Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Teen Poem
Life of a Teenager
By Katherin Z. Donskaya
Life is full of thrills,
And life can be rough,
Yet life is full of chills,
And life can be tough,
Making decisions,
Fulfilling your dreams,
Choosing your future,
Isn't easy as it seems,
Dealing with pressure,
Dealing with school,
As people criticize you,
They make you look like a fool,
Drama and gossip,
Floating around,
People are talking,
No truth to be found,
Hang out with friends,
So the fun never ends,
Don't drink and drive,
..Maybe then you'll save a life,
Becareful who you trust...
Take a risk if you must,
Share all your laughter
Smile everyday
Forget all your problems
It's better that way,
Just know who you are,
Believe that you can make it
Live your life to the fullest.
And try not to break it
