for the ladies
----- A guys point of view -----
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the
room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even
acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while.
We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected.
When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it (Paying for you).
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need
to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or
my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
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Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
***Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.
***It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you
can think of.
on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either ; )
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR
HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION SELF
,AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance!!!!!!
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Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost
FRIENDS WITH BENEFIITS
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social reject, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you
Cna yuo raed tihs?
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if you can raed tihs psot it
YOU KNOW YOUR IRISH WHEN.....
You believe that to forgive is divine, but you don't excercise it yourself.
You won't eat meat on Friday, but you'll drink a pint for breakfast.
You consider any Irishman who has become successful a traitor.
You have great respect for the truth, and you only use it in emergencies.
The further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you get.
You eat homefried taters for brakfast, potato bread for lunch, and potato stew for dinner.
You cry at sad movies, but you cheer in battle.
You will never play professional basketball.
You swear very well.
You think you sing very well.
There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone.
You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking.
Much of your food is boiled.
You are, or know someone, named "Murph." If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy.
Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.
There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
You're proud to be Irish - and you pass these jokes on to all your Irish friends!
Green Eyes-
Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, people with green eyes are very cute and love to cuddle. They have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the best in bed. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very very sexy and very attractive towards the opposite sex.[/size]
GEMINI: Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. Ultra sexy. The most irresistible.
Ask me any three questions:
1.
2.
3.
I dont care how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless they are
& I promise to answer them 99% truly and honestly in message.
Copy this and post it on your page to see what people ask you
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
1 TEMPLE - A very susceptibile vital spot. If struck with sufficient force, may cause unconsciousness or death.
2 NASION - This is the summit of the nose. If struck with sufficient force may cause death.
3 PHILTRUM - This is the area between the upper lip and the bottom of the nose. Attack to this area may also cause unconsciousness or death.
4 HOOK TO JAW - A powerful hook punch to the front side of jaw may snap an enemy's neck. Fatal.
5 ADAM'S APPLE - A sharp blow here may cause enemy to asphyxiate.
6 SOLAR PLEXUS - The small of back. May cause death.
7 TESTICLES - The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death.
8 BASE OF CEREBELLUM - A powerful blow to the nape of the neck, causing mortal damage.
9 COCCYX - A powerful blow to the tail bone. Fatal.
10 FULL NELSON - Stand behind the enemy, put your arms under his, and lock your hands behind his head. Bending the neck forward may either break neck, asphyxiate enemy, or cut of supply of spinal fluid to brain, causing brain damage or death.
11 HALF NELSON - Again, standing behind enemy, but one arm is used to pin one of enemy's arms.
12 BRAIN BUSTER - Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air, vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on your enemy's head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most effective on concrete or gravel.
13 RUSSIAN OMELET - Cross enemy's legs. Fold enemy by pinning his shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal.
14 HEART PUNCH - A strongman's attack, it is simply a powerful blow to the heart. (Many years ago, the wrestler Ox killed an opposing wrestler with this attack.)
15 UPPERCUT - An upward strike to the bottom of the jaw with the heel of the hand, causing the enemy's head to snap backward. May shatter vertabrae. Fatal.
16 ABDOMEN - A substantial blow to this area may rupture a vital organ, causing death.
17 RIB CAGE - A vicious shattering of the rib cage may cause grave internal bleeding.
18 HEAD-TO-WALL PUNCH - A swift, hard, cold-cock punch to an enemy's face while he is standing near a wall may drive his head into it, causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.
19 PINNED DROP KICK - Standing behind enemy, holding his arms straight back. A drop kick to the back without releasing arms may severe spine, causing death.
20 HEAD WRENCH - Grabbing an enemy's head by the mouth and the back of the skull, then twisting with a sudden, violent jerk to rend vertabrae, may easily cause death.
21 CHOKE HOLD - Once a favorite of law enforcement officials, has often proved deadly. The right arm goes over the enemy's right shoulder, and grips the back of the head. The left arm comes over his left shoulder, reaches across neck, and grabs own right forearm. With enough pressure applied, causes brain damage or death.
22 HEAD YANK - Bend enemy forward, grab head, and pull back with convincing force. May seperate delicate vertebrae, causing death.
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't.
I'll see just who loves me!
1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean (STD):
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of nexopia?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
1. Give me your number ?
2. Have sex with me ?
3. Let me kiss you ?
4. Watch a movie with me ?
5. Have dinner with me ?
6. Drive me somewhere ? Anywhere ?
7. Take a shower with me ?
8. Be my bf/gf ?
9. Tell me you love me ?
10. Buy me a drink if I didnt have money ?
11. Take me home for the night ?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed ?
13. Sing car kareoke with me ?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions ?
15. Do you think im attractive, beautiful, sexy, or hot ?
16. Do you like my style ?
17. Do you think im funny ?
18. Do you care about me ?
19. Would you dance with me ?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
fill it out Nov 17, 2005 18:14:47
What Would You Do If:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What Do You Think About My:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Manners:
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.?
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.?
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think that I am wierd?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[33] What song reminds you of me?
[34] If I died would you cry?
[35] When was the last time we faught?
[36] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me?
[39] If I told you I had three weeks to live what would you want to do befor I died?
[40]Do you think I willl get married?
