Music:
Abigor Adenine Alarum Amon Amarth Annihilator Arch Enemy Artillery Arsis Acid Bath After Forever Asmegin Apocalyptica Catamenia Carcass Candlemass Cathedral Celtic Frost Children of Bodom Cryfemal Cryptopsy Darkane Dark Funeral Dark Throne Dark Tranquility Death Death Angel Death Strike December Moon Deeds of Flesh Deicide Demilich Demonic Demons & Wizards Dragonforce Deteriorate Dimmu Borgir Disfear Darkest Hour Dream Evil Edge of Sanity Evergrey Evildead Eternal tears of sorrow Exodus Emperor Engrave Enslaved Entombed Eucharist Ensiferum Exhumed Falkenbach Freedom Call Frozen Shadows Gamma Ray Godflesh God Macabre Graveland Gorguts Hades Hammer Fall Hellhammer Helloween Hypocrisy Iced Earth Immolation Immortal Impaled Nazarene Blitzkrieg Isis Infernum In Flames Iniquity Inquisition Iron Maiden Japanische Kampfhorspiele Kamelot Kalmah Kataklysm Kreator Krieg King Diamond Korpiklaani the Kovenant Lord Wind Luciferion Marduk Massacra Abruptum The Abyss Agathocles Adramelech Amorphis Ancient Ancient Rites Angra Antaeus Arcturus Asphyx At the Gates Avenger Averse Sefira Axis of Advance Bach Baphomet Bal Sagoth Bathory Beethoven Behemoth Beherit Blasphemy Blind Guardian Blood Blood Bath Brutal Truth Burzum Blue Oyster Cult Lykeum Manilla Road Manowar Mastodon Mayhem Megadeth Mesrine Morbid Angel Metallica(old) Moonsorrow Mortuary Mozart Mysticum Mythic Napalm Death Necromass Necrophagia Necrophagist Necrophobic Necrotic Martyr Mutation Nevermore Nocturnal Rites Nokturnal Mortum Norther Nuclear Assault Nuclear Death Nile Obituary Obliveon Omnium Gatherum Opeth Oppressor Overkill Pantera Pentagram Pestilence Pink Floyd Possessed Queensryche Fear Factory(digimortal only) Repulsion Rise Runic Rush Sacramentum Satyricon Sentenced Sepultura Sinister Shadows Fall Slayer Sodom Summon Summoning Suffocation Swordmaster Tartaros Terrorizer The Black Dahlia Murder Testament The B-52's Therion Time Requiem Thorns Tristania Troll Unanimated Under The Pagan Moon Ungod Unleashed Valhalla Van Halen Vio-lence Vital Remains Warhorse Woods of Ypres Yngwie Malmsteen Zyklon



