BJ's Wonderful World of Quotes
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at

Does the noise in my head bother you?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

Don't make me go medieval on you.

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

You can agree with me, or you can be wrong

I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

You forgot one very important thing mate...Im Captain Jack Sparrow!

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

The voices in my head dont like you...

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.

I’m not a complete fool…some parts are missing…

I’ve lost my mind…. AND I DON’T MISS IT!!!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so

Schizophrenia beats being alone

They can make me do it…. But they cant make me do it with dignity!!!

I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?