Greetings,

I am Joseph. Just so you know, I am no longer the king of anything. I ruled this nice little island in the south pacific until I was exiled after a bloodless coup. You try to increase worker productivity by canceling casual Fridays and the next thing you know you’re on the first catamaran for New Zealand. Talk about ungrateful, I’ll return to a hero’s welcome once their economy collapses, but until then…

I’m almost your average male student at the U of S, almost. Right now, a first year engineer. I'd like to think of myself as one of those rare nice guys; polite, friendly and a bit shy until you get to know me. But that doesnt mean that I dont have a darker side. I like to stay in shape but still find time to watch lots of cartoons. Favorite series has to be Ghost in the Shell, although Cowboy Bebop is a close second.

Grew up in a small town but enjoy living in the city now. I like walking and biking around saskatoon. Theres lots to see and do if youve got the right mindset. The simple things in life are the best. I love being unique/being myself, which can be difficult at times.

Oh, yeah…
On a scale of ambition from 1 to 10, 10 being Napoleon and 1 being that 40 year old, unemployed guy down the street who still lives in his mother’s basement, I’d rate about a 6.5. That is until I get thrown into a game of Risk. May the sun never set on my empire of cardboard and plastic.

Feel free to message me or comment on my page.

Tea at night
Good books
Inspiration (from people, movies, books, etc.)
People who pursue their dreams
Rebels with legitimate causes & uphill battles
Sugar highs
Wookies
Cheesecake
Witty people and comments
Going for long walks
Thinking
False news reports
Cartoons
Good lyrics in songs
People who are good at what they do (ie Professionals), and enjoy their work
Being liked or hated for who I actually am (its so refreshing)
Making sarcastic remarks around people who take everything at face value
Pickles!



Things Disliked By Joseph

Talking about oneself in third person,
People who complain too much
Pore Speling
Getting hit with socks, but its nice when their warm and clean
Terrorists
Broken beerbottles
Phonies (Holden Caulfield had a point)
Excessive swearing, ie pointless
People who serve raw chicken
Yeah, who actually likes liars, cheaters, ect?



I Dispise (North) American Society in regards to the following:
Living beyond ones means
The importance placed on material possessions and superficial qualities
A combination of decreasing civility along with an over abundance of political correctness
Campaigns that become dependent on smearing the other guy instead of explaining what they would do if elected

Yeah, its prolly always been that way but I still dont have to like it.

I listen to a whole bunch of music but I do have some favorite bands such as...

Guster, the Decemberists, Barenaked Ladies, Taking Back Sunday, the Shins, Flogging Molly, Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Death Cab for Cutie.

Also love music by:
Neil Diamond, John Mellancamp and Billy Joel.

Neil Young and Bob Dylan are super cool, definately my two favorite artists.