RACISM...
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK,"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you'll turn purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
Don't do it again. Twice is enough. Don't do that again to me.
It would just be really nice to call you and actually talk to you and not have to listen you talk to other people. ALWAYS on the computer when i call. I've called you how many times. And like 99% of the time all i hear is *click click click* and its like just soo i dunno how to explain it. Just put everyone else on hold for 5 minutes and talk. geez. And if you cant do that just dont bring ANYTHING up about facebook or nex or anything. i called to talk to you and only you. And yet when i call you it feels like im talking to all your friends at the same time. It sucks. Thats why im always like k bye. Its more like saying well talk to your friends. Ill call you later. You shouldnt be the one feeling hurt. I should. Anyways.
Turn On's & Turn Off's.
DC = Don't care
Is taller than you: Off
Wears a grill: Off
Dresses Gangsta: On-Off
Dresses Gothic: Off
Dresses Skater: Off
Dresses normally: DC
Has green eyes: DC
Has blue eyes: DC
Brown eyes: DC
Wears glasses: DC
Drinks Alcohol:On.
Smokes cigs: On
Smokes weed: On.
Plays sports: DC
Smiles a lot: On ' Off
Calls you just to say hi:On.
Compliments you: On.
Good dancer: DC
Wears jewelry: DC
Smiles when you walk in the room: On.
Has curly hair: DC
Has straight hair: DC
Has brown hair: DC
Has Black hair: DC
Has blonde hair: DC
Has Red hair:Off.
Tan: On.
Laid back: DC
Plays guitar: On.
Plays drums: DC
Sings: DC
He/She can draw: DC
Easily jealous: Off
Has a tattoo: On
Has a lip ring: DC.
Has tongue ring: DC
Nipples pierced: DC
Goes to church: Off
R.I.P great grampa, ill always miss you, and you'll always be in my heart, :(:(:(:(:(
$8.00 Had sex
$20.00 Went past first base
$10.00 Only went to first base
$1.00 Smoked
$7.00 Got drunk
$100.00 Went skinny dipping
$6.00 Kissed someone of the opposite sex
$8.00 Had more than one bf/gf at the same time
$50.00 Cheated
$75.00 Fell asleep in class
$1.50 Cheated on a quiz
$50.00 Been expelled
$100.00 Been suspended
$75.00 Been in a fist fight
$2.00 Yelled at a teacher
$6.00 Done oral
$8.00 Got oral
$8.00 Prank called the cops
$4.00 Stole something
$100.00 Done drugs
$10.00 Dyed your hair
$15.00 Done something with someone older
$4.00 Went out with someone over 18 if your under 18
$10.00 Ate a whole thing of oreos
$0.01 Cried yourself to sleep
$50.00 Said you love someone but didnt mean it
$0.50 Been in love
$3.00 Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing
$10.00 Went streaking
$7.00 Got arrested
$3.00 Made out with someone at the movies
$2.00 Peed in the pool
$0.75 Played spin the bottle
$10.00 Done something you regret
=$710.75
im sittin here talkin to my mom on the phone and im drunk as shitt.. rylee and her cuzzin are sittin on the jeep, talkin, devon ( lil bro) wants to go home, mom is going to think about it, lol i hate being this fuckin waisted. no fun cuz every1 else is sober... =[ comment on this so i know what every1 thinks about it and what i should do lol
