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Molly Taylor yeah i know heh? like look at us. we are THE MOST UGLIEST CREATURES ON EARTH!!! patch of hair here, here,here, maybe a little bit above that dangley thing, and a hole here, here, along with 4 feet 2 of which are deformed and on top of that we get mouths filled with a huge bunch of the most complex languages instead of just being able to keep it simple and grunt or roar or caw.
geez. what was god thinking.
"awe damn i fucked up!! well...uhmm...lets put in down there. it'll die anyways"...great plan god. what were you thinking?!?! we were gunna die?? pfft. that worked out just splendidly now the end of the world is coming again so GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!!

a few seconds ago

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My face.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black with silver guns on the back.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
maybe.

4. Do you plan outfits?
not really.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
My feet are cold

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
A smirnoff ice caoster i stole from the bar.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
teehee i dont wanna.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope...maybe later.

9. What are you craving right now?
socks.

10. Do you floss?
sometimes.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
BUNNY WABBITS!!

12. Are you emotional?
at times...not that often.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
haha no i kinda get side tracked

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
lick it. haha.

15. Do you like your hair?
yeah...minus my roots *shakes fist*

16. Do you like yourself?
yesh ^-^

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
hahaha only if we smoked a few bowls beforehand (refers to harold and kumar fror those of you who dont know what im talking about)

18. What are you listening to right now?
Temple of the Cat - Ayreon

19. Were your parents strict?
haha no.

20. Would you go sky diving?
uhmm...i dont think passing out in the sky is a good idea.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
not really.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
no.

23. Do you rent movies often?
some times.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
A PENNY!!!

25. How many countries have you visited?
just 2. im boring. STEVE!! WE NEED TO GO TRAVELLING!!!

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
not recently.

27. Ever been on a train?
the SKY train. yes.

28. Brown or white eggs?
Brown ^-^ nom nom nom

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
mhmm

30. Do you use chapstick?
Lip medex

31. Do you own a gun?
no.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
haha no.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
dunno.

34. Are you too forgiving?
sometimes. but i let go when i need to.

35. Ever been in love?
mhmm ^-^

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
probably working and going to school and going on his and her computer.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
haha a few times.

38. Last time you cried?
when i was frustrated the other day with a bunch of stupid stuff. ITS ALL GOOD NOW!!

38 1/2. Last time you died?
I AM IMMORTAL!!! I CAN NEVER DIE MUAHAHAHA

39. What was the last question you asked?
"we good?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
the time switching over from summer to fall.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
not yet i dont

42. Are you sarcastic?
mhmm

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yup.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
haha yeah.

45. Favorite color?
silver

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
haha yes.

47. Is your hair curly?
yes. BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!

48. What was the last CD you bought?
In flames: a sence of purpose

49. Do looks matter?
partially yeah.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
uhmm...maybe in due time but wouldnt be the same afterwards.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
i dunno...maybe. if 60 bucks is sky high

52. Do you like your life right now?
its alright right now. its got its upsa and downs.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no. i dont watch tv anyways

54. Can you handle the truth?
i think so....better than i could before.

55. Do you have good vision?
yup a perfect 20/20

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
mhmm.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
im not a phone person but ill use it when i need to.

58. The last person you held hands with?
genny haha were strolling around to the bus stop for a few seconds.

59. What are you wearing?
panties and a bra. haha im getting there.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Husky and tiger.

61. Where was your profile picture taken?
a party.

62. Can you hula hoop?
haha yeah but its a sad thing to watch me do it cuz the excitement lasts about 5 seconds.

63. Do you have a job?
not atm.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
bowling game haha

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yup.

Why are you at home?
I dont really know...probably cuz im broke.

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
teehee yeah ^-^


This time last year, were you single?
Yup.

If you' re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
either im tired or something is bugging teh shit outta me.

What is your mom listed under in your phone?
Mommeh

How are you feeling right now?
A little tired but cheery.

What are you listening to?
Mrs.Robinson - the lemonheads

Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it?
More than likely...meh.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I know he's thinking about me right now ^-^

Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?
theyre fun BANG BOOM CRASH!!!

Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
a few...

Do you believe in perfect?
Nope.

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Yeah. It was tough.

Are you a jealous person?
sometimes yes.

Do you currently hate someone?
a little...

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
YAH TOAST!!!

Where was your default pic taken?
My shit shack.

Who are you most annoyed at right now?
uhmm...no one.

Is there anyone you would do anything for?
yeah...my closest friends and Steve ^-^<3

What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
plans for the future or close friends or most recently Steve <3

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Caitlin

If you could wish for something over a birthday cake what would it be?
*wishes this cake was a DQ ice cream cake*

Name a person that you instantly smile when you see they're calling?
Heather

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
Yeah. though there are still challenges but im getting through.

Do people ever think you're older/younger than you actually are?
haha yeah
both. someone though i was 15 and someone else thought i was 20. see what dressing maturely does?

