Peyton :
i went to my friends house we got wated and my friend tried e and he ended up in a corner making out with a box and having sex with a pinball table
Jake :
........ What the fuck...
It's a little game we play...
Jake walks out of his room,
in his boxers....
And finds Josh laying on the floor watching MANswers.
So he quickly re-arranges his boxers so JUST his balls are hanging out of one side...
Then walks up to Josh and says :
'' HEY JOSH LOOK AT THIS ! ''
Then Josh looks... And says :
'' OHHHH SHIT! NOT AGAIN! ''
Jake says :
'' HAHA YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT! QUIT LOOKIN AT MY SACK!
YOU GET TWO KICKS FOR THAT YOU FUCKIN HOMO! ''
Josh says :
'' I know...''
And Jake kicks him twice, HARD in the ass.
=D
B - well you never doo ahaha
but i asked who shit in your cornflakes AGAIN,
hello self explanitory there .
M - kaaay i get that. but it make no sense at all. why teh fuck would someone
shit in my cornflakes. please elaborate.
'' Question... Did you give me half a handjob or was I dreaming that part ? ''
"I want you to know that I love you, even though I'm hard on you sometimes. If I did half the stuff you did when I was my age, my father woud beat the living hell out of me. And I still see flashes of him whenever I yell at you, or push you up against the wall... But I hold back... Because I couldn't stand to have you fear me like I feared him. Back then I didn't know why he would beat on me until there was blood on the walls... I don't blame him now because I know that it was the war that changed him. I understand too, anyone would be fucked up if they had to burry their best friends at 17 years old. How would you feel if you were just sitting and talking with Raymond and eight of your other friends, when all of a sudden a grenade flies in the room and kills everybody BUT you... And all you're left with is mud on your face, and the bodies of your closest friends surrounding you... You'd change too. You want to know the only way he SURVIVED that war? He had three machine gun bullets lodged in a line on the right side of his body, he was face down in the mud, and a random soldier ran up and turned him over to see who he was. He would have drowned. I miss him Jake... I miss the man that took me to baseball games when I was three. Even though he would beat me senseless, I still miss him, because I know that he fought for this country, to keep us safe, to make it so we can live our lives, like his father before him did, and like I would have if there was another war. So I want you to take a long, hard look at my face, and remember it... Because I don't have much time left... And when I think of my dad.... I can't remember his face, and it kills me... Keep your head up boy.''
Jake and father teaming up on Josh/ Kyle/ Oatmeal/ The other son/ That kid that hangs around our house sometimes..
Jake
WORD G-MONEY ?!
Jarret
word
no lie
Jake
MAKE OUT ?!
FINGER ?!
BLOWJOB ?!
HANDJOB ?!
EAT OUT ?!
SEX ?!
69 ?!
THREESOME ?!
TWELVESOME ?!
Jarret
close
thirteensome
=D
Has been suspended from school on Friday for ''fighting'' with Awet.
=D
Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
