all the people watch us and like fricken give us looks o well. I loved how there was this huge creeper who followed us in his car for like a long ass time and we booked it, it was sooooo sweet we drove like faster then a fast som bitch . and I like how when he was towing me we almost got hit by a speeding semi haha that was soo close man. good times can't wait till winter to do it on skidoos haha
dirtbiking with chevy is sweet cuz he is insane
fixing Alexxxs peice o shit like scooter thing with a motor on it. it was fun to race it with Boom.
I loved coming out to carlas birthday party cuz it was sooo much fun accept the two guys out there were gay o well. and the trampoline orgy was
the best.
