I wish I made cures for how people are.
I wish I had power, I wish I could think.
I wish I could change the world for you and me.
The truth will set you free.
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MISS CHELSI VON WAGNER - MISS 17 - MISS CASHIER/WAITRESS/REPLACEMENT MOM
- MISS PINETREE - MISS KYLE CHOMCY -
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I am Chelsi. I am a really nice girl, but if you get on my back about something, you'll wish you never met me. I hate horny bastards who only talk to me because I have tits. I also hate it when people dont take the time to read what I have to say, and just skip all the words. Something I write may be really important for you to know; like for instance, I really hate butt fucking. Its Disgusting and painful, and I never plan on doing it ever again. I really like cheese. It's my favorite food. I like it when people have REALLY cool hair. My hair isnt that cool, so I really like it. Stay in school, 'cause it's the best. I am for some reason very particular when it comes to proper english. I hate using slang even in MSN converstations, but I always talk like Im a gangster. I am an aspiring Photographer. I am an actress, and you can see the list of productions I have been in in the next column of text, if your interested that is. I love music. I am a hopless romantic. I love love. Love is not a word, it is a wordless state indicated by four letters. I like to drink, but I dont like to drink my face off. Our Lady Peace/Raine Maida is my favorite band/artist. I like to do random things, like talk to asian people I don't know at the mall, or to go to a gay couple and wrap my arms around them. I like going to gay pride parades. My sister is a lesbian, and I like to show my support. I in fact, know alot of gay people and I love every single one of them. I like watching gross things. It is really hard to gross me out. Go ahead and try. You will fail. Unless you shit on me. That would be pretty nasty. I love the fact that my brother told my boyfriend to fuck me, while he was completely concious. I like to talk alot. I like it when Random people talk to me, as long as they dont ask for nudes and shit like that. Although alot of my friends are bitches, I still love them. I am two-faced, but thats only because I don't want to hurt othe people's feelings. Everyone is a hypocrite. The sooner everyone can admit it, and the sooner everyone realizes that, the less fighting there will be. I am a lover not a fighter, but I will knock your teeth into your skull if you decide to be a prick. I like to parade around my house naked. I also think its hillarious when I see my friends naked. I dont get grossed out. Even if its one of my ugly guy friends, I think it's fun. My best friend is Alisha McQuillan. Although I am not hers, she has always been there for me, and I don't plan on leaving her behind me anytime soon. I love my boyfriend with a burning passion. We have been in love with eachother for a long time, before we were even dating, and I was with another guy. I never cheated though. I like to think i am the most loyal persoon you might eer get to know, bt then again, you might not even take the time to get to know me. I dont like meeting people I me over the internet, it scares me, and I dont plan on doing it again. I hate it when my aunt and my dad arque about political or social issues. I like mostly Rock music, but every once in a while I will listen to rap or hip hop and what-not. My favorite juice is crannberry Juice. I lthink that my mom's british accent is just too cute. She says "squirrel" and my heart melts. I love Chunky Soup. I eat just about as much as a Lumber Jack or a Football Player, and I still manage my weight at 115 lbs. I hate my legs, and my skin is really pale. I love to draw eyes. Once you draw them about 10 times, you get them looking pretty realistic. I am both a cat and dog person. I like playing instruments, even though I am only good at one of them, and that is the Clarenet. I don't know if it is because its in my blood, or if I just like to blow things. I am very dirty, and I dont think before I say something that may offend someone. I am not racist, I am culturalist. I wish I made cures for how people are. I wish I ws born in England. I sometime hate being the youngest in my family, but I also love it most of the time. I am terrible at math, but I used to be really good at it. I think my Ex-boyfriend is a total asshole; not because he's my ex, but because he legitimately thinks that he can be everyones councellor, and thinks he is better then everyone else. I have alot of problems, but I prefer to keep them to myself, because no one else needs to know. I hate Purple/Red Onions. Once you get me going, I never shut up. I love attention, but when I get too much, I don't know how to get rid of it. I am Clostrophobic. I am Autophobic. If you really care enough to want to know what that is, then look it up. Although I have written a bunch of info about me, Im not really that bright. I dont like to toot my own horn, so to speak. I wish I could pee standing up sometimes, cause it's shitty when your a girl camping. I think Etch-a-sketch and lite brite are he most magical toys ever, and I want like ten of them. My favorite flavour anything is Sourcream-and-onion. I have a thing for cheesy pick up lines and stupid jokes. Boys like to tickle me, no punn intended. I don't know why, its just like my knees and my waist have boy hand magnets attached or something. I am a replacement mom, so when my mom isnt home, I take care of everyone. I cook the meals, I do the cleaning, I do the shopping, and I buy the medicine and make the doctor's appointments. Especially for my 21 year-old brother. He has Asthma, so I he uses that as an excuse for me to do everything for him. at one point he has the worst case of asthma in all of British Columbia, But whatever. My role model is Domino Harvey. I want to get a tattoo of a small bird on my shoulder, representing my love for Fuzz. I wish I had a cooler name. Chelsi sounds too pretty to me. I hate tenderising the steak before it cooks, cause I feel like I am beating the cow while it is still alive, and it bugs me and makes my skin crawl when I see the prongs of the tenderiser beat in through the muscle tissue of the steak. My ipod only works when it is plugged into a wall outlet. After this whole paragraph, i will have used 9995 cahracters in this coloumn of my profile. And guess what? Im not done yet.
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Thanks to those who hated me,
You made me a stronger person.
Thanks to those who loved me,
You made my heart grow fonder.
Thanks to those who envied me,
You made my self-esteem grow stronger.
Thanks to those who cared,
You made me feel important.
Thanks to those who entered my life,
You made me who I am today.
Thanks to those who left,
You showed me that nothing lasts forever.
Thanks to those who stayed,
You showed me the true
meaning of "friendship"
T H E R E ' S A L I T T L E T R U T
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behind every just kidding
a little curiosity behind every just
wondering
a little knowledge behind every i dont know
and a little emotion behind
every
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if you don't go after what you want
Y O U ' L L N E V E R H A V E I
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if you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
if you don't step forward,
Y O U ' R E A L W A Y S I N T H E S A M E P L A C
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never give up on something that makes you
smile.
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Theatrix<3 Pinnochio Role:Puppet, Mermaid
Wizard Of Oz Role:Auntie Em, Witch #3
Role#2:Lullaby League
Peter Pan Role:Lost Boy, Crocodile
How to Eat Like a Child Role:How To eat Mash Potatoes
How The Grinch Stole Christmas Role: Who of Whoville
Drama 9<3 Devil Man Role:Wild Annie Pickle
Super heros Role:The Clapper
Drama 10<3 Mid Summer Nights Dream Role:Peasblossom
METFEST<3 Welcome To The Monkeyhouse. Role:Scene 1: Announcer. Scene 3:Edie; Arthur and Suzan's Tomm Boy Daughter on an apprently invincable Softball team.
Acting 12<3 Send In The Clowns Role:Beju the Clown
New York Actor. Role: Eileen Dover.
Monologues. Role:Sammy of "The Dark at the Top of the Stairs"
Final Project.
Shadows Within Role: Chelsi as herself.