Killing of a god deicide
Killing oneself suicide, selfcide
Killing one's father patricide
Killing one's mother matricide
Killing one's parent(s) parenticide
Killing one's brother fratricide
Killing one's sister sororicide
Killing one's husband mariticide, viricide
Killing one's wife uxoricide
Killing one's son or daughter filicide, prolicide
Killing a close relative parricide
Killing a man, or any person homicide
Killing a woman femicide, gynecide, gynaecide
Killing an infant infanticide
Killing a fetus aborticide, feticide, foeticide
Killing old men senicide
Killing a king regicide
Killing a lord or master hericide
Killing a philosopher philosophicide
Killing a prophet or poet vaticide
Killing a czar czaricide
Killing a bishop episcopicide
Killing an apprentice prenticecide
Killing a Brahmin Brahminicide, Brahmanicide
Killing a Spartacus member Sparticide
Killing a modernist modernicide
Killing a guest or host hospiticide
Killing a favorite nepoticide
Killing a friend ambicide
Killing an enemy hosticide
Killing a heretic hereticide, heretocide
Killing a tyrant tyrannicide
Killing of Christ Christicide :
Killing of bears ursicide
Killing of birds avicide, birdicide
Killing of boars apricide
Killing of bulls tauricide
Killing of cats felicide
Killing of chickens or turkeys gallinicide
Killing of cows vaccicide
Killing of deer cervicide
Killing of dogs canicide
Killing of elephants elephanticide
Killing of fish piscicide
Killing of fowls gallicide
Killing of fox vulpicide
Killing of goats hiricide
Killing of kangaroos macropocide
Killing of leeches hirudicide
Killing of mice muricide
Killing of moles talpicide
Killing of oxen bovicide
Killing of partridges perdricide
Killing of poultry poultrycide
Killing of rats raticide
Killing of reptiles herpecide, herpicide
Killing of rodents rodenticide
Killing of seals sealicide
Killing of serpents serpenticide
Killing of snails/molluscs molluscacide
Killing of sparrows sparrowcide
Killing of vermin verminicide
Killing of whales ceticide
Killing of wolves lupidide
Killing of insects insecticide
Killing of adult insects adulticide, imagocide, imagicide
Killing of insect larvae larvicide
Killing of insect eggs ovicide
Killing of pests pesticide
Killing of ants formicide, formicicide
Killing of aphids aphidicide, aphicide
Killing of bedbugs cimicide
Killing of bees apicide
Killing of fleas pulicide, pulicicide
Killing of flies muscacide, muscicide
Killing of gnats or mosquitos culicicide, culicide
Killing of lice lousicide, pediculicide
Killing of mites acaricide, miticide
Killing of mosquitos anophelicide, mosquitocide
Killing of spiders or scorpions arachnidcide
Killing of ticks tickicide
Killing of wasps vespacide

Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)


The Downeaster 'Alexa' - Billy Joel
Storm Front Released: 1989

Well I'm on the Downeaster Alexa
And I'm cruising through Block Island Sound
I have charted a course to the Vineyard
But tonight I am Nantucket bound

We took on diesel back in Montauk yesterday
And left this morning from the bell in Gardiner's Bay
Like all the locals here I've had to sell my home
Too proud to leave I worked my fingers to the bone

So I could own my Downeaster Alexa
And I go where the ocean is deep
There are giants out there in the canyons
And a good captain can't fall asleep

I've got bills to pay and children who need clothes
I know there's fish out there but where God only knows
They say these waters aren't what they used to be
But I've got people back on land who count on me

So if you see my Downeaster Alexa
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel

Now I drive my Downeaster Alexa
More and more miles from shore every year
Since they tell me I can't sell no stripers
And there's no luck in swordfishing here

I was a bayman like my father was before
Can't make a living as a bayman anymore
There ain't much future for a man who works the sea
But there ain't no island left for islanders like me

You have to see it, to understand it. So without further ado:
Slab Bulk Head
Huntch Speed Jump
Bridge Large Meat
Butch Dead Lift
Lint Chest Hair
Pull Big Plank
Flint Iron Stag
Bolt Vander Huge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hard Cheese
Buff Drink Lots
Fist Rock Bone
Stump Beef Gnaw
Trunk Slam Chest
Smash Phlegm Jaw
Punch Rock Groin
Dirk Hard Peck
Block Plank Chest
Stump Junkman
Crud Bonemeal
Rib Stick Face
Slate Slab Rock
Brick Hard Meat
Hunch Side Iron
Grissle Mcthorn body
Rip Slab Cheek
Buff Hard Pack
Bob Johnson...
Slake Fist Crunch
Blast Thick Neck
Slab Squat Thrust Crunch Butt Steak
Lump Beef Broth
Reef Blast Body
Touch Rust Rod
Big Mclarge Huge
Smoke Man Muscle
Cat Punch Beef
Hack Blow Fist
Roll! Fizzle Beef

The Ghosts of Summer's Past

There is a comfort in longing for
Something that's gone forever
It shows how much that something meant to you
When it was here

To a person who claims
To never having had anything
They can be confronted by
The empty space where something once was

I could only remember feeling so bad
When the present time was passing by
Looking back now I realise
That the best and worst times in my life
Could coincide

