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03:48am | Oct 25, '09 | Public

Rub off That make-up cause, your making me sick
Bitch's All Know bout Your Man's Hairy Dick
Get Off Your Knee's Im Asking You Please
I Have Reason's To Believe Your Just A Squeez
You Go Off At Me All The Fucking Time
Step Back And Fix Your Alcoholic Mind
You Show Your Body Like An Episod Crip's
Shut Up Wipe That Cum Off Your Mother Fucking Lips
Yeah This Cut's like a Mo Fucking Knife
here's How To Fix That , Live Out Your Life

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12:46am | Aug 12, '08 | Public
Me&steph-(walk past fighten kids)
they look 14
Kid1-your a douche(he says to kid 2)
Kid2-your a fag i dont wanna go there
Kid1-shut up you fuckin faggot
Me-we should all just be nice and get along
Kid1-no we should all rape little kids
Me-UHH O

sunday3-Emilyy/sleepover with laura
monday4-BriannaTime
tuesday5-terrrin bus adventure
wensday6-erica and stephanie calaway
thursday7-movie/then Campingw/kaitlyn
friday8-campingg w/kaitlyn
saturday9-campingg w/kaitlyn
sunday10-home/sleepover w/steph
monday11-calaway w/steph
tuesday12-chill with terri
wensday13-chill wth terri
thursday14-chill with james and amine and simba/sleepover with kaitlyn
friday15-qaudin w/kaitlyn
saturday16-quadin w/kaitlyn
sunday17-quadin w/kaitlyn
monday18-quadin w/kaitlyn
tuesday19-hang with ali brad and reid
wensday20-Chill w/ogi
thursday21-Moviess
friday22-MOPVIESSS WITH KIM AND PEOPLE
saturday23-chill with tyson shawn and josh
sunday24-Byron and aminee hangg
monday25-hang with hailey
tuesday26-hailey josh and tyson movieess
wensday27-died hair with hailey
thursday28-HANG WITH TYSON
Friday29-Sleepover with hailey
Saturday30-skyler tyson shawn and me sleepover
Sunday31-rock climbin GAY

Hailey Came Overr
Then Taylor Bear And Britney bear show up
we walked down to bowness
lookin preetyy weirdd
hailey had a effin head band on like a douche


we went in to macs and saw winston and people
we talked for a bit
then they left then
laura and shii run into macs
so we all hung out for a bit with
2 other douchess Horney douchess
me and hailey got bored so we left and waited at a bus stop to come homee
when a drunk native came and stood near us and saidd
YOU NO WHO I AM YOU LIKE TO PICK MY POCKETS
DONT NO WHERE WE ARE WELL IMA TELL YOUU

me and hailey freak out and walk away when a carr drives past us and one guy yells to hailey
I LOVE YOUR HEAD BAND
then another guy yells to me
I LOVE YOUR TITS
then the bus came so we went homee

good nightt


I Put Laila In A Body Bag And Started Dragging Her Down The Street To My House
To Make It Look Like I Was Dragging A Dead Body
A Lady Was Dirving Past And Stopped And Rolled Down Her Window

Lady-WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE ?
Laila-(yells Through The Matrial Of The Bag) WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
Me-(turn to the Lady) WELL BYE(Contuine Dragging Laila In The Bag Down The Street)

Good Times After School , !!

LAAST NIGHT ROCKED MY SOCKS

-Meeting Up At travises
-All Of Us Meeting Up
-Some Random Guy Booting For Us
(Awesome Black Man)
-Drinking At Park
-Running Around In Snow
-Making Fun Of Someones laugh
-peeing (KIM)
-Walking To The Bridge
-Dereck Staying on Bridge
-Travis Being A Model
-Everyone Falling
-kim Trying To Beat Me !
-COPS
-EMS
-Meeting Up With More people ahah


Amazing Nightt


Skyler Tyson and me Where Useing An Oujie Board siting in a circle
And Talin To This "Sprit Named Charlie" We Where In the Dark
With A candle Light Room
So We Thought Hey Why Not Ask It To Do Something So We Said
"If Your Really In Here Blow Out The Candles"
That Mouse Thingy moved to Yes
We Asked What candle Will You Blow Out
And The Marker Mouse thingy went Between S And T
And Skyler and Tyson Where Side By Side With A candle In Between Them
So I said I Think It Means Its Going To Blow Out That Candle Between You Guys
There Like Well when So We Said
"Charlie When Will You Blow Out that Candle"
The Marker Moved To 6
Where Like Wtf Is That Supost To Mean Skyler Looked And The Clock
Me And Tyson Look And Its 6 30 the minute and hour hands where on six
but the seconds hand was just about there
And When It Got There The Candle Between Skyler And Tyson Went Out

NOW IM EFFING SCARED FOR LIFE OF OUJIE BOARDS

After school I Hung Out With Skyler Till 9
Then He Left And Tyson And His Brother Picked Me Up
We Went To Tysons Brothers house And Got Drunk
I Drank The Most
(cup of straight maliboo , 3 full shot's of jin , 2 Shots Of Jamacain Rum
glass of half vodka half fruity juice )

HUNG OVER AS FUCK

Good Fun

P.s Sorry Tyson About puking on you , your brother , his bed ,
all over towels, and any other places I Cant Remeber . .


my vag is hotter then emilys
but her tits are hotter then mine
and her tits are as hot as her vag
but my titz are not as hot as my vag

emily-you look like a muppet!
he will say-.............................
emily-im sorry you feel that way
him-fag.....
me-SOMEONE GET HER FANNY PACK! AND HES EPI PEN! SHE NEEDS DINOSOUR CREAM!!!


