>REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
>REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
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>FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
>REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
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>FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
>REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
>REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
>REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
>REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
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>FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
10 reasons on why u should date a soccer player
1. We know how to kick it
2. We are used 2 scoring
3. We love grass
4. Well make u scream 4 more
5. Sweating is no problem
6. Skill is definite
7. We'll play anywhere and anytime
8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. We always are on the top



