I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be 'your girl'.
I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you.
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if I'm too tall or too short for you.
I'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.
I'm sorry if my hair isn't just the way you like it.
I'm sorry if I'm not the 'hottest' girl you have ever seen.
But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this, put this on your page.
If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to put on yours
and you would never make your girl feel this way,
Most Guys Are Not Man Enough...






A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and
says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through
the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks
at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says "Elephant my
friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the
pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,
mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest
and you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and
mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask "Lion, why did you do this?
He was merely trying to help you." The lion answers, "That little b*stard! He makes me run around
the forest like a f*cking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"