Oh Ozumatli
your phone calls, however frequent
are never dull
and you always plan ahead for the next saturday night

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Best Friends/fhqwhgads
i wasn't the only one to lose the bet



Samuel and me


Friggen Deer


Dinner



Cory, my long lost brother who has gained weight and has a double chin



Oh my, we are a pair arn't we?



Eckville + Edmonton
Dear town of Eckville

if you by chance remember me
i am the guy from Edmonton, who
pretty much annoyed the heck out of you
my apologies
but i am glad those are your real clothes
and i only remember the names wade, tyrel, and erin
if those are not your names, i am sorry
Miss you guys
and your crazy antics
never forget Alford lake

Love, Jayme A.


Gotta love Camp



I am obviously not the big one




I am planning on stealing fish





I have a permenant Devil on my shoulder[/color]



How Millwoods am i?






HIGH SCORE: 18546

Quote:"Weres my drink"
"I have it"
"ISNT IT FANTASTIC?"




Quote:"Dont worry, Joel allready hates you!"
"MOM!"




Quote:"Teddy Geiger's A Babe"




Quote:Sexyback
"Turn it off, I hate this song"




Quote:Best First Impression Ever.

"I love how your jsut meeting my mom, and you have my clothes on"




Quote:"Man, He's attractive, i'd do him"
"you've said that about everyone"




Quote:"Why is there a beer can?"




Quote:"THIS! THIS! I WANT THIS!





Quote:"want to see how to make a boat?
not now taylor
ok, so this is what you do...."




Quote:"we got a free cheeseburger?
did you eat it already?
where was i? "




Quote:"come on, just play the wreckers, you are a stupid band "




Quote:
"i think that looked better on me ."




Quote:"is that map so you don't get lost in your house?




Quote:"cause it is raining in only that one spot
due to all the clouds."

My Recollections of the summer
Texting Hollie all summer, when she was gone away
Camping with Mellie
Walking through Killwoods everynight
stranded in Calgary, pfft
5 hours of sunlight, no tan, but sickness
sexually assualted by a homeless man
my first tan
Waterpark
Pajamas
Ikea
Summer school
free hamster
The destroyer is a proper name, bye clothes
Same shorts everday
my short lived job
the sprinkler
my first drink, and my last
home alone party, sorta
$330 jacket
Megan's house
Lulu belt
BubuLime
peeing in Westbrook/Meyokumin
"klondike days"
Splash and Ride pass
The Three people whom fell in love with me
video games
Egg Salad
constantly waiting for someone who won't show up
the zoo
Ser-Loras
Leah everyday
the museum
Heather's mom kidnapping me

Summer is for sillys anyway, real people make it through winter

Learn to appriciate the finer details of life

Have u ever realized that in the game of life, there is really only one choice, and that is
college, or career. Well, this is the game of REAL life that Heather and Layof made, but we got to choose everything, you can just read what we chose.

The Real Life: The Game of Sporatic Endings

Soo you wake one morning and you have to choose what to wear....
A. Slutty
B. Casual
C. Why get dressed? You have no reason to live
You choose Slutty because you are a grade 10 whore. sick, no one wants to be friends with that, shoulda stayed naked

As you walk down the street, in your street walking attire, you see something on the ground, do u
A. pick it up
B. Kick it
C. Eat it
Well, since you have no substancial income, besides the whoreing business, you decide that any meal is a good one about now
you eat it

As you get rushed to emergency, you have an epiphany, it is
A. That you should drop out of school, because you can freestyle rap your way through life
B. Become a world famous actress, in the adult film industry
C. Dog food is not just for dogs anymore, look at all those vitamins
Rapping your way through life just seems like the sensible answer

At your first battle, you
A. Diss that homey G's mom
B. Diss your mom
C. Forget to go
You are obviously so tied up in the drama that is your life, that you forget to go

You need to find a new dwelling, since you have been evicted, from the homeless shelter, for not showering
A. Move in with a guy who promises magic beans
B. Wear a disguise
C. Go angsty on us and kill yourself
Since we want to keep going, you move in with the bean man

As he tries to convince you to trade most of your worldly possessions (which by now, that is very little) for beans, You
A. Go, well duh, they are magic, thinking the problems will go away
B. Trick him to give them to you for free, in exchange for the use of your body
C. Decide you have heard this rhyme before, and diss his mom
You choose to trick him, why? because u are aching for a lay.

