Dear incoming grade 8s,

Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy grade 8 whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in grade 7 in elementary school.

- dont brag about the number of grads you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a grade 8.

- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid grade 8s, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullcrapping around just drop out you're a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.

- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bott