Have you ever liked someone way older than you?
yeah

What was the last thing to make you laugh?
the polar bears on Balto

What does the last text message you got say? Who is it from?
"one second bubby:) headache almst gone" Steve

How many people are you texting?
None actually.

Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?
probably not.

Who was the last person you saw in person?
My mom.

What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Warm milk

Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
yup ^-^

Are you threatened by another girl/boy when it comes to who you like?
nope ^-^

How many letters are in your last name?
six

Are you happy right now?
yeah *blushy*

What's on your mind right now?
cup

How have you felt today?
full of energy yet i didnt even leave the house.

Is someone ignoring you?
i dont think so.

Miss someone?
always.

Multitasking Pirate (Everywhere I am)

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Reply to: job-w3upa-1102419923@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-01, 11:30AM PDT



Yes I am looking for a Multitasking superstar that preferably dresses like a pirate. Although I prefer a pirate all costume wearers will be considered. This is technically a PA job but at times you may be asked to go above and beyond a typical PA's duties.

You will be responsible for:

getting me out of bed
making me breakfast, lunch and dinner
cleaning my house
doing my laundry
running errands
coming to work with me and helping me get my work done
talking like a pirate at all times (to other costume wearers this is to be discussed)
getting into awesome pirate fights should we ever encounter another pirate
making pirate jokes

The ideal applicant has a bachelor's degree, a black belt and knows how to keep a secret. To start you will be making $8.15 an hour and a $0.60 increase after 3 months. If this sounds like a job suited for you please forward your resume to the hidden email above.
Sorry for the anonymous posting, there are a lot of crazies out there if you know what I mean.

ladys only (lower mainland)

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Reply to: job-vu5qn-1102716027@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-01, 2:32PM PDT



Need help from a nice girl to make my whore, disturbed ex-girlfriend jealous. willing to pay hourly. Please send a message if interested.

RANDOM:
1. My 'ex' is : a dick with no balls.
2. I am listening to : Never miss a beat
4. I love : painting ^-^
5. My best friend(s) : Heather, Sarah, Cheyenne, Brianne, Keisuke, Steve, Melissa
6. I don't understand : why i cant find a steady job.
7. I lost my respect for : most guys.
8. I last ate : Strawberries mmmmmmmmm <3
9. My last alcoholic beverage was : FIREBALL woot ^-^
10. Love is : fucking stupid.
11. Somewhere : in the world something just died cuz im masterbating.
12. I will always : find a way to get what i want...no matter how long it takes.
13. Love seems to : not like me very much.
14. I never ever want to lose : my strength
15. My mobile phone is : charging BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
16. When I woke up this morning : i was still tired, so i went back to bed.
17. I get annoyed with : politics
18. Parties : should happen more often.
19. My pet(s) : Beer (dead), Juneau (cant see again) so really i dont have any pets anymore....Fuck.
20. Kisses : are always appreciated
21. Today, I : touched myself, chased down and bashed a few childrens skulls with a brick, came home and had a tea and crumpet with my imaginary friend named herbie.
22. I wish : i was an elf. theyre pretty ^-^
23. I really want : my dog back.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY—

PRESENTLY:
01. is your hair wet? it was like 5 seconds ago HAZZAH BLOW DRYED
02. is your cell phone right by you? yep
03. do you miss someone? yeah...i miss a lot of things...
04. are you wearing chap stick? no...its called lip medex GET IT RIGHT GOT DAMN IT!!
05. are you tired? not anymore.
06. are you excited? for what?
07. are you watching tv? no.
08. are you wearing pajamas? no im definately naked.

HAVE YOU:
01. recently done anything you regret? yeah...but thats gone.
02. ever lied? yep
03. ever stuck gum under a desk? havent had gum..i usually forgot about it and swallowed it anyways....heard thats not too healthy
04. ever kicked someone? haha oh yes
05. ever tripped over your own feet? a few times

TODAY:
01. have you cursed? not yet...maybe when i meet up with James later to drink
02. have you yelled at someone? no...but as i said..later with James.
03. have you gotten mad at someone? nope.

RANDOM:
Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now? a few...
Q: do you have any siblings? yes AND SHES COMEING HOME FOR A VISIT NEXT MONTH HORRAY!!!
Q: Do you want children? in due time maybe
Q: do you smile often? when i feel a smile is nessessary.
Q: do you wish on stars? : not really. wishing is pointless. getting out there and working your ass off for something actually gets you to where you want to be.
Q: when did you last cry? : uhmm...I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOW!!!WAAAAAAAAAH *tear*
Q: do you like your handwriting? : haha no.
Q: are you a friendly person? : yeah...unless you insult me right off the bat and are a total bitch
Q: who's bed did you sleep in last night? : ...my bed.
Q: what size ring do you wear? 8.5? dunno
Q: what color shirt are you wearing? : BEEFCAKE!!! sorrie...erm...brown..
Q: what were you doing at 7 PM yesterday : sitting in theis very spot...cuz i have no life.
Q: look to your right : O.O there's a wall...