As you are tripping out on the magic beans, you see
A. Trolls
B. Sheep Dogs
C. The air
As of course we all know, sheep dogs don't exist, so trolls is the only obvious answer, you chum it up with this new friend of yours.

When you wake up, you find out you are pregnant, you decide to
A. Keep the baby, name him Rumplestilkskin and he is the greeter at Wal-Mart
B. Teach yourself the new trick of falling down the stairs
C. Trade the baby for more beans
Well, Beans are very good......

Well, 6 days later, you wake up on a boat....and it is rocking, do you.
A. Rock the Boat
B. Don't rock the boat, baby
C. Rock the Boat
D Don't tip the boat over
Well, the only logical answer is to rock the boat, because, well, you have island fever and are feeling the motion, damn those were good beans.

You drown, do u go to
A. Heaven
B. the Mall
C. Hell
You really have no choice, you sold your child for beans, of course you end up at the mall, just kidding, you are in hell
Chillin with hitler, and possibly Cher, she is really old.



Your life Grade - C+, that is a fairly reasonable life, atleast you didn't suffer a urinary tract infection. thank-you for playing the game of REAL life.




Welcome to lean dark's house
























Get ready to jump

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

You may have read this because you think gay marriage IS wrong, and you read the title of it. Though it is meant to disprove itself. Well don't you feel dumb. Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.

I like how when Stuart Little
gets trapped in the washer, i still get nervous
but i mean, he won't die
they made 2 other movies
they arn't sickos making movies
of dead animals, now are they?

Why is it everyone can just hack
their way into the goverment databases
no problem?
i can only find information using google
and google would not let me in there
so how do they do it?



Remember me?
i'm Polkaroo from
THE POLKA DOT DOOR



McKayla, why are u not afraid of the fire like i am? I believe it is because she is the Arsonist!

Good thing this fine Fire man helped us out






Rockin' The Suburbs









Dear car;
you remind me of a pig
Love Jayme



I have a banana phobia

Sorry i have to HATE you B1 and B2
it is just cause i am racist to all Bananas
and i can't even get to know u
just stay out of my life


If you go to the grocery store everyday for one month
chances are that two of those times
you will stand in line with a pimp






These are jobs that will either suit me in the future or not



The Gooders[/b]
Bee Keeper
Adult bookstore owner
Gold Panner
Roughneck cowboy
Balloon Shape management officer
Opposite advice giver
Professional Bus rider
Shampoo Commerical Actor
Daytime TV host (Show contains my own name)
A Company that will over take Joel's parents company( just because they hate me)
flyer distributor
World Explorer
Friend-maker
Prime Minister of Earth

The Not-So-Gooders
Banana Farmer
Donkey Kong
Pimp (i lack the skills to keep me hoes)
Calculator
Single Mother
Safari Engineer
Professional Vandalizer
Straight Person
Friend of the Elderly






Or i can be a full time Shadow Puppet

i harass internet people for fun
this is a convo between me and a pervert

he is green


just a comment - you look very cool :)

thanx
i like to think i am quite cool sometimes

you seem like you r!
you ever hook up for fun?

oh gosh no

oh gosh thats too bad! my loss!

i don't think it is too bad at all
i like to stay non-whorey

a moment or two of whorey might not be soooo bad?
interested at all?

no, i am the good kid who goes to class, and studies
and chills in the library

could i meet you between the book shelves for fun?! don't you ever get horny??

no
not really

anything i could do or offer to change your mind? :P

do u know where lago lindo is?

no - where is it?

it is the northern most comunity in edmonton
i live there
if u want to meet me, i can meet u at the elementary school

cool
address/directions?
what all would ya wanna do?
when? i need to grab a shower first

i will be at the playground at 4:30
and if u really want to go there and meet, u will find it

ok
i drive a black 4 door tracker.
what are you wearing?
whats the name of the school?
what are you into doing? what gets you off good?

