30 ways to make a girl smile . . . . .
1 . Tell her she is beautiful.
2 . Hold her hand whenever you can. she loves that.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her shes the only girl you wanna be with.
6 . When she is upset tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they mean the most.
8 . Call her baby.
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
12 . Introduce her to friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . talk to her without having to kiss her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17 . tell her when you miss her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . open her car door.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . randomly tell her when you think she looks her best.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Dont EVER ignore her, no matter who is around.
28 . Kiss her in the rain.
29. tell her EVERYTHING thats goin on in your life. she wants to know.
30 . WHEN you fall in love with her . . . Tell her.



Colby baby, I love you with all my heart and nothing will ever change that. We are just 4 months shy of a 4 year relationship and I am so greatful that I was able to share that part of my life with you. You have changed me in so many ways, and brought out the best in me...and the worst, but the one thing that i love about us is that we both fit together so perfectly. There is nobody that can make me laugh, make me cry, and make me act the way that you do, and that is one thing that i will always want to hold on to for the rest of our lives. I love you so much Colby

JESSELYN ~GRADE 12 ~EMPLOYED ~FUTURE PARAMEDIC

YOU KNOW WHAT!!!
I am so sick and tired of hearing all you shallow guys out there who are always talking about how hot a girl is because she is so skinny and has absolutely nothing to them. Wow they have a small waste, tiny hips, big full breasts, etc. and that is what makes a girl sexy or beautiful or something like that. That is just the stuff to make other girls who arent like that feel self conscious, and unworthy. Well let me tell you guys something, bigger girls are beautiful too. There is just more to love thats all. For example, I have a large bone structure, thus giving me bigger hips and a larger look. Yes i have a little excess fat in places that are very noticeable but there is not alot that i can do about that. There are many girls out there that are in the same boat and may be worse. Ya we dont have that slim sleek figure you guys call "sexy" but its what we were given. It is so demeaning to walk outside and see a bunch of guys complimenting a skinny girl and turn around to give you a disgusting look... We all cant be blessed with that but we get what we get. So what Im trying to say is, please give us other girls a chance because even though we may not be able to fit into a size 6 pants, we are still beautiful...


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If you guys know this then props to you!

When she acts shy, say i love you
when she runs away from you,chase her
when she puts her face near yours, kiss her
when she punches and kicks you, hold her tight
when she is silent,shes thinking of how to say i love you
when she ignores you, she wants your ATTENTION!
when she pulls away, grab her by the waist and never let her go
when you see her at her worst, tell her shes beautiful!!!
when she screams at you, tell her you love her and that you mean it
when you see her walking, sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist
when shes scared, tell her everything will be ok cause shes with you



This poem was written on my friend Kade's page and when i saw it, it literally brought tears to my eyes


LAUGHING TEST I BET YOU CANT WATCH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND NOT LAUGH

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
2 people were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile

Here you go ladies...The comebacks you've always needed

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Woman:HIding from you.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yes, that's why I dont go there anymore.

Man:Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?
Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.

Man:Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:Do not enter.

Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:Unfertilized.

Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:But would you stay there?

Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman:Really, I'd put F and U together.


Okay so alot of people know that I have this insane obsession with cows. I think they are the most adorable animals. So I figured I had to put some on my page.





Oh and not to mention the other thing I really like.....COWBOYS FUCK YA





Just some random funny stuff





I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO "IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT" by Jack Sparrow

Some more awesome videos

The guitaring on this is AMAZING





YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS ONE



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