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Name: Jeff aka Jeffy Valentino.
Age:18
Zodiac: scorpio
Fav Color: Blue, green, Black



Get on in that stinkin' Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
and it ain't enough room to fit the other chicks inside
I'm so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everything in siiiiiight
Me and my blueberrys together and everything's all right

Get ya lighters, roll that sticky, lets get higher (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its that fire
Get ya lighters, roll that sticky, lets get higher (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its that fire

Get the propane, rollin' things and lets blow this place uuuuuup
You already know whats uuup
I mighta had to pay some extra buuuuuucks
But I really don't give a fuuuuuck
Cuz a brotha feels great great great great great
But I'm barely awake wake wake wake wake
All bent outta shape shape shape shape shape
So stomp on ya brake brake brake brake brake
If u token good, then all my smokas, let me see ya flames
Don't know what ya got but my bag will, put yo stuff, ta shame
All tha different kinds of otha flavors, they don't mean a thing
You cant compare it don't stare cuz I got the ultimate Mary Jane

Get ya lighters roll that sticky, lets get higher (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its that fire
Get ya lighters roll that sticky, lets get higher (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its that fire

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The Golden Rules for pot:
1. If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and he doesn't, let him have a bit of yours.

2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.

3. he who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.

4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.

5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.

6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.

7. A match is a match:
Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize profusely.

8. Always:
Declare a bowl pooched if you think it is.
Reload

9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.

10. The little things that kill:
-Never miss 4:20.
-Thou shalt not triple toke.
-Save all your roaches for a "rainy day".
-Never clean anyone else's bowl without permission.

A Joint- $5
A Bong- $65
More weed for the bong- $25
Being able to get stonned for free because someone else owns the bong and the weed- Priceless


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has pushed a door
when it said pull
If you are the
other 2% who has pulled
then your not Normal
If you are the
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2% of the teenage population that hasn't tried smoking pot cause they're pussies.. If you are one of the 98% who has, copy this into your profile!

Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, speed, weed, and birth control.
Take a shot, hit a bong, party hard all night long.
One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor.
When you wake up later, have a little more.
Find a dealer, buy some weed, puff that stuff you know you need.
Party hardy, more rock 'n' roll, drink a micki, smoke a bowl.
Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high.
We wrote this sh*t to prove a point: lifes a b*tch without a joint.
So if in life you don't succeed, f*ck it all and smoke some weed.
We are stoners, we have class, f*ck with us we'll kick your ass.
So all you haters that think you're cool, think again cos stoners rule

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Scorpio (10/24-11/22)
Scorpios are the most sexual sign in the zodiac – something in which they take great pride. It's highly unlikely that you'll scare them off with intensity. In fact, the more serious you take your bedroom behavior, the better. Try a no holds barred approach. Dress so that you feel your most sexy (true sex appeal comes from the inside and savvy Scorpio knows this). In a moment of physical closeness (on the couch, in the car, at the dinner table if it's just the two of you – this is one sign where venue is not so important), look your Scorpio dead in the eyes and describe what you'd like to do to him/with him/in front of him – in detail. Just be sure that you’re up to the challenge!!



.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict
future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.


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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, or just a person you love, repost this onto your page

Shout out to all my main peeps who have been there for me through thick and thin

Alexa- u fuckn rock
Andrew- shit man we gotta catch up
Bev- Dam gurl goin on 4 years of knowin ya (wishin i could love u)
Brian- ..........?
Chip- Football with TANK *shit watch out*
Christine- where did ya disappear to??
Eli- World domination should be ur's
Gordie- sup polar bear
James- Hey man keep it real and get well soon, keep smokin da weed yo.
J.Wilson- Stoner, the nice side of me!! rofl
Jenny- the youth worker who caught my eye
Owen (fuckin) Tucker- Shit man u better get outta the psych soon
Phil- we had some fucked up times
Ronan- Sup
Ryan- Quay Rat
Shaely- The first girl I ever really dated
Simonya- My Azn Gangster
Stephi- I know people keep h8n on ya but still dont mean i dont care
Tom- Keepin it real yo
Wendy- she da peep who knows da suppliers

Fuck it just keep goin and goin.


FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRiENDS: Would Agree wit dis.


"Lips Of An Angel"

Honey why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud

Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice say my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And, yes, I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue

Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice say my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice say my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

Honey why you calling me so late?