About me? Well I finished my BComm in accounting in 2005 at the UofA. I got a job with the biggest Accounting firm in Canada, and now work in their Calgary office. As I was born and raised in Edmonton, moving to Calgary has been a big change. I miss all my friends back in Edmonton, but I love Calgary, there is a totally different mentality here. As much as the city suits me, I must add that it will be a COLD DAY IN HELL when I put on either a Flames or Stamps jersey. I bought myself a sweet little condo on the west side of downtown, overlooking the river. I love it, except for the fact that I work too much and don’t get to enjoy it nearly as much as I should. I love living downtown, everything is so close, and all the clubs are a $5 cab ride away. When I am not workin, I do my best to go traveling. I am going to do my best to get to Europe this summer.

Are you a prostitute or are you an auditor?

1. You work very odd hours.

2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.

4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.

5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.

6. You are not proud of what you do.

7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

8. It's difficult to have a family.

9. You have no job satisfaction.

10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.

12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.

13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.

14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get
for the money.

15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.

16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease
the pain of it all.

17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client
is foolish enough to pay it's not your
problem.

18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking
like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).

19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.

20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away
smiling.

21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than
it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.

22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly
wonder if you could get a better deal with
another pimp.

23. Your pimp seams to often abuse you, forgetting that without you, he
would not have a business.

24. You do all the real work, but the pimp has a higher stigma and more
money, and really just has to "coordinate" the work for you. Sometimes, you
wonder if you could just make more money pimping out yourself.

25. You get so brainwashed into the lifestyle, that you don't realize that
life can be better, until it is too late.

26. Personal time, or a work/life balance, is meaningless to your pimp, all
he cares about is satisfying the clients, despite how many times he tells
you he loves you.

27. After a few years, you find that all your non-prostitute friends are no
longer your friends, because you lost touch and your schedule and lifestyle
was difficult to manage, and you find that you associate primarily with
other prostitutes.

28. The turnover rate is ridiculously high. Everyone thinks they can do it
for a few years, no problem, but after just a few clients railing you, many
break under the pressure, or quit for a better life.

Money... it makes the world go round

Toys... gotta spend the $$$ on fun stuff

Exotic cars... nothin turns heads like a nice car,

Traveling... I can proudly say I have passed out on 5 continents so far;)

Shopping... I am a shop-a-holic clothes make the man

Music... everythin is better with a good beat

Beautiful women... what more can I say

Sports... love to watch 'em and play 'em

My HLM, and our random adventures - 2nd Anual Doan's Eating Contest, you are goin' down this year

Working too much... 2 day weekends should not seem like a luxury

Louis Vuitton... it's tacky, not to mention 90% of what you see is fake... if you dont have the recipt, im not impressed by it

Fake People... its not just the fake Louis V... be true to who you are, dont try and be somone you are NOT

Stupid people... if you work in a club, you deal with a LOT of these

North american cars... most (not all) are cheap and inferior to a good import

Bad drivers... the left lane is the fast lane... if you are driving slow get the hell out of it

Reality TV... all we need is an entire generation of Paris Hiltons and Jessica Simpsons running around with TV telling them to date guys for $$$