Misty says:
Flowers just for you for Valentines Day…may someone spoil you rotten!
Judge says:
Someone will…me lol
Misty says:
That's what I say…gonna rush to the florist.. arrange for a bouquet to be delivered signed…Your MAN WHORE XOXO
Misty says:
Should get the tongues wagging
Judge says:
Awesome idea. Add some balloons to lol
Judge says:
Use my name… Judge. How do they know I'm not really a Judge lol
Misty says:
You should have Fed-Ex that Dildo to arrive today. Now we on a ball here!
Judge says:
Hahahaha, you really want me to find you a vibrator don't you lol
Misty says:
I just think its funny that you have quick access to all these things
Misty says:
Think I'll be too shy to use it.
Judge says:
Quick…can have one in my slutty little hand with 30 mins and that includes travel time lol!!
Judge says:
Shy? Huh?
Misty says:
I'd be lying in my bed wondering what to do with the thing
Judge says:
You will be alone, so shy doesn't apply unless u r shy of yerself??? lol
Misty says:
Use it as a back massager since its been so long I've forgotten what to do
Judge says:Shall I give you step by step or do u know what explore and experiment mean ? lol
Judge says:
Well if you got a electric spot on yer back go hard girl!!!!
Misty says:
HAHA
Misty says:
You'll probably have to send me a step by step manual with the bloody thing..
Judge says:
Ok get ready to print the directions lol

Judge says:
1. Read directions, follow loosely.
2. Ensure you have enough charged up batteries. They have plug in ones
but where u are batteries more reliable
3. Turn the sucker on
4. Run over yer body and when it makes u tingle stop for a minute
5. Fantasize bout the hot young stallion at yer mercy
6. Use vibrator to bring one to a mind blowing orgasm
7. Have a cigarette and cuddle with the orgasm giver
8. Put in underwear drawer and get a good cat nap in...*sigh*

Misty says:
I'm telling you are missing your calling as an author..
Misty says:
Absolutely brilliant I'm in stitches
Misty says:
I find it funny considering this conversation and asking for a step by step manual
Misty says:
Thought it would be longer than 8 steps though
Judge says:
I should copy this convo and put it in my notes on my Blogs.. Hahahaha
Judge says:…and hey KISS - "Keep it Simple Sister"..
Judge says:
a vibrator is not complicated trust me. They can go in whatever orifice you choose, can be used with or without vibration, and some come shaped and in all sizes of penis's. Rainbow colors too, and some even glow in the dark!
Misty says:
You are a legend
Judge says:
Why am I a legend?
Misty says:
I just think you hilarious
Misty says:
The way you put the whole vibrator thing…if you post it please send me the links so I can see our convo
Misty says:
Just don't use my name rather something like Virgin 101
Judge says:
or.. Vibrator Virgin 101
Vibrator Virgin 101 says:
That's it
Judge says:
Soft porn for the masses by Judge….
Judge says:
Lol
Vibrator Virgin 101 says: HA - HA

Have no idea what is to follow. Can’t even guarantee my brain in gear as I type. But what the hell, might as well really get to know me eh?!?

How bout some random facts:

I became a Certified Nurses Aid when I was 18.

I have a grade 12 diploma I got when I was 24. Since then I have taken multiple courses on a variety of things… Computers, customer service, personal interests i.e.: Pranic Healing.

My main strengths are my communication skills, my intuition and empathic ability, my survival instinct, and my sense of humor.

My main weaknesses are my ability to sabotage myself before anyone else can, my penchant for doing everything the hard way, my ability to help you but not myself on occasion.

I am a Gemini and fit the description of one. My stubbornness is from a Taurus influence. As a twin, there are always two of us to deal with…the inside and outside Judge, the good and evil Jude, the smart and dumb Joody, you never know which one yer gonna get.

I am aggressive to a fault sometimes but most times due to self confidence.

I am always right…

My favorite milkshake is strawberry; favorite ice cream is Haggan Daz, any flavor.

My favorite meat is bison on at the moment, salmon, tuna, and chicken/turkey follow a close second.

I like Spinach, hate liver, organs are not food.

I almost became Mrs. Peach…Mrs. Judy Peach…nope didn’t work!

I lost my virginity at 17. My mother thinks I lost it at 15…

I have dated a variety of men, some good, some not so much and a few total assholes.

I married the one that surprised everyone…he was a good man and treated me right from the get go to the end. I carry him in my heart still, always will.

I am alone, but far from lonely. My phone rings way to much for that.

I love to read and don’t do it enough…reading excites my brain, fires up my imagination.

I have had sex in the back seat of a Dodge Torino, the Calgary tower and behind my father in laws house while they were home, on a houseboat, and on an island.

I want to have sex in space…

I once had a herd of sheep, deer, a flock of fat Canadian geese, a lot of rodents, a couple of falcons. The sheep were the only penned ones. The rest just shared my space at their will.

I have had a lot of best friends, married one of them. All them out did and do themselves on my behalf.

I have met famous people, Rod Stewart, knew the Hart boyz (wrestlers) long before they were famous, Blue Rodeo, Roy Orbision, and used to have beers with a Premier of my province long back when he was a reporter.

My friends crack me up on a regular basis, I have laughed till it hurt with most of them.

These are just a few things bout me…There is more, so stay tuned eh![/font][/font]