I Don't Love music.

I Didn't just moved here from cranbrook B.C., (ahhh, good ol' Cranny) and I don't know many peeps

I Don't Like to Party. It Doesn't Make me Glad.

I Don't have an Advanced Ph.D in Body Movin' (seriously)

I Don't Have a mad tasty groove and cannot kick it like no other, for real.

I Don't Know That It's Not The PC, But Sometimes you Don't Just Gotta Lay The Smack Down On A Hoe


I'M NOT FAMOUS
DON't GET MY #!!

I just simply Don't do it better




Don't Schimizzle gizzle rizzle pizzle mizzle dizzle hizzle wizzle to tha fishy wishy on tha tee-ta hindle off tha hizzy get bizzy ta tha tatter-tot tally up

Don't word.

Music... but only good shit
I also love herbs and brews and a few other miscellanious items.
Crannies (Even tho I've never done One)
authentisity
talent (whatever it is)
the times I live for with the people I'll never forget.
funny shiznit
Hippie vans
Jam sessions
Bling-Bling (Thats "Snoop Doggish" for money)
Biznitches (Thats "Snoop Doggish" for Ladies)
My Nizzles Fo Shizzle ( Thats "Snoop Doggish" for Friends)
Rowdy Parties
4:20
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Some Smells
Ali G (Keep It Real)
D-rugs
Everything I Dislike





Top Ten Reasons To Date a Male (if your female)

1). we have a penis, the parts just go together
2). we might buy you dinner if we're nice enough
3). sometimes we have jobs to feed the children if we have unprotected sex and you get pregnant
4). we really want to feel boobs all the time and it'd really help us out if you'd date us so we could feel your boobs
5). some males are handsome, and females like handsome males
6).we drink more often, and we drink more amounts than females. and still can drive you home for sex
7). we do cool things like extreme sports and play guitar and things like that. which most females don't.
8). if you didn't date a male, then all your friends would know your a lesbian
9). we can do it better than you
10). We are honest, loving, and really, want to hear your problems. we care for you so gosh darn much.







Music:

Pink Floyd. The Doors. Bob Marley. Dispatch. The Beatles. Jimi Hendrix. Jack Johnson. Ben Harper. Everlast. Rage Against the Machine. Elliott Smith. Ben Benassi. Sublime. Led Zeppelin. Long Beach Dub All-Stars. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Tenacious D. The Who. Weezer. Van Morrison. Neil Young. DJ Shadow. Bob Dylan. Ben Folds Five. G.Love. Beastie Boys. CCR. Daft Punk. Dimitri from Paris. DJ Morgan. Alexi Murdoch. Old School Snoop D-O-Double-G. Amos Lee. Lorin Bassnectar. Beat Down Sound. The September Sessions Band. Black Sabbath. Classified. Cream. Death Cab For Cutie. Deep Purple. Slinky. Jason Mraz. John Mayall. Souls Of Mischeif. Prince. The Postal Service. Coldplay. Queen. Dr.Dre. Westside Connection. Slinky. John Butler Trio. James Blunt. Dead Prez. Sly and The Family Stone. DJ Tiesto.



The Hot In Your Tamales



Bitches:

Agatha Andrews. Peggy Pots. Helga Haildabreant. Beatrice Billington. Marry Lou Wreck. Donna Summers. Wendy Souvlaki. Norma West. Reba Macentire. Deloris Woggsworth. Fawn The Bomb. Granny Smith (the bitch, not the apple).

I hate shitty music
and people that pretend to be something that they aren't. just be straight up and peeps with be striaght with you. and girls that talk shit about their friends and guys that gotta fight to be tough, and judgemental fucks. and people that don't clean up after themselves. Styles
traffic
Evil People
rules
Cliche
Pouring a Bowl of Cereal and Realizing that you have no milk!!
Un-fun Things
Breaking Strings!!!!!
Getting So Pissed You buy 15 complete strangers $5 hotdogs after the Club Closes. FUCK thats the worst
Bills
Pouring a bowl of cereal and going to the fridge and realising that there is no milk
THE FUCKIN TALIBAN
when Pop-punkers play their whiney ass music acoustic
!@!**PpL ThAt TYpe LiKE tHiS**!@!
Chilid molesters and other freaks like that
gas prices
Nazis
Daytime T.V.
mother fuckers
Waiting
Some Smells
"G's" (Except for my homeboys, of course. Holla at Me Dawgs)
5-0
working (but i still gotta do it)










You know that banana song gwen stafani sings???
the bitch fucking stole my SONG!!!!! all she did was switch the words a lil and change the fruit!!!!
it was originally "This shit smells like strawberries, S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-I-E-S!"