ANSWER ALL OF THEM TRUTHFULLY
1. last beverage : water
2. last phone call : from Dan
3. last instant message : James
4. last cd played : Infected Mushroom
5. last bubble bath : shit man i dont know.

SIX HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. dated someone twice? no...though i've tried to earn my second chance and blew it...he's a douche bag anyways.
2. been cheated on? nope ^-^ im way to good for that.
3. kissed someone & regretted it? mhmm
4. lost someone special? yep
5. been depressed? yeah. i used to be.
6. been drunk and threw up? haha yeah we all have our moments of glory

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
1. Cried a lot? nope
2. Fallen out of love? nope
3. Laughed until you cried? haha yeah
4. Met someone who changed your life? yeah...Steve ^-^
5. Found out who your true friends were? i found that out a long time ago.

NOW JUST RANDOMS
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection? haha..uhmmm....nightmare before christmas, rocky horror picture show, hey mickey i could go on but im not going to.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? crackers, cheese, pickles mmmmmm
5. Do you have too many love interests? nope.
6. Do you know anyone famous? myself and Cheyenne
7. Describe your bed: messy, lined with pillows, ripped up sheets (gotta get new ones) and yeah... my stuffed husky i cuddle to sleep with ^-^
8. Are you spontaneous or planned? both
9. Who would play you in a movie? Me? no one can play me as good as me
10. Do you know how to play poker? not really.
11. What do you carry with you at all times? cell, iPod, condom and two beautiful ladies ;P
12. What do you miss most about being a kid? did i really grow up that much??
13. Are you happy with your given name? yeah...though sometimes people scare me when they go "AWE THATS SOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUTE" then im all " O.O gtfo"
14. How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet? uhmm...enough money to keep me occupied from the internet...so like endless cash pretty much.
15. What color is your bedroom? uhmm...cream and full of destruction and posters.
16. What was the last song you were listening to? Zombie Nation!!! HELLZ YEAH!!
17. Have you ever been in a play? no...i definately have stage fright
18. Have you ever been in love? ...i dont know...:S
19. Do you talk a lot? haha Heather? do i talk a lot??
22. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? most of the time.
24. What is your ideal marriage location? i dont know...not really thinking about marriage...

Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHO?!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHG
.::fox::. says:
???
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
yeah
Rabbits
FUCKING RABITS STOLE IT
.::fox::. says:
*shoot in face*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HOLY SHIT
.::fox::. says:
what the
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
.::fox::. says:
charging your power level?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW​WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
.::fox::. says:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOMMMMMM
AUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE BUTTONS NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.::fox::. says:
TAKE THAT
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
NOOOOOOOO
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH (BURSTS INTO FLAMES) BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.::fox::. says:
...
molleh?
*runs*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
(runs after Lusian) BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH​AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IIIIIITS BUUURNS UUUUUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
H
.::fox::. says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHYYYYYY MUST YOU BURN ME
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
FEEEEEEEEL THE BUURNNNN!!!!! FEEEL IIIIIIIIT!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
hey a kitty ^-^ (touches cat and lights cat on fire) O.O uhm....here ....lusian....would you like some fried cat???
.::fox::. says:
NO
;____________;
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
oh...okay....*throws away fried cat into a box of kittens which also light on fire* would you like some gasoline in your pedal bike then??
.::fox::. says:
WHAT
*cries*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
no?? okay...*tosses gasoline canister into box of kittens* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
.::fox::. says:
*fetal position crying while rocking back and forth*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
O.O oh....did i do that??
what was in that box??
oh god....i think w're still on fire
i forgot
.::fox::. says:
shit, you're right
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
its so numbing after the first little while
haha
anyways
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
hey
i see a young child
and
and barney
<.<
>.>
*runs up and hugs barney from behind while barney goes to hug kid*
*kid screams and runs away crying*
AHAHAHAHAHA
.::fox::. says:
*runs into an orphanage*
*a bunch of orphans run out screaming while on fire*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HAHAHAHA HORRAY *CLAPS*
HIGH FIVE (HIGH FIVES) SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OUCH FUCK MY SKIN BURNED TO YOUR SKIN
.::fox::. says:
FOREVER HIGH FIVE
AWESOME
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
awe yeah
.::fox::. says:
THIS REALLY HURTS
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
YES
QUITE PAINFUL
HEY
THERES AN ARMORY
.::fox::. says:
YEAH?
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
LETS GO
.::fox::. says:
WHAT
ALRIGHT
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
.::fox::. says:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
*RUNS TOWARDS ARMORY*
*STOPS AND WAITS BEFORE TOUCHING GUN*
UHMMM
.::fox::. says:
-some guy at the armory-
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
IS THIS A GOOD IDEA?
HAHA
FIRE AND GUN POWDER
HEH
WHO CARES
NICE TO MEET YOU DUDE MAN *SHAKES HAND LIGHTING DUDE ON FIRE
.::fox::. says:
*he sees two people on fire screaming and running towards the armory with their hands stuck*
LETS GET WEAPONS AND PLAY WITH THEM
*thermo-nuclear explosion*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAA​AAAAAAAH
.::fox::. says:
*all dead*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I HAVE NO LEGS
.::fox::. says:
I HAVE NO FACE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
.::fox::. says:
WAIT, I'M DEAD LOL
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?!
YOUR FREAKING ME OUT MAN
.::fox::. says:
I'M FREAKING ME OUT
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I SHOULDNT HAVE EATEN SO MANY MUSHROOMS
THIS IS CRAZY
WAIT
THOSE WERENT MUSHROOMS
THOSE WERE HUMAN EARS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
.::fox::. says:
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BREATHING PAINT FUMES ALL THESE YEARS
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHAT DID I SMOKE?!?!?1
OR DRINNK?!??!
.::fox::. says:
KITTENS!!!!
*cries*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHAT KITTENS?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
KITTENS
.::fox::. says:
THEY'RE ALL DEAD
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHO?
WHO'S DEAD?
.::fox::. says:
KITTIES
AND YOU
AND ME
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHAT KITTIES??
.::fox::. says:
AND EVERYONE IN THE BALST RADIUS....
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WERE NOT DEAD
.::fox::. says:
*BLAST
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WERE STILL TALKING TO EACHOTHER
THOUGH...I CANT MOVE
.::fox::. says:
FUCK YOU, I'M DEAD IF I SAY I'M DEAD
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
AND IM KIND OF DEF
OKAY YOU CAN BE DEAD BUT I AINT DEAD MAN
.::fox::. says:
LOOK HOW DEAD I AM
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
OH GOD
.::fox::. says:
I HAVE NO FACE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
YOU ARE JUST A HEAD ATTACHED TO YOUR INNARDS
WITH NO FACE
.::fox::. says:
UM.. MOLLEH?
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HOW ARE YOU ALIVE STILL??!?!?1
.::fox::. says:
I THINK YOU HAVE NO LEGS
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHAT?
.::fox::. says:
I JUST REALIZED
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR RIGHT
.::fox::. says:
JESUS FUCK
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
JESUS FUCKS?!?!?
WHAT?!?1
.::fox::. says:
THE WORLD
WITH CHRISTIANITY
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
that bitch.
.::fox::. says:
i know, EH
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
ILL KILL HIM *TRIES TO GET UP AND RUN BUT FALLS ON FACE* OOOOOOOOOOOOW
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
.::fox::. says:
OMFG
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HEY LUSIAN
.::fox::. says:
WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS
I THINK YOUR LEGS ARE GONE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I THINK I FOUND YOUR HAND....IS IT THE ONE WITH THE DICK IN IT?!?!!
.::fox::. says:
wait, NVM, found them
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I KNOW THEIR GONE
I CANT ACCEPT THAT
.::fox::. says:
they're on the ceiling
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HAHAHA
I CAN SEE THEM
.::fox::. says:
and the ceiling is outside on the ground
aaaaand i'm still on fire
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT FAR?!?!?
IM LIKE NEAR SIGHTED
I WATCHED THAT WHOLE EXPLOSION
.::fox::. says:
I DON'T KNOW, MY FACE IS GONE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
IT WAS SO PRETTY
HERE LET ME DESCRIB IT TO YOU
RED
ORANGE
FACE
BURNING
OW
YELLOW
.::fox::. says:
LIKE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHITE LIGHT OF MASS DESTRUCTION
.::fox::. says:
I KNOW
I WAS LIKE
THERE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
YES
BUT YOU HAVE NO FACE!?!?!?!?
.::fox::. says:
GROUND ZERO
SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT
i need to find a new one somewhere
>_>
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I THINK I FOUND ONE!!!
.::fox::. says:
<_<
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
OMG
OMG
.::fox::. says:
YOU DID?
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
ITS KEISUKE
YOUR GUNNA BE KEISUKE
.::fox::. says:
DO NOT WANT XD
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
*PUTS KESUKES FACE ON LUSIAN*
THERE
HEY C'MON ATLEAST YOU CAN SEE NOW
.::fox::. says:
K FINE
wait, what about keisuke
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HAHAHAHA
*LAUGHS AT FACT SHE JUST SAY KEISUKE STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET IN SHOCK AND RIPPED OFF HIS FACE AND HE IS ROLLING ALL OVER THE WRECKAGE BLEEDING AND SQURMING*
*SAW
HAHAHA
FLOP LIKE A FISH KEISUKE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
.::fox::. says:
I'M A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL AWESOME MEDIC
I THINK HE NEEDS A BAND-AID
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
YEAH THAT'LL DO IT
.::fox::. says:
HERE YOU GO, KEISUKE
*restrains him and applies band-aid*
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
*KEISUKES BODY GOES LIMP*
O.O
.::fox::. says:
he appears to have stopped screaming
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HORRAY
.::fox::. says:
i think it was a success
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I AGREE
WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW FACE??
.::fox::. says:
I'D HIGH FIVE YOU
BUT WE ALREADY ARE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I FOUND A STRIPPER
SHES PRETTY HOT

