BALLS
If you are 0 - 10% You are not dumb
If you are 11 - 25% You are a little dumb
If you are 26 - 50% You are moderately dumb
If you are 51 - 75% You are pretty dumb
If you are 76 - 100% You are really dumb



Tally up your number of X's. Multiply that number by 2 to get your percentage.

[x] You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than 1 occasion.
[x] You have tripped on your own shoelace.
[x] You have choked on your own spit and thought you were going to die.
[x] You have seen the matrix a bunch of times and still dont get it.
[_] You type with your two pointer fingers.
[x] You have accidentaly caught something on fire.
[x] You find aqua teen hunger force hilarious.
[_] You have told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentaly went in your nose rather than your mouth.
[x] Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] Y