Shelby Shingleton <33333

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.



BMXING Is My LYfe

Dont Diss This Sport

I do This Fo A Livin

I Work Hard Everyday

And Get Better And Better At It

Don't click here!

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10 reasons why bikes are better than girlfriends

1-Bikes dont get pregnant
2-You can ride your bike any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
4-You can share a bike with friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see movie or
meet its parents

10 reasons why to date a dirtbiker
1. We are good with our hands
2. We can go for long periods without taking a break
3. We like to get dirty
4. We can take a beating
5. We like to go fast
6. Once we fall down we get right back up
7. We are ready to go after a quick fuel up
8. Skill is definite
9. Our timing is perfect
10. protection does not slow us down


Party hardy, rock and roll

Drink a 40, smoke a bowl

Were the stoners, we have class

Fuck with us, well kick your ass

For all you preps, who think your cool

Think again, cause stoners rule

Stoners live, and stoners die

But In the end, we all get high

So when I die, burry me deep

With some bud, at my feet

And some papers, In my hand

So I can smoke my way, to wonderland








FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life


FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Would put this on their page