.::fox::. says:
I DON WANNA BE A STRIPPER_FACE
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
C'MON LUSIAN
SHE HAS NIGGER LIPS
.::fox::. says:
EWW NO
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HOW BOUT HER ASS THEN?
ITS JIGGLEY
.::fox::. says:
I LIKE MY ASS
WAIT
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
NO I MEANT FOR YOUR FACE
.::fox::. says:
I DON WANNA BE ASS FACE
oh god
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WELL YOUR ALREADY BURNT FACE MAN
.::fox::. says:
mustn't insult keisuke's face XD
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HAHAHA
.::fox::. says:
he's done nothing to deserve it
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
SHH
.::fox::. says:
anywho
TAKE HER LEGS
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
I THINK HE HEARD YOU
I HEAR CRYING
WAIT
THATS YOU
WTF?!?!?
.::fox::. says:
no, i still don't hear anything
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!?!?
.::fox::. says:
YOU KILLED THE KITTENS
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
WHAT KITTENS?!?!
I DID NO SUCH THING
.::fox::. says:
A WHOLE LITTER OF THEM
HOW COULD YOU
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT CAT I OFFERED YOU?? THAT WAS ONE CAT NOT A LITTER
.::fox::. says:
oh shit
i have school tomorrow
i mean today
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
HAHA
LETS GOTO THE SCHOOL
WAIT
I HAVE NO GOD DAMN LEGS
.::fox::. says:
TAKE THEM FROM THE STRIPPER
SHE HAS NICE LEGS
I'LL BE YOUR SURGEON
*cuts her legs off*
*puts them on you and puts band-aids around them*
THAT SHOULD DO IT
Molly;? A Breathtaking Experience., says:
OH WAIT TAKE ONE OFF AND PUT A GUN IN IT LIKE cANDY OFF OF TERROR PLANET
I WANNA BE HARDCORE TOO
.::fox::. says:
HERE'S A NUKE FROM THE ARMORY
*thermo-nuclear explosion*

1. Do people spell your name wrong very often?
Not VERY often...but sometimes.

2. Who will your next phone call be with?
Heather

3. Would you rather be taken or single?
Single

4. Do you plan to move any time soon?
Nope. Not till after the summer.

5. Would you rather have pink or green hair?
Green.

6. Do miss anyone's smile right now?
Yeah...Shane Rolston's.

7. Do you want kids?
Maybe Later.

8. Do you know who sings "Let It Rock"?
Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne...

9. Do you think star gazing is a romantic thing to do with someone?
Yeah...i guess.

10. Do you want to tell someone something right now?
uhmmm...sure?

11. What's your opinion on sex before marriage?
As long as you trust the person and they treat you with the respect you diserve then giv'r

12. Do you own a car?
Not yet i dont...but i dont want a car...i want a truck!!!

13. What is something that is always in your kitchen cupboards?
cereal, tea, coffee, beer, meat, cheese...my mom's on the balls haha we have a lot of stuff.

14. The last person you spoke to; have you ever lied to them?
My mom? Oooooooooh yeah many many times.

15. Have you ever made out with them?
O.O now thats just inappropriate.

16. What woke you up today?
"Addicted" - by Saving Abel

17. Have you ever had a pet rock?
yeah...i think...but it disappeared shortly after.

18. Have you ever been lost?
Yup.

19. How long is it until your sibling(s) birthday?
6 months

20. Are you lazy?
hahahaha yeaaaaaah.

21. Do you read the newspaper?
i try.

22. Have you ever heard of the song "Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys"?
uhmmm...no

23. Who was your last thought about?
Joel

24. What made you in the mood you are in right now?
lack of sleep and being a fucking zombie.

25. Have you ever told someone to go to Hell?
hahaha yeah.

26. What's your font on MSN/AIM?
why does it matter??

27. What's more important to you: books or music?
Music of course

28. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

29. Has someone ever hurt you without even realizing it?
Yup.

30. What do you sleep in?
What do you mean what do i sleep in?? i sleep in my skin LOLOLOLOLOL IN THE NUDE!!!

31. Have you changed in the past six months?
Yup.

32. Do you bite your nails?
hahaha not as much but yes.

33. Do you like the name Natasha?
Yeah...cuz the person behind that name is a sassy woman i know

34. What's a food that starts with the last letter of your first name?
Yakisoba?

35. Does your house have a white picket fence?
hahaha yeah it does actually.

36. Have you ever been given flowers?
just one. I was having a bad day and joel dropped one in my room through window.
I miss being treated that special sometimes.

37. Do you know anyone who is really, really conceited?
Probably

38. Whose the last person you told off?
Some random chick on Yoville

39. Are you optimistic?
Im alright.

40. Is it love or lust at first sight?
Lust. I dont really know what love is anymore.

41. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No.

