I am Jim Possible
Most of you may not know me, but know my long lost sister, Kim Possible
I'm just her long lost brother even she doesn't know about.
She turned out uber famous, I turned out to be a low-wage superhero.
One day I'd like to meet her and have her make fun of my loser/uber-ness

Anyways, I am an asian superhero. I have a good relationship with Captain Awesome and Bob.
I own all with my uberness in all. I am not a very nice guy, so I charge $5 to do my uberly wicked superhero things.. My superpowers are playing wicked guitar solos and beating up bad guys. Yes I am awesome.

I Now also have a sidekick. Her name is the Invisibility Girl, aka Alyssa aka pinkshurbert. She's just a darling, and she puts up with my weird fetishes and just plain creepy weirdness. i luvs you sugar. <3

I love brunettes because they are teh secks. Blondes are nice too but most blondes I've met are dumb as bricks, so no offense to any blondes who are exceptionally smart, and erm... I don't really know what to say about redheads...

I Can't Stand It Anymore... I don't care if I get pummeled with messages from stupid christians. Jesus Sucks. Christianity sucks. Christianity is for people who can't stand the fact that they're worthless pieces of shit and it gives them something to forget their meaningless existance. So all you christians. Go Fuck yourselves!

By the way... Phillip= awesome 1337ness. (*insomniac*)

http://n0cluec0mics.blogspot.com = My Webcomic

According To My Poll People Are Filth!
and here's my reasoning... not really, it's just more of a rant about how much people suck shit.

"... everyone needs to die!

everyone! if god got rid of like people during fucking noah's time, when the people were way more fucking humane... he'd wipe us all out now. but, since there's no god, i just hope a nuclear holocaust happens. then everyone will die, and hopefully, life will begin anew into better, smarter, more efficient people. cuz human beings right now, is a fucking joke.

so if christians are right, and God is really, truly up there, he'd kill us all right now, or just trigger a nuclear holocaust, so the aliens watching us can laugh all themselves to death."



My Soon To Be Awesome Band

Stuff. Stuff like my Guitar, my Computer, my Piano, My Marshall Amp, my Mp3s and Not Pron.

Food. I enjoy a number of different food. I actually eat virtually anything that is offered. I really enjoy Kraft Dinner and anything microwavable. I don't like eating fastfood cuz they make me feel sick half hour later. Coke and Dr. Pepper are the kings.

Music. I love music. It's like my gateway to happiness... almost. I love bands such as Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, AC/DC (pft, who doesn't love AC/DC nowadays...), Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Metallica and so on and so forth. I enjoy playing my guitar, and my piano. Music is awesome. Question to all Van Halen fans: Do you count Van Halen III as a Van Halen album? Just wondering.

People. Well... it's no longer "people", it has become "person". Alyssa. The one person I care about and matters the most to me. I luvs you.

Movies. Movies are nice. I love things that keep me from facing the harsh truth of reality. Favourite movies to name a few would be: Pulp Fiction, Finding Nemo, Dawn of The Dead (original), Evil Dead, All the Batman movies (including Begins), Bruce Almighty, White Noise and etc. Jumpy movies are fun to watch eh alyssa? haha.

Weird Likings. Ears, they are sexy... Braces, they're sexy too. Legs, I don' t think that's too weird... I have a weird obsession with Eyes, eyes are nice.

Others. The Simpsons... it's like my bible, I quote Simpsons all the time, and I've probably memorized all the lines from all the episodes I've seen... Yes I'm quite pathetic. I also like the half tone keys aka black keys on the piano... Does anyone else notice that the piano is quite racist? White keys are called whole tones and the black keys are called half tones. What's up with that? I also like clocks. I don't know why, I just do.

OH MY GOD YOU CAN LEAVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!!! I LOVE NEXOPIA!!!

I hate things. I'm just gonna list them.

::::hatred towards people::::
smokers
drinkers
druggies
whores, not just people who fuck random people at parties, i mean prostitutes whores.
sluts, now these would be the fuckers who fucks random people at parties.
people who are all of the above
people who think they know all, but don't
people who take advantages of people
people who won't shut the fuck up
people who tries to control other people
people who backstabs other people
people who are loud and annoying
people who talk about other people behind their backs
people who just goes and tells everyone everything
people who just suck and are fired (dave lol)
Christians
hypocrites
posers
idiots

i would start naming certain people on this, but they wouldn't appriciate that very much.

::::General things::::
cameras and/or the act of getting a picture taken
religion (mainly christianity)
rain
wrongly set up EQ and the people who set them that way


Wow, isn't it cool that i just hate people? Haha, if you're one of those kinds of people, go away.