Just a little bit of mozzarella right now would make my day.
I eat kittens
So does Mike
So does Garry
So does Jess
So does Squishy
So does Melissa
So does Raven
So does Elise
So does Calli
So does Sabrina
So does Kerissa
So does Lucy
So does Bekka
So does Kameko
So does Silla
So does Kyla
So does Josh
So does Jenna
Emmanuel eats babies
So does Jesus
So does Calli
So does Kerissa
So does Lucy
So does another Sabrina
So does Shelbi
We like cheese,
With our babies and kittens.
Poetry by Stev!, now snap for me.
I don't like pants, i want a sticker on my bmx that says RIDE NAKED, i should get one for my snowboard too, hmm, maybe not.(but remember kids, keep your melon in it's natural shape by wearing a helmet. and shoes)
I am on a personal quest for vengance against gravity, it hates you, it hates me, it hates all of us. I don't care if you like gravity ! IT HATES EVERYBODY!
Ok, this is what i have to say about santa claus, little girls sit on his lap and tell him secrets, he is an old man.....WRONG!
That's right gravity, kicked your ass and the face of the horse you rode in on!
I believe that every good, half good, not really good, or downright asshole-ish soul needs a good healthy dose of the "Book of Boon". Very few religious tombs will tell you that BMXing and Snowboarding are virtues and that fighting isn't wrong unless you lose? Where else is your savior a severe alcoholic? So severe that his IQ is lower when he's sober? Where else are politicians damned as part of your nightly prayer? Ok, i take back that last one, but really? All in all, everybody needs to convert to Boonism.
This handbook is amazing, you should get a copy.
Then you realized that it was the same pillow it always was, just felt really nice for a while, the key is learning.
Although it is not mentioned in the actual articles, in the foreword and commentary, Stev Kun Do is an essential learning proccess in becoming an advanced Stevition. In all practicalites sense (according to the literalities of the text), any respectable martial art or combatative hand to hand skill that is trained in the ideals of perfection (Notice trained in the ideals of, as perfection is completely inattainable, even the original Grandmaster Stevistion, Stev! could not acheive it, and he understood this, it allowed him to better himself in as many ways as possible and never be dependent upon the thought that he was perfection personified...he has asthma...very weak asthma for he has trained the shit out of it, but asthma nonetheless) should be a viable supplementation in order to become a proper Stevition, but Stev Kun Do is the end result of all Stevitions pursuit of martial art's perfection, although not a perfect system, it is left completely open to anything and everything is trained, therefore so close you could split the difference on a hair.
Stev Kun Do is a completely made up name for the actual fighting i do, it is an impure system that is meant to be the perfect counter to any system of fighting, i was kind of working it out as to how it should work, going to different dojo and clubs, learning MMA and budo, anything having to do with fighting i did my best to absorb and try to see how it could be applied to real situations. It was moving along quite nicely, then i found Bruce Lee in the summer of my seventeenth year of life. I watched a couple of his movies, his documentary, got one of his books when I was in Seattle (i now have to get the rest, i soaked it up like a sponge, i loved it, everything was so, empty, the way fighting should be) and realized that it has been done before, and better, so i just goofed around and called what i do Stev Kun Do. Stev Kun Do turned out unsurprisingly like Jeet Kun Do, except for the fact that Bruce Lee was a far more developed martial artist than anyone i have ever heard of. If I ever acquired even one quarter the skill he was before passing i would feel invincible.
Why i think they turned out so similar is because i began working several different martial arts in pursuit of making my Judo better, everything i do seems aimed towards better Judo. As I learned different martial arts and studied different martial arts, i began to see where some were stronger than others in different areas, so on my own time, a lot of it spent with Mike and his kung fu, i tried to combine them together in ways to leave less flaws in the techniques, i started moving in ways that i did not learn in any martial arts that i studied, the techniques just seemed to fit, i learned a lot of footwork from Mike in the way of Kung Fu, and developed many power moves, but these are very telegraphable, so i kept my footwork light, and fit them into boxing/kickboxing/muay thai combinations and they became feasible. The quick and strong attacks of the boxing martial arts led me to ways to line up the more powerful moves in such ways that they flowed and were not telegraphed, with my grappling, I currently have nine years of experience in judo, but, there is a but, I even have recognized the flaws in my own favourite martial art, 80% of the grappling, throws and submissive techniques are all based entirely towards competition, as Judo became a martial art, the old ways were phased out as more emphasis was placed on the shiai (tournament/competition) what i did, was take the 20% of what i know to be especially practical, and fitted it in with my stand up fighting, aimed at the purpose of instant take downs, no grapple fighting or clinching, just grip and go, no in between in fighting and blocking, just straight to the point. Now we finally get to groundwork, if you know anything about Bruce Lee, or if you have possibly ever heard of lieutenant X, these two men describe the ground chess games played in roman Greco wrestling, judo and Brazilian jujitsu and how it is meant for competition, straight and simple, meant for submission. Sure the techniques can be used to hurt people, but they were developed as techniques to make a person submit and not intentionally harm instantaneously. As in stand up fighting, the real groundwork is no holds barred, and what I have learned to be practical, might be considered, dirty, underhand, and most definitely brutal, no way around it, they are all methods intent on breaking and/or killing you.
I still work to develop my legs and kicking technique, as of right now, they are practical, most certainly useful, but a second rate knife can kill a man, but everyone wants a knife they know will cut every time, speaking of which weapons are for pussies, they make you weaker, as your mind only thinks of the weapon in your hand, it stops thinking of the hand itself as a weapon, or your other hand, or your feet, or your knees and elbows, your forehead! Hips, shoulders, even your chin can injure a man, I could show you how! Your teeth are an available option and practical under certain circumstances. Although very underhanded, we aren't talking street fighting, although they have the right mindset, street fighting is untrained. Yeah, that's my spiel on martial arts for now.
we all love you emmanuel.