I'm Jordan Coulby
Iive in Whitby
My friends are the sickest
Couldn't live without :Aaron, Maddy, , Jenna, Bolahood, Lindsay, Codie, B-Rad, Scott,Brenter, Braden, Crossfeild, Curtis, Reider, Mikey,Steph, Rapos, and Erika
good times last forever
Drinking memories are what keeps my friday nights going
I love sports
I love to run, play hockey, soccer, and pretty much anything
I hate being busy
but I don't think I could live with being bored
I'm smart, but i do shitty in school
I wear number 7 in House league hockey
13 in rep
I'm #1(goalie) for all soccer and #5 orr 7 when i play out
lacrosse I was always 8
and my football number Favorite is 28, but cause I'm QB its 1-18 so 13
Im Irish
and I HATE! how everyone says their Irish, like honestly I dont think 90% of the worlds Irish just cause your scottish or have cousins 5000 years ago in Ireland doesn't mean your irish bitch, now red hairs, thats authentic Irish
Me and Reider have the dumbest Conversations
Personannly I love em
I work at Macdonalds
Laugh now cause bitch I got to dress up as Grimes yeah Grimes the big purple dude
the ppl there are soooo jokes
me and scott can make people puke in laughter
Me reider aaron and mikey almost got stabbed in the face
and now i'll never get drunk in pizza nova again
and thats about it if you wanna know more talk to me




Bands:
Amber Pacific!!<333333333
October Falls <3
Hello Goodbye
YellowCard
Offspring<3
Blink
Angles and airwaves
My Former Self<3
Equlibrium
Summerside
Short Line hero
Fall out boy
Hush Sound
Panic!
In flames
I hate Kake
Sasoin
Hawthorne Heights
Cauterize<3
Social code<3
Foo Fighters
Fountain of Wayne
Emeniem
Hit the lights<3
Race to the sun
Relient K
Mase
Dre
Bob Marley
Chamillonaire
Bullet for my Valintine
Broken Social Scene
Jack Johnston
The Johnstones
Mxpx
Box Car racer
Afi
Areosmith
The academy is...
Weezer
Thrice
The yeah yeahs
The fall of Troy<3
Switchfoot
Sugat cukt
Sublime
Sr71
Something corporate
Silverstein
Sensis fail
Rise against
Protest the hero
Anberlin
Natorious B.I.G

Just Good Time.....

At Work:

when justin ordered a mcflurry and they thought it was for me so the whole fucking staff worked on it for 5 minutes putting everything in it, everything, even a nugget just cause they wanted to see my face lmao

scott- The Chinses chick who was really Loud over the drive thru thing and we couldnt understand Lmao

Getting a concussion by Mel smoking me in the head with a heavy box

Oprah's here Oprah's here!! lmao andrew

Burning my self on the fry oil lol brad and danny

lmao! shannon getting hit by a car in drive thru

someone throwing a Diet Coke at eric in the drive thru LMFAO

Derek falling through the window.

Me beating the shit outta Eluara, Carm, Steph, and Lindsay

OMFG when the 40 year old asian manager said " I just want a young guy with a nice ass" and Called Tammy "a Nasty bitch" LMFAO

me always giving Danny Happy meal toys


me and Scott making up the game called "Cash man!" while on Drive Thru aha good times





Hockey Season with Mr.Taylor and Mr Lowe, and of course weekends with Reider too.

You know cause erins all bout his health LMAO funniest thing ever

Aaron shitting in the feild

Me falling off that Pile

AHHHHHHHH! lmao reider....ROBOT!

You bitches going Jordans hurt....Lets leave

LMAO me tanked and running into the door at Pizza Nova

Me and Reider talking bout stilts for about 30 minutes

Lmao almost getting stabbed

Getting tanked in pizza nova

Adam reid pissing in the middle of the road



My Party:
Lmao Alex jumping in the middle of the 2 trees instead of on the big one.

Carlton and Cooker drunk fighting lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHH lol Irish Robot lol