Funniest Woman Alive! WORLDS SEXIEST COMEDIAN!
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RECENT ALBUMS
Imported Pictures
September 08, 2008These are pictures Nexopia has moved into the gallery when we updated our picture system.
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incredibly tired...rock a g-unit shirt
Fuya 4 Life
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incredibly tired...rock a g-unit shirt
lets make like a baby and head out
BASICS
| Height: | 179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6') |
| Weight: | 87 Kg - 91 Kg (191 lbs - 200 lbs) |
| Birthday: | July 03, 1990 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Dating |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 08:29pm | Jul 10, '08 |
| Profile Updated: | 02:24pm | Dec 18, '09 |
| Last Active: | 07:12pm | Dec 08, '09 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Comic books, Graphic novels, Magazines, Newspapers |
| Movies: | Action, Animated, Anime, Classic, Comedy, Drama, Historical dramas, Horror, Musicals, Psychological Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Science Fiction, Teen, Westerns |
| Art: | Body Art, Cartooning, Doodling |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats, Dogs |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy |
| Cars: | Audio, Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Offroad, Rally, Tuning, Classics |
| Music: | Alternative, Classic Rock, Electronica, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rap, Reggae, Techno, Trance, Reggaeton |
| Sports: | Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Boxing, Car racing, Cheerleading, Football (American), Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Martial Arts, Paintball, Soccer, Softball, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball |
| Activities: | Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Pool/Billiards, Reading, Shopping, Traveling |
| Musical Instruments: | Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Kit Drums, Other Drums |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Hiking, Exploring, Sightseeing, Traveling |
| Computers: | Apple, E-mail, Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
FUNNY
Funniest Man Alive!
Funniest Woman Alive! WORLDS SEXIEST COMEDIAN!
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Funniest Woman Alive! WORLDS SEXIEST COMEDIAN!
ABOUT ME
Name's Kyle, I'm about 5'11'', short brown hair, blue eyes, Football player you wanna know more just ask
18~Employed~Taken
In My World The Sky Is Purple, The Water Is Orange, The Fish Fly and The Birds Swim, The Zebras Are Blue With Green Stripes And They Eat The Indigo Lions, The Dogs Walk The People, The Rainbows Are Gray, The Sun Makes It Dark and The Water Flows Uphill, Cats Chase Dogs and Sitcoms Are Funny, Drugs Are LEGAL but Only Mary-jane, Coke and Tylenol, and Carrot Top Has His Own Show Every Friday and Saturday From 6pm To 1am
if you have any suggestions of what i can add to my world feel free to leave a message or a comment
Best Rhymes Ever
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES.
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
QUOTES
It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
--Terrence Howard~Hustle and Flow~
You ain't gotta be a dopeboy to have money
--T.I. Harris~ATL~
The scariest prospect of war is not the enemy on the otherside of the battlefield, it's the traitor within your midst
Sometimes you got to go slow to go fast
--Terrence Howard~Hustle and Flow~
You ain't gotta be a dopeboy to have money
--T.I. Harris~ATL~
The scariest prospect of war is not the enemy on the otherside of the battlefield, it's the traitor within your midst
Sometimes you got to go slow to go fast