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Before we get started,

I would like to introduce you to the recent event that has CONSUMED my life.


I am spending countless hours, days, weeks, and months of training to finish this, because I BELIEVE it has a purpose in my life, and we are all touched by this sad epidemic.

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Onto it:


On the outside:

I am a CHRISTIAN, Classy, healthy, athletic, energetic, chin up girl with long hair, hazel eyes, and small feet. .

On the inside:

I am secure, smart, sexy, honest, happy, confident, professional, compassionate, spontaneous, courageous, sometimes outrageous, adaptable, adventurous, optimistic, affectionate, AND independent. .




So I said before that I was a good girl and got asked all the time what it meant.

Well




--It means I have a sweeeet little girl who is the best thing to ever happen to me, but you know what, I learned my lesson and

I KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT IN MY PANTS








THANK YOU

Oh oh oh A newfie joke for you !!!



Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a
different place, P.E.I., BC, Fort McMurray, and Newfoundland.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from P.E.I. started pulling
potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the girl from BC.

"We have so many of these darn things in PEI, I'm Just sick of
looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from BC began pulling Apples from Her bag
and tossing them from the Window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Fort McMurray.
"We have so many of these things in BC, I am just
Sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Fort McMurray opened the car door And pushed
the Newfie out.

HAHAHAHAH

I enjoy the “nice” things in life like; incredible food, raspberry ginger ale, camping

even the jean and T-shirt things like a movie, cooking, a Saturday morning coffee out or just hanging around.


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THE HOT MAFIA


The Rules of Hot Mafia According to Layla N'Mayo hahahah



Rule # 1 – Never leave a fellow Mafia behind. Mafia take care of their own

Rule #2 – If he's ugly..Never use your real name.

Rule #3 – Never confess.

Rule #4 – No one goes home alone.

Rule #5 – Never let a boy get between you and a fellow Mafia

Rule # 6 – Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.

Rule #7 – Blend in by standing out.

Rule # 8 – Be the life of the party.

Rule #9 – Whatever it takes to get in, get in.

Rule #10 – Invitations are for pussies.

Rule #11 – Sensitive is good.

Rule #12 – Of course you dream of one day having children.

Rule #13 – Guys in the bar are desperate – console them.

Rule #14 – You're a distant relative of me.

Rule #15 – Fight the urge to tell the truth.

Rule #16 – Always have an up-to-date mafia
tree.

Rule #17 – Every male party guest deserves a good party night.

Rule #18 – You love cars, sports and beer.

Rule # 19 – Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.

Rule #20 – Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.

Rule #21 – Make sure he's 21.

Rule #22 – You have a nightclub and a dance floor to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

Rule #23 – There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough men to go around.

Rule #24 – If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.

Rule #25 – You understand he heard that but that's not what you meant.

Rule # 26 – No you dont love him.

Rule #27 – Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close

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Rule #28 – Make sure there's an open bar.

Rule #29 – Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.

Rule #30 – You're from out of town. ALWAYS.

Rule #31 – If approached, he will always buy you a drink.

Rule #32 – Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.

Rule #33 – Never go back to your place.

Rule #34 - Be gone by last call.

Rule #35 – Breakfast is for closers.

Rule #39 - Your favorite movie is "Tears of the Sun".

Rule #40 - No "chicken dancing" – no exceptions.

Rule #41 - Never hit on the boyfriend! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.

Rule #42 – The way to a man's bed is through the dance floor.

Rule #43 - Dance with your girls and other random girls.

Rule #44 - If there is a cash bar, bring your purse. You'll never have to buy a drink.

Rule #45 – You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the bar.

Rule #46 - At the bar, sit near the dance floor. It's close enough to party & to seem like you're planning on dancing. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like last choice.

Rule #47 - If two rival Mafia pick the same boy, the member with the least seniority will respectfully yield.

Rule #48 - Always remember your fake name!

Rule #49 - The Rules of Mafia are SACRED. Don't sully them by "improvising."

Rule #50 – When your Mafia partner fails, you fail. No woman is an island.

ONE OF THESE DAYS LAYLA, SOMETHING IS GOING TO TIE YOU DOWN, LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahah

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My Family

Kayleigh and I








My Mom and I

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My Stepdad and I



Sweeet pic of my *sexy* car!!




FAMILY GUY

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I really dislike talking about dislikes.




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