I'm Steven, but my friends like to call me Steven.

My favorite finish on a drumset would be Crimson Red Sparkled oozing blood graphics, over Black Glass Glitter.. over Tamo. Yeeaaaah. Sex.. in can.

I like playing with spiders and millipedes.

The all-time best reason to copulate with a drummer:
Getting blood on the skin makes it look that much cooler.

I drive a forklift in the Garden Center at the Polo Park Walmart... because I'm cool.

My house is haunted... but then it's apparently possible to be me that's haunted. Not the house.

I don't know how to swim.

I'm afraid of heights, but I love them just the same.

Nikki says I should be a racecar driver.

I have four piercings, total... for now, anyway. I also have a few tattie's in mind that I could possibly draw on paper to take in and possibly get an artist's rendition and a price quote. Whoop.

I take pride in smelling nice. I feel dirty if I smell gross, so I always smell myself. I like smelling goodish. Yeeaaahhh. And goldfish.

I'm really short, and I've got hairy legs. I also have biggish feet for my size (I'm like, 5'3" and I need size 10.5's. Yeouch). So, that either makes me a hobbit, or a tall midget. I assume I'm the latter, though. I've got wierd proportions, if you know what I mean. Eh? Eh? Eh?

..what, it's my head. Have you ever seen it? That thing's huge!

I used to be all fit and stuff. Not extremely muscular or anything, but I used to do quite the bit of running around, biking, just being active. But, since it's way too hot to run, and my bike got stolen, and I'm a pothead, I don't really do much of that anymore. I do a lot of walking though, I walk to work. Might as well enjoy it while it's not -300 outside. Daymn.

I consider myself to be a modern, clean hippie. I care for the environment, I never litter. I don't believe in violence (unless it's in the sack ), I'm all about self-expression and free love. I love nature; my favorite part of the year is when everything turns green and full, with blue sunny skies. Gorgeous. Northern lights in the winder if you're driving on a highway or something, that's always awe-inspiring. Ooo, oo, and storms. Love thunderstorms, and the idea of tornadoes and whatnot. I think I wanna be a stormchaser. That'd be rad.

I smoke pot. I stand for legalization of pot. I was going to leave my "beard" unshaven until it was legalized, but after a few months it gets really untidy, and I can't stand ill hygene. I'm not saying I'm clean-shaven - personally, I think I look like a goof when I'm without a mini-goatee and my baby-soft moustachey thing. That has nothing to do with pot. I like pot. I might be a pothead, but I'm not an irresponsible lazy-ass. I don't spend all my money on cheba. I don't sit around and smoke it all day. Well, I do some days... depends if I gotta do somthing or not that day. heh. I'd still go out and do what I had to do, though. I don't smoke during school, only after and on weekends. I don't peer pressure, but I always offer. And in case you're wondering, my favorite smoking utensil is the bong. They're bad-ass. I just got a new glass pipe, though. I'll call him... mushie. If you saw it, you'd understand why.

And always - ALWAYS - pass the dutchie on the left hand side.


I have shoes.

This is the quote-of-the-certain-amount-of-time-alotted-to-the​-period-in-which-the-certain-quote-is-displayed:
Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds... well, great minds discuss ideas.


PS - Fuck.

Doing internet...stuff...to entertain myself or something. I don't know.

I like music.
And these bands.
{54-40}
{A Perfect Circle}
{Alice In Chains}
{Alien Ant Farm}
{Audioslave}
{Barenaked Ladies}
{Beastie Boys}
{Beck}
{Behold... The Arctopus}
{Big Sugar}
{Big Wreck}
{Black Sabbath}
{Blink182}
{Boxcar Racer}
{Cake}
{Chevelle}
{Coldplay}
{Collective Soul}
{Creed}
{Danko Jones}
{Dave Matthews Band}
{Dashboard Confessionals}
{Default}
{Deftones}
{Denzel Sinclaire}
{Dimmu Borgir}
{Dredg}
{Elton John}
{Eminem}
{Enigma}
{Evanescence}
{Everclear}
{Explosions in the Sky}
{Fatboy Slim}
{Finger Eleven}
{Five Iron Frenzy}
{Foo Fighters}
{Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention}
{Garbage}
{Garth Brooks}
{Godspeed You Black Emperor!}
{Godsmack}
{Goo Goo Dolls}
{Gorillaz}
{Green Day}
{I Mother Earth}
{Iced Earth}
{Ill Nino}
{Incubus}
{Jet Set Satelite}
{Jimmy Eat World}
{Killswitch Engage}
{Korn}
{Kottonmouth Kings}
{Led Zeppelin}
{Limp Bizkit}
{Machine Head
{Marcy Playground}
{Mastadon}
{Matthew Good Band}
{Metallica}
{Meshuggah}
{Miles Davis}
{Miscellaneous artists from the 28 Days Later soundtrack}
{Mnemic}
{Nile}
{Nine Inch Nails}
{No Doubt}
{Nothingface}
{Offspring}
{Opeth}
{Our Lady Peace}
{Papa Roach}
{Pantera}
{Pearl Jam}
{Pink Floyd}
{POD}
{Police}
{Presidents of the United States of America}
{Prier}
{Primus}
{Queen}
{Queens of the Stone Age}
{Radiohead}
{Rage Against the Machine}
{Ram Jam}
{Rancid}
{Red Hot Chili Peppers}
{Rolling Stones}
{Rush}
{Schleprock}
{Serial Joe}
{Sevendust}
{Shpongle}
{Slint}
{Slipknot}
{Sonic Bloom}
{Smashing Pumpkins}
{Staind}
{Steppenwolf}
{Stone Temple Pilots)
{Styx}
{Sublime}
{Sugar Ray}
{Switchfoot}
{System of a Down}
{Tea Party}
{Terry Bozzio}
{The Beatles}
{The Doors}
{The Mars Volta}
{The Who}
{Three Days Grace}
{Three Doors Down}
{Tool}
{U2}
{Weezer}
{White / Rob Zombie}
{Yes}
{ZZ Top}
While I mostly like metal (with its subgenres) and psychedellic styles of music, I feel I'm really open-minded when it comes to music. I'll listen to anything at least once. If I don't like it, I don't like it, because it sucks. Doesn't matter what genre.


