Warning: The Lumberjack's Page Of Which You Are Viewing Is So Manly That It May Cause The Following Side Effects:

(A) A Thick Patch Of Chest Hair May Materialize On Your Chest, Or A Beard On Your Face

(B) You May Have A Desire To Handle An Axe/ Fall Trees

(C) You May Find Yourself In The Middle Of The Woods Years From Now With No
Recollection Of The Past, Sitting In a Ruggedly Furnished Log Cabin Adorned With Furs And Such Tokens Of Woodsman-Like Accomplishments In The Wilderness

(D) If You Are An Attractive Female, You May Have An Insatiable Desire to Consummate Your Newfound Feelings Towards Jade Davidson. These Desires Are Perfectly Normal, And It Is Advised To Satisfy These Urges As Soon As Possible.



Lumberjack - luhm-BER-jack

-noun

1. An plaid-wearing, ass-kicking hero delivered to this world to inspire fear in the forest, and to do battle with jesus, tornadoes, fearsome creatures, mountains, and the like.

2. Jade Davidson, Sean Burns, Mike Bullock, Cole McNish, Jason Burhard [see above]

The Lumberjacks
Its Not Just A Club
Its A Way Of Life

Thy lumberjacks Cabin Shalt be Constructed Before The First Snow Fall

Skiis:

Armada-AR5's
4Frnt-VCT's
Ollen-Vortex... I know what your thinking, Doesnt God Ski On Ollen Vortex's?
The Answer, Is no,
Jade Davidson Skiis On Them



Bike:

Rocky Mountain - Switch

Drums: Peace - Paragon Series (7 Piece, All Maple)

Cymbals: Sabian - Hand Hammered

Vocals:Throat, Lungs, Diaphram, Jugular- Jade Davidson Series

Band:30 odd 6 : We Need A BASS PLAYER who loves drinking rum, and loves pirates, lumberjacks and just being fuckin Manly. If you cant drink a black tooth grin with a smile your In, if you cant we want nothing to do with you



Bands:
Accept
Anthrax
AmonAmarth
Annihilator
Apocolyptica
AliceCooper
AprilWine
ArchEnemy
Armored Saint
AtTheGates
As I lay Dying
Atheist
BilySquire
Black Label Society
Black Dahlia Murder
BlackSabbath
BlindGaurdian
BritnyFox
CheapTrick
ChildrenOfBodem
Cinderella
CKY
Clutch
Converge
C.O.C.
CradleOf Filth
Damageplan
Dark Throne
Death
DeepPurple
Def Leppard
Demons&Wizards
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Dokken
DreamTheatre
DragonForce
DryCell
Extreme
Elven King
Exodus
Fates Warning
Finntroll
Firewind
FooFighters
Godsmack
GreenJelly
GNR
Grapes Of Wrath
Iced Earth
Hammerfall
Helloween
In Flames
IronMaiden
JudasPreist
KennyWayneSheppard
KingsX
KMFDM
Kreator
Lamb of God
Led Zepplin
LynchMob
Liquid Tension Experiment
Lynch Mob
*Mastodon
MCHammer
Megadeth
Metallica
Metal Church
Ministry
ModestMouse
MotleyCrue
MotorHead
Mr.Big
Nazareth
NIN
Nirvana(RIP Kurt)
Nightwish
Opeth
Ozzy
Pantera(RIP DIME)
PearlJam
Poison
Queen
QuiotRiot
RacerX
RamJam
Rammstein
Ratt
Rebel Meets Rebel
RobZombie
Rush
Rise Against
Scorpions
Schulz
Sepultura
SkidRow
Slayer
SoulFly
SoundGarden
SpinalTap
StaticX
SteelHeart
Steel Dragon ahah
SuperTramp
Tesla
Testament
The Cult
ThinLizzy
Tool
Trivium - FUCKIN SUCKS
Van Halen
VinnieVincentInvasion
Wierd Al
White Lion
White Snake
White Zombie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
Micheal Angelo Beto
Zach Wilde
Zao
.38Special


Concerts:

Yahni - Yea.....

Phsyco Blast - Um....

Sum 41 & Billy Talent - Er.....

Van Halen - Best Concert Ever

April Wine- Outdoors

Def Leppard- Kicked Ass

Anthrax & Judas Preist - What I Remember Of Anthrax Was Sick... Never Got To C Priest

Motley Crue - Fire, Explosions, Strippers, and Midgets.... Can it get any Better?

The Cult - Astbury and Duffy Are Gods

The Unholy Alliance: Slayer, Lamb of God, Children of Bodem, Mastadon, Thine Eyes Bleed - All I Can Say is Wow

Heaven and Hell: Black Sabbath(dio), Megadeth, and Down - Best Show Of My life



98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol.
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