42. Have you ever been so mad at someone you hurt them?
Yes.

43. Have you ever met someone you met online in person?
No.

44. Have you ever not studied for a test and gotten 100%?
A couple times.

45. Where is your boyfriend/girlfriend right now?
INVISIBLE!!!

46. Have you ever won a contest for public speaking?
No.

47. Are there any woods near where you live?
No.

48. What did you do today?
slept, Showered, Sat, Litening to music, and yeah...i dont really know....im pretty lazy right nnow.

49. Have you ever considered suicide?
Yeah...never really wanted to give up that easy though.

50. Do you have a lot of MySpace friends?
I dont even have a Myspace profile

51. What was your favorite subject in sixth grade?
Art.

52. Do you like hot chocolate or coffee more?
WHITE Hot Chocolate mmmmmmmm

53. Do you like your neighbors?
FUCK YOU BABY UPSTAIRS!!!

54. Did you do something stupid today?
yeah...nothing hahaha

55. Name a five letter word that starts with the same letter as your first name.
Moose.

56. What time did you go to sleep last night?
4:30am

57. Did you have fun yesterday?
haha yeeeeeeeah

58. How many people are online on your MSN/AIM right now?
7.

59. Would you like to/did you drop out of school?
Uhmm...no...i kinda made it through.

60. What was your favorite book as a child?
Saddle Club and Pony Pals.

61. How far away does your best friend live from you?
I have a bunch of best friends....a few of them are a plane and drive away and a few here are just a few minutes.

62. Do you think you could write a book?
Yeah. I've been a skilled writer ever since i was little but i kinda...stopped.

63. Is it hard to tell someone you like them?
Sometimes. Im pretty scared of rejection.

64. How many bedrooms does your house have?
3.

65. Do you know anyone who can't speak french?
Me and many other of my friends.

66. When's the last time you brushed your teeth?
After breakfast.

67. Are you the same religion as your parents?
I dont think so....not much of a religion to follow.

68. Would you do anything for a certain person?
Almost anything.

69. Do you know anyone in your science class?
...i....i defiantely said i graduated.

70. Describe your room.
messy, artsy and yeah....thats about it.

71. Do you still write letters to Santa, even when you know he's not real?
Nope.

72. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?
dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen and rudolph

73. Have you ever been lied to by a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No. it was after we broke up the lieing escalated.

74. Where is your dad right now?
In Alberta...living his own life.

75. Are any of your relatives pregnant?
No.

76. Would you want the truth if you asked if your parents looked horrible?
uhmmm...why would i ask that?? thats kinda rude.

---

TEN ARE YOU
1. Are you single?
Yes.

2. Are you happy?
Kinda.

3. Are you bored?
Sometimes.

4. Are you sad?
Kinda.

5. Are you Italian?
I wish.

6. Are you German?
No.

7. Are you Asian?
No.

8. Are you cool?
waaaaaaaay cool.

9. Are you Irish?
No.

10. Are your parents still married?
No.


TEN FACTS
11. Birth place:
Edmonton, Alberta @ Grey Nuns Hospital

12. Hair color:
Natural is dirty blonde, right now its dark choco. brown with racoon tails.

13. Hair length?
shoulder length (wet/straight). when it's curly it's just below my ears

14. Hair style?
I straighten it.

15. Eye color:
Green and Blue

16. Birthday:
June 6th

17. Mood:
Calm.

18. Where do you live?
Earth.

19. How many credit cards do you have?
None.

20. Are you a lefty or a righty?
righty.


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
21. Have you ever been in love?
I thought i was. i dont know anymore if it was actually love.

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

23. Why did your last relationship fail?
I was too attached.

24. Have you ever been hurt?
Yup.

25. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yeah.

26. Are you in love?
No.

27. Are you friends with your ex's?
Most of them...One i hope to be with soon.

28. Are you afraid of commitment?
Sometimes. I havent been in a relationship for over 3 years so i think it's understandable

29. Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes.

30. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah...also known as a fucking stalker.


TEN THIS OR THAT'S
31. Love or lust?
Lust.

32. Liquor or beer?
Liqour

33. Cats or dogs?
Dogs

34. A few best friends or many regular friends?
Best friends

35. Television or internet?
Internet.

36. Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi

37. Wild night out or romantic night in?
Wild Night out.

38. Busch Gardens or Six Flags?
Six Flags

39. Night or day?
Night

40. IM or phone?
phone


TEN HAVE YOU EVER'S
41. Been caught sneaking out?
Yes

42. Been skinny dipping?
Yup.

43. Done something you regret?
Yes.

44. Bungee jumped?
No.

45. Whitewater rafted?
No.

46. Finished an entire jaw breaker?
No haha.

47. Wanted something or someone so badly it hurt?
Yes.

48. Prank called a store?
No.

49. Skipped school?
Yes.

50. Wanted to disappear?
Sometimes.


TEN PREFERENCES
51. Smile or eyes?
Eyes

52. Light or dark hair?
Dark

53. Hugs or kisses?
Both

54. Shorter or taller?
Taller

55. Intelligence or attraction?
Attraction

56. Romantic or spontaneous?
I dont know...Both.

57. Jock or nerd?
Neither.

58. Hook-up or relationship?
Neither...im freaked out about relationships and just being with people that way.

59. Funny and poor or rich and serious?
Funny and Poor.

60. Play the guitar or into sports?
Both.


TEN LASTS
61. Last phone call you made?
James.