My greatest achievement is also my greatest loss
The best thing I ever had is forever gone

It is a dark and fulfilling feeling of frustration
To reminisce and feel the opposite of anticipation

It is a talent of the soul
To discover the joys in pain
Thinking of moments you long for
Knowing you'll never have them again

A moment of euphoria
Inspired by a photograph from that summer
I remember how we hated everything
And in that we managed to find comfort in each other

Those days are gone, my heart goes on
I long for the way it used to be
When summer comes it will return
That feeling will become again
It comes on strong and so fast
But you know that it won't last
It's just the hauntings of
The ghosts of summer's past

And though they are far behind me
I can still hear them calling
As if they were right beside me
Tempting my comfort in longing






a quote from Joe: "im all for exterminating those of the "woe-is-me" persuasion, and that goes for blacks who gripe and sit at home smoking rock inbetween b'n'e's, complaining about how whitey makes it impossible for him to succeed''

another from joe: "If their insensitivity seems to be dragging you down, and making this ordeal unbearable, just bear in mind that it is always darkest before dawn"

yet again, from Joe: "For the record, I'll submit that I absolutely cannot listen to Arvo Part because his music is so sublimely beautiful and it praises Christ, God, etc, so passionately that it'll genuinely send chills up your spine when you listen to it, in an Adam-and-Eve-getting-busted-by-YHWH-in-the-garden sort of way.



quotes from the book: I, Lucifer (by glen duncan if any of you mongoloids are curious)

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from"


"Give the Old Boy His due, He was almost right. (Well, actually, He was completely right in knowing that He was wrong in thinking it was all going to turn out okay - but there's no telling this story without contradictions.) He was almost right. It turned out, once we were around to experience Him, that God was really incredibly nice. It's quite something, you know, to feel yourself bathed in divine love all the time. It's hard not to feel grateful - and we did. We all did feel nothing but refulgent gratitude, and spared not our throats in telling him so. It was obvious - He discovered what He'd known all along - that He loved an audience. The creation of the angels and the first crank of Old Time had shown him Who and What he was: God, Creator, alpha and omega. He was everything, apart from that which He created. You could feel his relief: I'm God. PHEW. Cool. Fucking knew it."


Lucifer: Yes yes yes. Now do clear off, old fruit, would you? Oh and Gabriel?
Gabriel: Yes?
Lucifer: Your mother sucks cocks in hell.


"The point is that in the middle of everything a dog dragged itself past. A black one, too. This dog had seen better days. This dog was dog tired. I don't know where this wretched dog came from, but if he'd ever had his day it was a long time ago. To say something happened to this dog is to say that Hiroshima suffered a slight disturbance back in August '45. Everything had happened to this dog. He'd been hit by something, some vehicle, an incident which had amputated a front leg and broken a back one, so that forward motion was a curious combination of hopping and dragging. But this was only his most recent bit of hard cheese. One eye was cataracted. His mouth (broken jaw, too, by the way) was rotting with a suppurating infection and most of his hair was gone. The exposed flesh revealed the wounds of a beating, all of which had gone bad. His arse was bleeding and his semi-exposed phallus unhealthily inflamed. That wasn't it. You didn't think that was it, did you? Hello? I've presided over the torture and deaths of millions of human beings with as much emotional engagement as a nail-filing receptionist on a Friday afternoon. You think an injured hound is going to break my heart? No, that wasn't it. What was it was that moments from death this dog stopped to sniff and tentatively lick another dog's turd that just happened to be coiled and glistening nearby. I watched him. I thought, "state he's in there's no way; state he's in he's not going to be capable." A part of me even then was thinking (not knowing why): "I do sincerely hope he doesn't. I hope being this close to expiry finally releases him from the cage of his dumb instincts. I hope he just fucking dies, now." But he didn't. (He did less then a minute later.)







If guns kill people,
then pencils misspell words,
cars make people drive drunk,
and spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.





If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only go

This is why i love iron maiden...