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Ok!, Before you learn about me you must read this incredibly awesome story i wrote!

One day Bob The Garbage Man decided to go into the sewer to meet his friend, George The Crazy Hermit Sewer Dudtte. When he opened the manhole Walrus Men grabbed him and took them to their leader. Bob said "uhhhhh, so yeah, release me or else." The walrus men decided that the bad smelling unwashed man should be released. Bob started on the trail to see Big Martha, on the way he met a talking fish skeleton. Bob said "yo dude, you're bony." The fish then replied "rhyme me a rhyme, and i will give you three wishes." Bob thought for a second, and said "I am Bob, not Rob, slob." The fish disapeared for some reason. Bob kept on waling when finally he saw George The Crazy Hermit Sewer Dudette fighting a ninja turtle. Geroge did the flying head scissors, the ninja turtle ran away! Bob ran up and said "hi." Then Jimmy The Evil Evian Water Bottle came up from behind Bob and doused him with water. Bob was clean and sweet smelling and handsome. He married a porn star and lived happily ever after.

Well then, back to my varying degrees of random randosity. Apparently, if i smash the Pinata 3 times i can win an Xbox 360. OH WAIT! ZOMG I CAN WIN A FREE IPOD! Do i really need an Ipod or an Xbox 360? I mean sure.... those things are pretty cool, but they also pretty much represent the downfall of mankind in my opinion. Now dont get me wrong, to be truthful, i have an ipod and if i could really smash a pinata 3 times to win a shiny new Xbox I would. But do we really need that kind of shit? Theres a pretty cool place i think you should all go, its called "outside". Theres natural light and shit like that, i know its scary but you should go there sometime.

OH YES! THE WORD SHIT IS the most powerful word in the english language; for those who don't know. You can be the shit, shitty, shitfaced or shittered. That shit can be dope or smell like shit, or taste like shit, or look like shit. I think you get the idea.

Muahahhahahahahhah this is the private and personal information of ME! And since nobody reads the profiles anyway, nobody will know. Compound that onto the fact that i dont have any pictures to distract your attention from these tedious words and VOILA! My personal information is safe. But i digress, I'm like nobody you've ever met before, unless you've already met me. I was born on Febuary 29th, what is so special about that day you ask? Well...... Every year there are 365.26 days, every four years the extra little bit adds up and creates an extra day. I was born on that day. Oh yes, i know what you're thinking...... What day do you celebrate your birthday on? Whenever its more convenient is the answer. To the people who would say.... Dude thats awesome! or Dude that must suck ........... I would say i agree with you. Oh but theres more! Yes yes yes, I am also a geniune bonafied genius, complete with a very high IQ and such. Note that in order to determine your actual IQ, somebody has to test you. Thats right, tickle tests dont count. Ive somehow found happiness in the fact that most of life is a grand illusion, probably purposed with controlling the way we think. It really is if you think about it..... Society only exists to keep us from murdering eachother and being eaten by animals, and/or killed by diseases. That being said, HURRAY FOR SOCIETY! Ive gotten off track again, which brings me back on track. I have A.D.D. It keeps me entertained most of the time. I don't go to school anymore so i shall not talk about it except for one thing. I don't have much sympathy for people who get bullied. If you do get bullied, do something about it. Change so you don't get bullied anymore, it doesnt matter what you change, as long as something changes. Figure out why they make fun of you and learn from your mistakes. Yes i know its unfair that they dont like you for who you are, and how theyre terrible people and your so wonderful. Yes I know you shouldnt have to change, and that theres nothing wrong with you. You dont necessarily have to be popular, just have to be able to peacefully coexist with the whole whatever. You have to make the change, cuz a bunch of assholes making you unhappy to make themselves feel better aren't going to change for you. That turned into quite a rant i suppose. Im done for now.

I have recently determined that I shall have no or few pictures, because i like words better. If you're illiterate i guess thats just too bad for you then. So yes, this is another chapter in the thoughts of hayden that occur at 1:44 AM. I think the biggest problem with nexopia, is that its a picture reflection of a person's personality on a computer screen, created with intent. You will never learn a single thing about what the person in question is like, because its really just all a bunch of self portrayed nonsense. To know what a person is like you gotta spend time with them. Mutual interests are cool, but I mean; come on. There are all kinds of different people who love the same things. Also I don't believe that just because a person takes a drug that makes him or her a bad person. A bit sketchy maybe, but not bad. Drugs don't kill people, people adminstering drugs on other people or people who adminster drugs to themselves do. Alcohol is fun, but I think marijuana should be just as legal. Without the sweet mary jane I'd be some mopey depressed dork who never learned a damn thing about a lot of things. That being said, I probably would have remembered grades 10-11. Not that it matters, but I can't talk about school, remember? I guess I'm done for now, I am mr schnitzel pounder at the fancy schmancy town restaurant, I have 2 years of experience, and I make kickass schnitzel the likes of which few peoples tongues have tasted.

It's time for another installment of the randomly updated thoughts of hayden that you will never read, because this is simply too much reading for most people to bother with. Sorry for the run on sentence, my grade 5 grammar teacher would be appalled. This time its about 11:28 pm and I'm pretty sure im moving to whistler so i can snowboard all the time. Its going to be doper than weed. I really dont understand why people are all like "ewwwww don't creep" or the "NO I WILL NOT TALK TO YOUR IF YOU CALL ME SEXY". So heres my thinking. You put information available to the public on this website, so if you dont want people seeing it dont put it on there fools. As for the other one, if you are an attractive girl, simply dont put any attractive pictures of yourself on there, and nobody will ever bother you. I promise. I think that only having 10000 characters is censorship, fuck you nexopia.

-China
-Really intelligent people, who speak of intellectually stimulating type things
-Cookie-Monster 5000
-All my friends...... of course
-Having enough spare time on my hands to write this sort of thing....... kids in China don't have this sort of time
-Elephants
-Burning stuff and/or Blowing stuff up
-Campfires
-How the favourite passtime of the Lower mainland teenager is substance abuse
-How easy it is to get substances; for abuse
-Noses
-Snow, not limited to snowboarding and/or snowmen and snowball fights
-KNOWLEDGE
-WISDOM
-Fuzzy things
-Snakes
-The Awesome Scale:
Ranges from 3-11
3 Being most awesome, like awesomer than awesome could be
11 Being poodlish, because poodles are not awesome at all
-Some girls (most girls are annoying)
-Music
-Made up words
-Nonsense
-Food
-Tables and chairs
-Books
-Karma
-Spongebob Squarepants

cow girls