My name is Darcy. I am Jolly. Yes.

I'm 19 and I'm an actor.

I believe in being creative, honest, and yourself.

University of Victoria. Theatre, naturlich.

"Incidentally, this will kill all the animals."

How far down was it? Two.

If I tell you I'm researching Physics, I'm likely just playing Civ IV.

"Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." "The boy, sir?" "You, Kif, you lay out my formal shorts."

I like:
Theatre
Acting
Teching
ARTSTREK 2006!!
The Phoenix and all of its victims... er... students
Movies
Soccer
Hockey
My Family
My Friends
My Life
KNVB
when things just work
oreos
fortune cookies
when people are honest
Snakes... on a Plane
elipses
the play-by-play announcer in Buffalo
nights at BP's with the lads
Zapp Braningan
Ulm
Star Wars (yeah... yeah...)
Scrubs!
Matthew Good
Live
The Goo Goo Dolls
Yellowcard
mini-fridges
when people say "hi" and actually feel like talking to you
Arsenal
Amnesty International
being VFD Darcy
volpe piccola
life, love, and good will
Counting Crows
brit-coms

I Dislike:
Drugs
Rude People
misunderstandings (minor and major)
when people can't say what they mean
when people freak out and won't tell you why
when people dislike things or argue for no reason (ex. "I hate the French." "Why?" "Because they're French!")
Ann Coulter... closed minds should come with closed mouths
strep, mono and stomach ulcers... they can fuck right off
hidden charges (like assault)
when mini-fridges don't keep things cold
having all the courses I want offered at the same time, and only at that exact time
Waluigi... what's he trying to pull?
when people are racist against Ryan
that I haven't convinced Gen that she should go to ArtsTrek have a daughter named Gen, so she can be "ArtsTrek: The Next GENeration"
how awful that was
distance
bad awful days

The following words have been blacklisted:
retard
idiot
fugly
angst
that tune from Bumper Boats
Bumper Boats
shud, wud, cuz, u, y, o... you get the point
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." (especially when your milkshake clearly only brings HALF the boys to the yard, the lower half)