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BASICS

Height:
184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:
74 Kg - 77 Kg (161 lbs - 170 lbs)
Birthday:
December 13, 1986
Sexual Orientation:
Heterosexual
Dating:
Single
Living Situation:
Living with roommate(s)
Join Date:
10:29pm | Aug 14, '06
Profile Updated:
11:49pm | Apr 18, '12
Last Active:
27 minutes ago

OPINIONS!

Things that I think are awesome:

- Dishwashers. Seriously, you try living without one and you'll see how awesome they really are.

- Cruise Control. The first time I actually used it on the highway, I was shocked and amazed. Then I never used it again.

Things that I think are totally unchill:

- Piercings in/around the mouth. Seriously, people. Not hot. I want to throw fridge magnets at you.

- Seagulls. They eat garbage and shit on us and our cars. Jerks.

- Circular Reasoning. If you can't provide actual evidence or proof to support your argument... stop talking.

- Chainsaws. The sound of a chainsaw idling makes me cringe, and the sound of one being revved makes me cringe more. I blame Resident Evil 4.

- Suicidal/depressing people. Suicide is not the answer, dumbass. Neither is bitching and moaning. Got a problem? Not satisfied with life? Do something about it, something constructive. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE, MAKE A CHANGE.

INTERESTS

Reading Material:
Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Magazines, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry, Sci-fi
Movies:
Action, Animated, Anime, Comedy, Foreign, Historical dramas, Independent, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers
Art:
Acting, Body Art, Cartooning, Film/Video Making, Graphic Design, Photography, Theatre Directing, Web Design
Animals/Pets:
Dogs, Reptiles
Entertainment and Celebrities:
Movies, Music, Live Music (Concerts)
Video Games:
First person shooter, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Strategy
Cars:
Audio, Imports
Music:
Alternative, Classical, Drum & Bass, Electronica, House, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Progressive, Rock, Techno, Acoustic
Sports:
Hockey, Martial Arts, Paintball
Activities:
Current Affairs, Driving, Listening to music, Reading, Traveling
Musical Instruments:
Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Cello, Electric Guitar, Keyboard, Piano, Viola, Violin
Outdoor:
Fishing
Computers:
Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

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I'm the one with the goofy smile. Oh, that doesn't help? I'm on the right.

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Jelzinga Whoaaa I have a lot of messages. I haven't been online in more than a month

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05:21am | May 29, '12 | No Comments
I've always had it easy. Too easy. I have enjoyed advantages that my peers just never had. My family is supportive to a fault, my education got a head start so I was always a few steps ahead of my class. I have natural skill and I'm smart, I've always been able to figure shit out. But after all that, where does that leave me?

I never learned how to work for things I want.

Normally if I waited long enough, something would fall in my lap that I could use. It might not be ideal, or what I really wanted, but it would be something. Very rarely did I ever need to come up with a plan, and take steps to reach a goal. Twenty-five years old and I've gotten this far surviving on scraps and handouts.

I can't do it anymore. I need to dictate the path my life takes by working for it. But where do I start?

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