Jose Hernan Torres Jr.
I love Her
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up
I bought a Pearl,
It wasnt for u,
but for another Girl
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That Your as# was THICK
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Girl?!
You Got Played Too!!
IF U GREW UP IN THA 90's
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail and Reader Rabbit day in computer class at school. I have Oregon Trail on my computer lol
You remember reading "Goosebumps".
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze and then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not . . .
when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
when cops and robers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents....ouch
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb!"
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Fruitopia, Surge, and Tang.
If you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Writing M.A.S.H. notes.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
You had a favorite "New Kid on the Block", and you knew all of their. names
You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.
You remeber exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Brittney Spears or N'SYNC video.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Growing Pains.
Carebears and The Gummy Bear show.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, wich were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You owned a portable tape player. STILL DO BEOTCHES
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You know the significance of the number 23.
You went to McD's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the play ground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Sponge Bob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this!!!
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
>1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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