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I Looked into the Mirror Today and Found the Definition of Awesome;
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F**king Tits;
The first thing u say when u see a girl, "damn u know whats hot? when a guy *bleeps* his *bleep* in her *bleep* and all this *bleep* comes *bleeping* out on the *bleep* *bleep* and she freakin snorts back all that *bleep* then throws up in my *bleep* and the dog *bleep* *bleep* duck *bleep*" yeah that'll make u a chick magnet.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Twat;
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I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)
I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
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CRAYON BOT WANTS TO SEX YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU HIS COLORFUL BITCH
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
F**king Tits;
The first thing u say when u see a girl, "damn u know whats hot? when a guy *bleeps* his *bleep* in her *bleep* and all this *bleep* comes *bleeping* out on the *bleep* *bleep* and she freakin snorts back all that *bleep* then throws up in my *bleep* and the dog *bleep* *bleep* duck *bleep*" yeah that'll make u a chick magnet.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Twat;
I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)
I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
CRAYON BOT WANTS TO SEX YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU HIS COLORFUL BITCH
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.