Things that I think are awesome:
- Dishwashers. Seriously, you try living without one and you'll see how awesome they really are.
- Cruise Control. The first time I actually used it on the highway, I was shocked and amazed. Then I never used it again.
Things that I think are totally unchill:
- Piercings in/around the mouth. Seriously, people. Not hot. I want to throw fridge magnets at you.
- Seagulls. They eat garbage and shit on us and our cars. Jerks.
- Circular Reasoning. If you can't provide actual evidence or proof to support your argument... stop talking.
- Chainsaws. The sound of a chainsaw idling makes me cringe, and the sound of one being revved makes me cringe more. I blame Resident Evil 4.
- Suicidal/depressing people. Suicide is not the answer, dumbass. Neither is bitching and moaning. Got a problem? Not satisfied with life? Do something about it, something constructive. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE, MAKE A CHANGE.