Cheese.
Cheese cake.
Banana cream pie.
Apple pie.
Strawberry rhubarb pie.
Coconut cream pie.
Lemon merengue pie.
Cherry pie.
Pumpkin pie.
Blueberry-pudding-and-coolwhip-on-a-graham-crust pie.
Meat pie.
...in no particular order.
Really, I have a bigass list of all the food I adore. I'm just too lazy to type it all out. It's scary, took me like eight minutes to read out loud.

Doing stuff with people...
Going to Georges and the Museum with Nikki.
Getting high with Jeff, Nikki, Laramie (I miss that dude, he should come around again some day), Tyler, Mac, Fatty, Ryan, everybody at Vanessa's house, Matt, Sean, Hofer, Scarlette & Brittany (we should hang out again, dudettes. It's been awhile), random people at 4:20, random people at 7-11, random people in the Village, random people on New Years, random people at parties, random people who come to my parties, random people who come to my parties that I don't know (not suggesting I have a lot of parties, though. I'm pretty docile), dogs and cats, ferrits, my cousin Kyle and his random friends from his random parties, anybody else who wants to get high with me
Gardening with Matt.
Going to Omands, dropping E, and walking around, barefoot, in circles, singing Sublime and talking to people about how nice the park is and how pretty their dogs are, and giving cigarettes to bums.
Being a mushroomhead with Melissa and Amber.
Jamming out.
Jamming with my bands.
Digging holes with Andrew.
Going to the King's Head Pub with Sean, Hofer and Zine.


Random.

Cheba.

Porno.

Psylocibe cubensis. Yummo!

Drinking, being drunk, being around friends that are drunk, eating food off the floor, whilst drunk. Hurray. Oh, I like partying, now - I've caved.

Explosions... like volcanos and stuff.

Being in love, loving, being loved. Love. And pooing, gotta love pooing.

I also love playing solitare while I poo.

Grammar.

Debauchery.

Food. Eating food. Food's good. I have a list of most of my favorite foods, somewhere on my computer. I'll find it one day and put it back up here.

Sleeping naked in the summer.

Wrapping up in the winter.

Sweater-weather in the other ones.

Shwao. That's right, shwao. Say it with me, now: "Shwaaayyyooohhhh". It's what I limit myself to. Check it:
Shrooms
Hashish
Weed
Acid
Oil



mneheheh.

BLING, MOTHAFUCKS.

+1 20" HHX Chinese. Woo.

Persperation caused by narcotics, and the odor it results in - the odor that remains in place until the substance has completely been filtered out from the system, and its effects no longer create chain reactions with the chemicals in your braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsss.

My shoes, when they're wet.

Tilty-head syndrome.

How they don't have porno in the reading material section for interests

Dirty dishes.

Dirty laundry.

Flat Coke or Pepsi or root beer or Dr. Pepper or 7-Up or Sprite or whatever... flat pop in general, basically.

Having no milk when I go to have cereal.

The internet. Fucking boring.

Seeing a girl cry.

How apparently everyone but me has Plus.

Mould.

Running out of weed.

Losing my weed.

Dropping my cheeb in my cereal when I'm trying to roll a twister.

People who take drugs, like cops, DEA agents, and customs officials.

Wiggers.
Wanksters.
...but gangsters are cool. My gangsters, though, not yours. Aha.. ha....











...yeah right, my gangsters ...

catinthebox is gay. Literally.

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