Mean joke on my sister. I figure I'd go ahead and cum in the last of the milk and shake it up a bit, as a joke. She has a bowl of cereal EVERY day... Anyways, she has her bowl of cereal... after she's done, she looks at me, and says, "I know what you did. I seen you earlier."
I freaked out. I didn't know what to do or say. She comes over to me, and grabs my dick, still in my pants. "Don't think I'm mad. I want more." She proceeded to unzip my pants. At this point, I notice something... Her eyes... They were brown... Normally, they're green... My sister... was a bear! The bear instantly knew that i seen through its disguise, and let out a very loud roar. My dick still out, I ran away, out the front door, into the street. The bear rushes through the walls of my house in pursuit. I begin running through traffic, the bear trailing closely, knocking over cars and tossing pedestrians aside as if they were weightless. I run to the library, the bear still pursuing. I take a left, then a right, then another right. Dead end. I turn around. My sister is standing in front of me. She says, "What would you do for a klondike bar?"

dammit, why the fuck do you have to do this?!

what the fuck happened?

i miss the old you
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