ILikeBadBoys - 23, Female, British Columbia
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How Sex is Like Math...
...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

post this right after u read it,

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 mins, your safe

Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m
 

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If he...
*Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"

*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Ass ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*DONT ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as "What a kiss means"
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Who here hates the goddamn pigs?!?!
I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u see, back in Jan. some money went missin' from where I work and of course that same nite, I went A.W.O.L., absent w/out leave... so I was the pigs main suspect then.... well I went in and talked 2 them about it like they asked me 2 do... then, just 2-nite they wanted 2 see me again.... well lets just say that that pig is fuckin' lucky b/c I was ready 2 fuckin' deck him and I don't care if I could of gotten into shit.... he is an asshole b/c he doesn't believe me even though he tries 2 tell me that he's not sayin' that he doesn't belive me, he's just askin'.... BULLSHIT!!!!!! AND I'M JESEUS!!!!!!!! all i know is that the next time that they fuckin' want 2 talk 2 me, I'm bringin' in a fuckin' lawyer.... and I don't care if it makes me seem like I'm guilty..... I don't fuckin' care.... its probably alot better then my second choice... which is 2 NOT fuckin' talk 2 them and if they come 2 get me, I'll say, "fuck u asshole!!!!! I don't need ur shit..... I've told u everything that I know..." and trust me when I say that I won't go down w/out a fight, I FUCKIN' MEA N IT!!!!! b/c I have gotten into a physical fight w/ my dad who is 2 times my size..... but I don't fuckin' care..... b/c once my adrenaline is up and I am in a position where I have 2 fight..... I will probably fight 2 my death.... @ least thats what I kinda found out in judo..... [/size][/font]