" You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't
realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he
has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with
other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy
walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even
introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.It doesn't help if you sit there
and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact
that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the
morning we do get a little concerned.Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait till he morning.Also, when we tell you you're
pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can
quote me.Don't be mad when we hold the door open.Take
Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T
'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say
'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching.If you kiss us when
you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You
don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you
in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the
shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I
think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my
t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.Don't take everything we say
seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get
angry easily.Stop using magazines/media as your bible.Don't talk about
how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever
happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a
girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/
cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not
sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU
AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM
TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION
ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER
RESPECTSomeone who will honor your morals.Someone who
will make you smile when you're at your lowest.Someone who
will care for you even when you make mistakes.Someone who will
love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will
stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....
and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! "
That is so fucking true
Hey,
I am not an Oilers or a Flames' fan,
and I don't live in Toronto, throw squid, or need cheerleaders to bring me to games,
and I don't care for Downey, Gaborik or Pronger although I am certain their elbows are really, really bruised.
I have God in net, not a goalie,
I speak English and Swedish, and maybe a little French,
and it may sound like Boooooo...but it's Luuuuuu.
I can proudly put VANCOUVER across my jersey,
I believe in defence, not offense, overtime not regulation,
and that the orca is a truly proud and noble mammal.
A Henrik is a Sedin, a Daniel is another.
And it is pronounced Bieksa, not Bieska, Bieksa.
Vancouver is the prettiest city in Canada,
the best place for hockey
and has the best team in the NHL
Nuff Said
realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he
has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with
other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy
walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even
introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.It doesn't help if you sit there
and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact
that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the
morning we do get a little concerned.Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait till he morning.Also, when we tell you you're
pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can
quote me.Don't be mad when we hold the door open.Take
Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T
'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say
'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching.If you kiss us when
you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You
don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you
in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the
shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I
think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my
t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.Don't take everything we say
seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get
angry easily.Stop using magazines/media as your bible.Don't talk about
how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever
happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a
girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/
cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not
sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU
AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM
TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION
ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER
RESPECTSomeone who will honor your morals.Someone who
will make you smile when you're at your lowest.Someone who
will care for you even when you make mistakes.Someone who will
love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will
stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....
and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! "
That is so fucking true
Hey,
I am not an Oilers or a Flames' fan,
and I don't live in Toronto, throw squid, or need cheerleaders to bring me to games,
and I don't care for Downey, Gaborik or Pronger although I am certain their elbows are really, really bruised.
I have God in net, not a goalie,
I speak English and Swedish, and maybe a little French,
and it may sound like Boooooo...but it's Luuuuuu.
I can proudly put VANCOUVER across my jersey,
I believe in defence, not offense, overtime not regulation,
and that the orca is a truly proud and noble mammal.
A Henrik is a Sedin, a Daniel is another.
And it is pronounced Bieksa, not Bieska, Bieksa.
Vancouver is the prettiest city in Canada,
the best place for hockey
and has the best team in the NHL
Nuff Said
But thats ok, we've had some
But yea,
You Make Me Laugh And When You Through