Lago lindo elementary school
and i am wearing jeans and a light blue hurley tshirt

so what r ya into doing?
sucking? getting sucked? fucking? getting fucked? :P

uhh/....i dunno

what have you tried and what did ya like?

i am innocent in all aspects

ok - what all have you wanted to try?
i thought you were in sherwood park? you are not just setting me up r ya? you seemed to cool for that

no, i just changed my status
cause i used to live there and i missed it
i live right by lago lindo elementar

ok.
would i go right up 97 street?
what all are you into trying?

i am soo bad with roads
don't even trust me
and i dunno
we will see how it goes

ok - are you horny at least!? how big are ya?

u will find out

ok
i'm gonna grab a shower now and i'll see you and your mystery penis at 4:30 ok?!

ok sweet

uh - if you want me to get close to your little (or not so little!) mystery then make sure its freshly showered too ok :P

Ya u gross man, like i will actually show up

Whatever Go-Bot
Nothing Phases me anymore







Good Day
says Jayme Alexanon
i hate when people don't mention that
i am not known as
James, Jamye, Napoleon or Zeus
but u can if u want
i like eggs
when i grow up, i will be a professional bikini waxer
and model on the side
my arch nemisis is the lady on the bus
i hate spelling errors
but i make them
I most likely hate your hair in picture 4
i don't like when people wear winter jackets in the house
when my play-doh mixes
i HATE the word whatever
i type slowish
i have this problem
that i narrate my msn conversations out loud
accidently, but still, that is really not good
i love when YOU get the cereal toy first
i dislike Jake Gylenhal
and i know i spelt that wrong
he doesn't deserve proper spelling
i have asian friend(s)


Warrior Friends much?




Is anyone even a block parent anymore?

So, the most favourite time of my life
which cannot be beat
was the summer of 05
when Joel, Jayme, and Ashley[/b]
sat on the trampoline
and talked, swatted at invisible bugs
and avoided water drippings
i will never forget that.
The trampoline was a metaphor of our friendship
it has it's ups and downs
but u always have fun when u do it with your best friends




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this is my schizophrenic pig[/b]

Conversation between me and stranger
Them: hi
me: hi
them : hi
me: i like toast....
them: ME 2!!!! ur hot
me: i like zucchini



New conversation
Them: are u a puppeteer?
Me: if by pupeteer u mean reindeer and by reindeer u mean john deer and by john deer u mean "like-a-deer" and by "like-a-deer" u mean "like-a-FOX!"


NewER conversation
Me:What do u want to do (i said this while burping)
Ashley: AHHH..I don't want to play with Darth Vader

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I live for fridge

I live for Taboggan

In some places
black widow's hide in the
toilet
and bite ur bum
now who wants that?

MY WORD![/size]



Lago Lindo '06

Thanx for the privacy

AHHHHHH megan's grandma

Why yes, i do enjoy Fresca, the carbonated beverage





OPEN HOUSE


now this is how i role

Find Someone Who Calls You a bitch Instead Of Hot
Who Calls You Back to tell u how terrible a person u are When You Hang Up On Them
Who Will Lie to you Under The Stars And Listen To Your Heartbeat stop
Or Will Stay Awake Just To Watch You Sleep...and then take stuff from u


Wait For The One Who Kisses Your head(the lower one)
Who Wants To Show You Off To The World When You Are In Sweats and then tell u how ugly u are
Who Holds Your Hand, but not In Front Of Their Friends
Someone Who Is Constantly Reminding You Of How Much They Care about themselves
And How Lucky They are To Have You bring them sandwiches
The One Who Turns To Their Friends And Says "ya, him, we are just best friends"


RED YELLOW GREEN RED BLUE BLUE BLUE RED PURPLE GREEN YELLOW ORANGE RED




I AM A SLOTH!


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