62. Last phone call you received?
Dad.

63. Last person you hung out with?
James.

64. Last person you hugged?
James.

65. Last person you tackled?
James haha

66. Last person you IMed?
Keisuke.

67. Last person you kissed?
...

68. Last thing eaten?
Pizza and M&M's

69. Last thing you drank?
Water.

70. Last website you went to?
Facebook.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

1. .needs a screwdriver

2. needs to make more music

3. needs to learn humility

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

1.looks evil and the list of others

2. looks like a drama lol sailor venus

3.looks like the girl from La Blue Girl, complete with ribbon. ...




Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

1. is the computer manipulator mixer for the pop/rock group CORE OF SOUL. ...


2. is offline

3. IS SO HOT. D: LIKE, REALLY REALLY HOT.




Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:

1. likes to hit on young girls

2. likes you.

3. likes transcultural socializition

Accidents --
1. Ever been in a car accident?: yeah pretty much got hit by a truck.
2. Have a lot of scars?:yeah
3. Ever been in a fist fight?: yeah
4. Ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake?nope twas purposefully
5. Ever had stitches?: yeah

Beauty --
6. Consider yourself beautiful?: i'd like t think so
7. Self-conscious of how you look?: some days
8. Put on a lot of make-up?:nope
9. Ever consider getting plastic surgery?: hahahaha no
10. What makes a person beautiful?: their veiw on life and personality

Consequences --
11. The longest amount of time you've been grounded: a week
12. What would you do if you got pregnant?: right now? abortion. later? debateable.
13. Ever think about how your actions affect other people?: sometimes
14. What's the worst punishment someone could give you?: leaving me.
15. One thing you wish you didn't do because it wasn't worth it in the end?: it dosent matter cuz i cant go back time.

Dealing --
16. When you're mad at someone, how do you show it?: tell them.
17. Name a time when you had to be strong: every time i leave alberta or BC for long periods of time leaving all my friends behind.
18. Ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting?: both.
19. When people at school don't accept you or have problems with you, how do you react?: i dont really care.
20. Ever lost someone to death?: yeah...
21. Ever had a job?: yes.
22. Ever had sex?: hahahha oh good times
23. Gone through a lot emotionally or has life been easy so far?: its been really emotonal but its all starting to come together (finally)

Emotions --
24. Ready to be on your own?: i almost am actually.
25. How old do you act?: i dunno.

Family --
26. Anyone in your family you don't talk to?: the ones who live in britain who i never see
27. Family or friends?: both but if i had to choose it would be friends.
28. Can you tell your parents anything?: now i can.
29. Any siblings?: 1 and a half sisters.
30. Spend quality time with family?: once every year we go camping so sure?

Growing --
31. How tall are you?: 5'6
32. Think you've grown more in the past year than any other?:no
33. Think you're mature for your age or still act childish?: both
34. Scared to think that one day you will turn 30, 40, then 50?: no...ill address it when i get there
35. Believe you still have a lot to learn?: well durr

Hope --
36. Love - real or not?: could be.
37. Pray?: no
38. Believe in fate or do our actions lead the way?: actions.
39. Think that after we die our spirit is still alive?: no...zombies are way better than spirits...geez.
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying?: my friends and my dog

Issues --
41. Suffer from depression or constant sadness/lonliness?: not for a while now.
42. Any type of disease or disability?: AIDS no im j/k-ing..yeah i got nothing
43. In a tough relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex?:nope
44. Think that you're alone in this world?: no, tahts what friends are there for.
45. Think about death, suicide or running away?: death? no. suicide? no. running away? already did it and now i dont have to anymore.
46. A word/phrase that's funny to you and one of your friends: tulip
47. Are you the one making people laugh or the other way around?: they're usually combined.
48. Cry when you laugh too hard?: at times.
49. A hilarious moment you've had today?: waking up next to my monster poking its head out of the covers haha
50. Ever get in trouble for laughing/talking a lot during class?: i did.

Knowledge --
51. The purpose of school: so you get smarter.
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average?: i have my moments.
53. The highest course grade you've ever received?: 97
54. Your last average?: i dunno havent seen it..probably 65ish
55. What do you find the most interesting subject(s) to be?: art

Love --
56. Ever been in love: yeah
57. Do people around you show a lot of love?: most of them
58. Is love worth it?: worth what?
59. Hate when people throw around "I love you" without meaning it?: yeah but its none of my business why.
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone?: yeah...too much.

