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Farmers Creed
Farmers Creed


I believe a man’s greatest possession is his dignity and that no calling bestows this more abundantly than farming.

I believe hard work and honest sweat are the building blocks of a person’s character.

I believe that farming, despite its hardships and disappointments, is the most honest and honorable way a man can spend his days on this earth.

I believe farming nurtures the close family ties that make life rich in ways money can’t buy.

I believe my children are learning values that will last a lifetime and can be learned in no other way.

I believe farming provides education for life and that no other occupation teaches so much about birth, growth, and maturity in such a variety of ways.

I believe many of the best things in life are indeed free: the splendor of a sunrise, the rapture of wide open spaces, and the exhilarating sight of your land greening each spring.

I believe that true happiness comes from watching your crops ripen in the field, your children grow tall in the sun, your whole family feels the pride that springs from their shared experience.

I believe that by my toil I am giving more to the world than I am taking from it; an honor that does not come to all men.

I believe my life will be measured ultimately by what I have done for my fellow man, and by this standard I fear no judgment.

I believe when a man grows old and sums up his days, he should be able to stand tall and feel pride in the life he’s lived.

I believe in farming because it makes all this possible.
 

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What I Think Of My Freind Leah
This Is What I Think Of Leah

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:?

» I committed suicide: beat u
» I said I liked you: hell i dunno, not gunna happen i know that
» I kissed you:lol, who knows
» I lived next door to you: well u pretty much do
» I started smoking: beat u
» I stole something: bite ur head off
» I was hospitalized: come see u, just do i could play with the buttons on the remote control bed
» I ran away from home: move in to ur house in ur place
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: be proud of u



WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:lol, off the wall
» Eyes:dunno, never really look, most likely bruises and discolored right now
» Face:same as eyes
» Hair:its hair, my mullets better
» Clothes:u know what i think
» Mannerisms: what the fuck...



[1] Who are you? who the hell do u think
[2] Are we friends?dam right
[3] When and how did we meet? hhmmm good question
[4] How have I affected you? to many ways to name
[5] What do you think of me? AWESOMEE with two e's
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?hhhmmmm i think u know
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? long long long time i hope
[8] Do you love me?as a freind of course
[9] Have I ever hurt you?aaahhhh physical yes
[10] Would you hug me?sure
[11] Would you kiss me?depends if my health insurance was still in affect and payed up
[12] Are we close? hell yah
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? indepentence
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? lol, no
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? uuummmmm well i am a 3646843434643464654364643654 so u can be a 5676844343481
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. what the fuck
[17] Am I loveable? yah, to a point
[18] How long have you known me? hhmm two years
[19] Describe me in one word.dumbass... i dunno, cwhy the hell one word, why not 4 or 5, geez
[20] What was your first impression? this a guy or girl
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? lol, nope
[22] What do you think my weakness is? me, i dunoo
[23] Do you think I'll get married? probaly
[24] What about me makes you happy? ur freindship
[25] What about me makes you sad? u replacing my stauts as 7-11 buddy
[26] What reminds you of me?hockey
[27] What's something you would change about me? nothin
[28] How well do you know me? pretty dam well
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? hhmmm i don't think so
[30] Do you think I would kill someone? lol, probaly not, but u are unstable in some conditions
 

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What Leah Thinks Of Me
What My Good Freind Leah (hockey*girl) Thinks Of Me



WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:?

» I committed suicide: go to your funeral cry a bit then go find myself another hick friend...
» I said I liked you: possibley throw up because its almost basically insest
» I kissed you: -see "I said I liked you:"
» I lived next door to you: get blinds get bigger locks on my door and watch you sleep
» I started smoking: make fun of you
» I stole something: tell you to give it back and harrass you bout it till u did
» I was hospitalized: bring you flowers and food lots of food
» I ran away from home: give u a roof to stay under
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: i would track them bitches down and hopitalize them



WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: haha one of a kinda one of a kind
» Eyes: you look out of them
» Face: man what a hick
» Hair: DEFINALTY A FUCKIN HICK
» Clothes: hillbilly
» Mannerisms: what the hells that?



[1] Who are you? leah
[2] Are we friends? yes best friends
[3] When and how did we meet? grade 8 same class unfortuantly
[4] How have I affected you? ur my serect holder and your a person i can always go to for advice
[5] What do you think of me? great guy and halarious
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? umm song night
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? forever till i shrivel up and die or u die at 40
[8] Do you love me? as a friend i do i do
[9] Have I ever hurt you? nope
[10] Would you hug me? maybe
[11] Would you kiss me? god no insest
[12] Are we close? yes
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? how u care for ur friends
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? no
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 10
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. big scottskis haha dunno cause ur big and ur names scott?
[17] Am I loveable? sure
[18] How long have you known me? 2 going on 3 good years
[19] Describe me in one word. non replaceable
[20] What was your first impression? i cant remember god dam old timers
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? possibley
[22] What do you think my weakness is?your knees and spine LOL!
[23] Do you think I'll get married? yes and i get free booze mmkay?
[24] What about me makes you happy? ur humor
[25] What about me makes you sad? well nothing
[26] What reminds you of me? the song tulsa time member that time on the fishing trip me n u listned to it and when ever i hear that song i picture u bobing your head up and down to it like a fagget
[27] What's something you would change about me? nothing
[28] How well do you know me? very good
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yeah
[30] Do you think I would kill someone? nope
 

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God Bless Alberta
Life as an Albertan

1. "Vacation" means going to Edmonton for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 blizzard (-60 with that wind chill), your eyelashes are frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home