12 reasons to date an Airdrie Ace.
1.me, steve, keough, rob and kalen are down right fucken gorgeous.
2.cuz we know how to nail em
3.you should see our big digs (insider)
4.we can make you screem for more.
5.we can play 6 diffrent positions and we use them all
6.steve looks dead sexy in his short shorts with his boner (cialas boy)
7.we dont take shit from reffs Rob does and then gets in shit cuz of kalen.
8.did you here about epic? oh yea haha.
9.all of us volleyball players are hot except postie cuz he breaks out in hives lol
10.we can fucken box like no 1 else haha right chris and kalen haha
11.becuase no one wants the girls from vernon to have all the fun (eh jenn)
12.becuase we are the 3rd best team in western Canada

Hockey Players
The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates
a great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are
the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It
doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is
absolutely perfect for the next couple hours.Here's to faceoffs, saves, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early
mornings, breakaways, big glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, broken twigs, new skates,
dropping the mits, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y"?to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up games, outdoor rinks, tape to
tape sauce, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey.Why?
Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your
lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because?one save can make you smile all night, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard, the uneducated pussies always ask? ..It's never been for the fucking the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame.??The Boys' play because we fucking love it ...

WHAT A GIRL WANTS FROM A GUY

1. when you say your gonna call you better call
2.never say something just to make a girl happy because you think that is what they want to here “like I love you”
3.always tell the truth about everything
4.always be there when they want to talk
5.when they need you the most make sure your there for her
6.never let a girl walk home by herself(never know what other kind of guy she may find)
7.never pressure things on her
8.if you have a problem with something make sure you talk to her about it
9.don’t only call when you want to do something girls like it when you just call to talk
10.don’t lie and say you have been with more girls then you really have been because it may be the wrong number to some girls
11.don’t just let a girl beet you it may hurt her more thinking she has to be lied to to win
12. they love to play fight but not to rough
13.girls like it when you not so shy and you can do any thing in front of her
14.girls love it when you joke around with her but make sure your nice about it
15.keep your personal hygiene good (no one likes to kiss someone who is dirty)
16.if you do drugs or smoke or something and we ask tell them(some girls just don’t care if you smoke) we like you for who you are
17.don’t leave your girl friend alone for you friends for a long time
18.if you ask if we’re mad and we say no but we look like it just say we half to talk and then say tell me the truth what is wrong(don’t ask in front of your buddies and her friends because they just might not have the guts to tell you in front of everyone
19.if we look mad at you try and make things better if you actually care because it makes things worse when you don’t pay attention
20.if something happens during something make sure you let them know because they would like to know these things to see if they can fix it
21.make sure the girls don’t change for you because we tend to do that sometime but its not on purpose we just want to make you happy
22.look into her eyes when you say I love you but only if you mean it
23.never lead a girl on and then break there hearts
24.never cheat on a girl…you could be making the wrong choice because girls aren’t dumb they know when things are going on their just to afraid to admit it

WHAT A GUY WANTS FROM A GIRL
1. show up naked with food





15 Reasons To Date a Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because Baseball players only know how to hit balls
11. After they score they go for more
12. They hit hard
13. They always go for who they want
14. They can do it inside or out
15. They can do it anytime of the day

people that have to die especialy when there your friends
*Dan my thoughts are always with you*
*Corbett you will never be forgotten*
*Chris to soon for such a great guy to go*
*Jim thank-you for everything you did for my dad*
***Gram thank you for all the memories you were a wonderful grandparent who had a a full, beautiful life thank you for everything and you will always be in my heart and thoughts***
*Hailey you deserved so much more*
*Fowler man i know alot of people didnt like you but whatever they just didnt know you well enough man for all the good times heres to you*