Money --
61. Believe money makes the world go round?:now a days yeah
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average?: average
63. Saving up for university?: not right now.
64. Win millions or be set for life or find the perfect person to marry to start a family with?: win millions haha
65. 1-10, how important is money to you?: 7 need it to survive and get things i want and yeah...get around to people i want to see.

Naughty --
66. A virgin?: hahaha no
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you're not going out with?: having a good time
68. Know anybody you consider a slut?: yeah.
69. Would you erase things you did in the past or make it so you did more?: maybe but that'll never happen.
70. Consider yourself more nice or naughty?: naughty *whip crack*

Openness --
71. How long does it take for you to truly open up?: depends on how much the other person talks.
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone?: alot
73. Generally untrusting because of past experiences?: yeah.
74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually?: when they make me feel a certain way.
75. For your parents, what's the limit of what you tell them?:things i do sexually and yeah thats about it.

Positive --
76. Ever had an experience that didn't necessarily end positively?: yeah
77. Agree with "better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all"?: well wish it could have stayed.
78. Life gets better as you grow older?: yeah
79. Agree that something good can come out of everything?: yeah.
80. Ever had a time something bad happened but something good happened because of it?: probably

Questions --
81. Ask for help or try to figure it out yourself?: both
82. Often question the world and how we came about?: i did.
83. Think the government is truthful?: i dont care. as long as i can live freely and get what i want.
84. If someone does something wrong, do you confront them and ask why or just let it go?: confront them
85. One unsolved mystery that you want answers to: i dunno ive asked Heather everything hahaha

Respect --
86. How do you show respect?: being kind and myself.
87. What can someone do for you to lose respect for them?: talk behind my back, boss me around, hit me with intentions of hurting me, just being a dirty wanker will do it.
88. Respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures?: yeah but there are those days...
89. When you're disrespectful to your parents, what's the punishment?: dunno running away other than taht im never home.
90. If someone's mean to you, are you mean back? i try not to be but if they keep it up.

School --
91. Grade you will be in next year: THE REAL WORLD BITCH!!!
92. When will you graduate high school?: last month!!!
93. After high school, what are you planning to do?: staying in Alberta for 6 months then going back to BC for schooling.
94. Like or hate school?: it has its benefits
95. Ever been suspended or expelled?: shockingly no.

Temptation --
96. Ever done something wrong because something inside you said it was okay?: yeah
97. Anyone ever pressured you to smoke/drink?: they tried.
98. Ever cheat on someone?: yup.
99. Ever wanted to do something sexual with someone you didn't know/love?: truthfully? no. jokingly? yes.
100. Give in to temptation easily?: haha sometimes.
101. Blend in with the crowd or stand out?: i try my best to stand out but at times i blend

102. Do a lot of things because your friends are?: no. i dont what i feel like.
103. Follow trends or whatever you want?: whatever i want.
104. Give in easily to peer pressure?: no.
105. What makes you different from people your age?: i dunno we're all same in different ways.

Value --
106. The most expensive thing in your room: iPod tango
107. What's more valuable: your life or the lives of loved ones?: lives of loved ones.
109. If there was a fire in your house, what's the first thing you'd grab?: Beer,Juneau and my phone/contact book.
110. Think memories/experiences are more valuable than what could happen in the future?:yeah

Wishes --
111. Three wishes, what would they be?: that my friends would come togetehr in one place so i wouldnt have to leav anybody anymore, to have my dog back(hopefully coming true this year), and to stay the same as much as i can so no one will forget me.
113. Believe that wishes come true?: i do now.
114. Ever had a wish come true?: yeah.
115. Find yourself wishing for things a lot?: now
121. Independent or Social?: social yet independant.
122. Something that makes you mad when you see it?: the green beatle -.-
123. Think you have potential to do great things?: i'm doin' 'er
124. Who would you be if you didn't have the people you have right now?: dead.

Zest --
126. Currently happy with your life? yeah.
127. Outgoing and ready for anything or boring and shy? pretty out going i think
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or excited? i was scared but now im excited.
129. Like to try new things, meet new people?: yeah
130. The most motivational thing in the world: Love.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

1. Molly needs a special surgery called a bulla osteotomy for her nasopharyngeal ... Molly needs to gradually work up to spending periods of time on her own.

2. Molly needs a new pair of shoes.

3. Molly need a catchy slogan for running for third grade student council representative.

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

1.Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick.

2. molly looks like a flashlight picture published by micromitts.

3.Molly looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet.




Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:

1. Molly is jumping around like mad whilst Deryck stares at her, wondering what the hell shes doing.


2. Molly is suddenly reminded of where she comes from

3. Molly is my Homegirl T-shirt from Zazzle.com




Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:

1. molly likes to hump chickens.

2. Molly loves to give handjobs... thats it really... Molly Likes Handjobs

3. Molly likes to wipe her nose on my carpet and chairs after she has had her dinner...