Britney :"I am Britney Spears,(Britney)
you are Lindsay Lohan,(Shauna)"

Kaitlyn:"Wait.. Who's a queer?"

Britney:"Well i am a queer,(Britney)
you are a queer,(Kaitlyn) and those
two are queers.(Shauna and Janine)

&&So our adventure started by,
Janine and Britney coming over,
Then changing into our bathing suits
(epicness)
Then "playing" football,
but then runnning to the Commintity
Center. Jumping the fence, then jumping
into the pool. When we were leaving
Janine claimed she say someone pull up
in a car. Then Britney heard someone
yelling to her. So we booked it home.
We came here and got boose, came downstairs
and are here infront of the computer
now.

ANOTHER MOMENT/

Someone:"And then i woke up at someones
house."
Britney:"Are you loose?"
Someone:"What's that ?"
Us:" "


Janine takled Shauna on the carpet,
then Shauna yelled...
Shauna:"SUNBURN BURN !!"

Then right after that we watched a little of new
york minute and then went back to the community center for
another swim. We came back and yes went nikiingg.
After thhat got boring we went again HAHA.

lawl.
and then we came back. we where getting bored
and we where thinking of new stuff to do

Katitlyn:"DUUDDEE LETS GO STREEKING"
wtf. LAWL.
we did sadly in our bras and thongs.

We fucking where nikiing after that
til the sun was rising it was 5
5:00 when we actutally came back in!

Okayy so while we where.
ME and shauna would do one on one side
then kaitlyn and jaanine on the other.
janine fucking bangs on door WITH a skeen and breaks
the screen.
shauna stubs her toe and its like bleeding more than
anything. it was sick! But then we where gong back to kaitlyns
house WITH clothes LAWL.
and thenn
we thought there was a COP car infront of her house.
Rightt?
yeah mkay well so we all fricken
book it back to the window we came outta.
and then we where looking out the window. THERE
was TWO people in there. HAVING SEX! yeah um YEAH.
so kaitlyns like "lets go out there"
us "why?"
Kaitlyn "they are infront of my house i just wanna know who
it is"
so we go up stairs and grab two knives. i have one kaitlyns
has one and then Shuana and janine have thier muscles
wow. ladies. so we go out
we are all like "Exuse mem whos in there?"
no awsner
Kaitlyn "alex??"
the people where ducking

then we went back inside
say really um sexxual movment in the car.

her sister comes in a bit latter
kaitlyn in a creeps voice "so who where you with."
her"FUCK OFF"
she lets the guy in threw the window.
and takes him into her room

Shauna&&Britney&&Janine start
fucking MOANING!!!!!

Her freakin mom comes down stairs
SCREAMING in our faces. about make TOO much
noise. bahaha.

chicka chickaa yeah!

WOW talk about an epic night
most epic night everr!


RIMBEY
me,kaitlyn,lauren,brain dripper,lane
DRIVEN TRUCK
lauren SUCKS DICK
she riped off the tail a light
KICKIN OUT NOSE DRIPPER
me and kaitlyn
riden horses(DICK)
BEATRICE THE HORSE SMELT LIKE CHANK
tryen to see what gendar the kittins where
"look for there dicks"
feedin horses
KNEE BORING
I PWND EVERYONE
wagons down the hill
tramponing
walkin down the street in dollar store shitt
(GUNS,SWORDS,HAND CUFFS,NUN CHUCKS,CROWNS)
sleeping in the barn
everyone failed
BUT ME AND LANE
cought up in a drug deal
"I WANNA GO HOME"
(kaitlyn)
truck musem
going to town sacren ravens friend



-Walking Around Bowness With Ipod Doc
-Bus
-Sleepover
-Porno ahahha
-ICHIES

Love You Guys Must Do It Again

today me and britney asked my mom to drive us to the zoo
she said no cause shes a douche
i left turned off my cell and didnt tell my mom where me and britney went
so me and britney took
some random buss cause it was near my house and it was
coming to the stop it was aroudn the corner
it actually got us to the c train

we took the c train to the zoo
it was closing in like 30 minutes and they wernt letting people inso
me and britney seeked in and walked around for a bit saw some monkeys
and me being sacred of birds i screamed alot

then we took some buses and c trains to the movies
IT WORKED AGAIN

we watched mama mai

GOLD STAR
then we went back to brinteys so i wouldnt have to go home
more time my mom didnt no where the hell i was

then when i got home at 11
i did laundry cause my perants where sleeping
i woke them up pissed them off and packed for kaitlynss


So I Only Had 30 ish People Come To The Feild But We All Paartied The Shiit Out

Funny Things That Happened

- Skyler Laid Out Side Seven Eleven Yelling Im Dieing
- I Raked Some Guys Lawn At 1 Am
- Bought Gum (Omg Terrin Amzing)
- Bought Coffe At 2 Am With Dereck ( It Was Orgamismic)
- Walked To The Roasters Hen (Hatcher)
- Went To Blakes House After The Paarty ( Made Friends)
- Watched Movies ( Hills Have Eyes Some Other Shit)
- Danced
- Kim Throw A Slurpee At me
- Found Tyson And Jordan At A Paark Again Later on And Played On The Tire Swings
- I Got Some 20 Year Old To Buy Me Smokes




ANOTHER PAARTY WILL SURE TO COME SINCE THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD

 
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