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I'm not Fred Flinstone but i can make your bed rock

BASICS

Height:174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10")
Weight:56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:March 08, 1989
Sexual Orientation:Bisexual/Open-Minded
Dating:Single and not looking
Living Situation:Living with roommate(s)
Location:Canada
Join Date:06:04pm | Jul 12, '05
Profile Updated:01:41pm | Dec 15, '09
Last Active:09:33am | Jan 29, '12

INTERESTS

Art:Body Art, Cartooning, Doodling, Journal Writing, Singing, Writing
Cars:Drifting, Modifications, Offroad
Sports:Basketball, Body Building, Boxing, Car racing, Dance (competitive), Football (American), Hiking, Hockey, Jogging, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, Swimming, Volleyball, Weight lifting, Wrestling, Yoga
Activities:Cooking, Driving, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Reading, Shopping, Traveling, Volunteering
Outdoor:Camping, Going to the beach, Hiking, Backpacking, Exploring, Sightseeing, Suntanning

ABOUT ME

Hey, well I'm not sure that there's tonnes I can say about myself.

I volunteered at an animal shelter that takes in abused or surrendered animals and I loved every minute of it. It's a great feeling to be helping out with animals; they are my passion.

I like to spend as much time as I can surrounded by people I love while experiencing new things and experimenting. Although trust doesn't come easy for me I'm an in-the-closet romantic and secretly waiting for my Prince/Princess Charming to sweep me off my feet.
....Although being dragged along like in Shrek looked like fun.

I like people with a good sense of humor and who love animals though a fear of spiders is understandable. They're the scariest things other than the dark.
Haha yup I'm afraid of spiders, the dark, and my older sisters. Though slowly I'm getting over some of the fears.

My goal in life is to travel around Africa and Australia and become an audiologist. Get a license for piercings.

"reality is what you make it to be"
"great minds can entertain an idea without accepting it".


I'm a believer that if you believe in it, it becomes true. Even if sometimes you're the only one who thinks it's true.

I love to write and i'm teaching myself slowly how to play the guitar and i've begun to write my own song with the tedious help of my friend. by tedious i mean he plays faster then i can so i can never get it to sound as good and this angers me. haha

Poetry Corner
Love is seeing him how no one else does
Love is when u no hes not perfect but u see him perfectly
Love is thinking about him day and night
Love is when he means the world to you
Love is when noone else nos how you feel
Love is the best feeling u can feel

There will not ever be anyone like me.
I am special because I am unique.
I am stardust and dreams.
I am light.
I am love and hope.
I am hugs and sometimes tears.
I am the words "I love you".
I am swirls of blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, and the colors no one can name
I am the sky, the sea, the earth.
I trust yet I fear.
I hide yet I dont hold anything back.
I am free
I am a child becoming an adult.
I am me, and me is just right

Just For Giggles
1. A day without sunshine is like, night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember: half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16. Eagles may soar, but dogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
18. I intend to live forever -- so far so good.
19. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
21. The only substitue for good manners is fast reflexes.
22. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have.
23. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
24. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
25. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
26. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.
27. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
28. Bills travel though the mail at twice the speed of checks.
29. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
30. Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will always take the longest.
31. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
32. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day.
33. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
34. The colder the x-ray table the more of you body is required on it.
35. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
36. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.
37. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
38. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
39. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
40. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
41. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
42. The sooner you fall behine the more time you'll have to catch up.
43. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
44. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
45. Get a new car for you spouse -- it'll be a great trade!
46. Plan to be spontaneous -- tomorrow.
47. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
48. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
49. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
50. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Canadians is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".

Stupid Lines

your like a payphone, you have to get paid to get used!
your so fat that when you ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton!
your so ugly when you were born you're momma had to tie a porkchop around your neck so that the dog would play with you!
your dad's like cement it takes him two days to get hard!
omg what's that ugly thing on your neck! oh that's just your head!
you have one of those mighty minds-mighty empty!

Back in the Day

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Mommy i want to be a princess!... wait! parilment has more power
i am indepant and abusive stay da hell outa my way
There are easier things in life than finding a good man.. nailing jello onto a tree, for example
You were my favorite mistake
My cow died i dont' need your bull
You were born an original don't die a copy
I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?
If you want control get a remote
when god made me he was just showing off.
never give a guy a slap... if he deserves one give him an all out beating!
Remember-hating me won't make you pretty
guys, you can't live with them, but they won't go away
Your slower than a stampede of turtles walking through peanutbutter
If a man says something when no one is around is he still wrong?
Your as fake as a $3 bill


Other than that the rest about me you'll have to learn yourself because I can't think of what else to write

LIKES

girls
rainbows and rain(puddle stomping)
summer
people with confidence, but not cocky
Wayne**:P haha just had to put you in there hunni your my best friend**,
Kitty **my other best friend, lover where your tit at?? damm migration!**
My GURLS on here ya all caps because your the best,
water sports,
the smell of chocolate chip cookies baking,
basketball, drawing, writing poetry,
finally being free.
and I can't think of anything else.
exploration


Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup.
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares & how lucky he is to have you.
The one who turns to his friends and says, 'That's her'

Find a girl who cries when you get mad because she cares,
who laughs at your dumb jokes that she's heard before,
who knows when to just listen and hold your hand,
who realizes that some nights are boys nights and not to get mad,
who snuggles under your arm before she can sleep,
who holds your hand even when your wearing something ridiculous that she hates,
who dresses up to impress you and wears your favorite clothes so you notice,
who is always showing her affection because she cares
who phones just to wish you sweet dreams


Quotes
"Will power is for those who live in fear" - Me

"Personally I think that the definition of random should be pickles because it captures the essence of the word, wouldn't you agree?" - Me

"House Nigger" - Hope

"And then i'll be all like 'hey dan you better like me because our names rhyme'" - Hope
"No they don't " - Me
"They would if my name was Stan... duh" - Hope

"When she walks she walks with passion, when she talks ... " - Maneater by Nelly sung by Chelsea and Julia
"Is that by fallout boy?" - Hope

"Screw you and your shoeless horse you rode in on" - Sheldon

"Aww well 0 out of 3 isn't bad" - Hope (after she confused 2 orders)

"Dickass" - Kori

"Jesus can't talk on water because he's paralyzed" - Hope
"Don't you mean walk" - Me
"Yes walk on water" - Hope

"he may be musically inclined, but that doesn't mean he'll shake your muracas" - Julia

"I saw your ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend today. She's pretty ugly." - Wayne
"They dated when he was fifteen" - Me
"So she's like a dog. cute when she's a puppy but looks like a dog now" - Wayne

"Larger? Larger isn't a word. more likely obese" - Wayne
"That doesn't mean larger isn't a word" - Me

"Bathroom counter material" - Amanda (those twins... smell so good)

"Personally I think it should be called Fruit of the Loins not Loom" - Chelsea (as she does her best impression of coming out of a womb)

"My teacher's f-f-fat" - Lynsie
"Stutter, stutter much" - Julia
"What did she say?" - Kori
"She already said it ... three times" - Julia

"Tree-Rex" - Me ( watching jurassic park)

"You should go into a crack competition" - Lynsie

"Hello?" - Hope and I in the bathtub of our hotel in bathingsuits washing off our newest marker creation
"Umm are you in the bathroom?" - Our roomate
"Yeah, she's washing my back" - Me
"Oh I'm not sleeping in the same room anymore" - Roomate who then takes other blanket
"Guess we have to sleep together being there's only one blanket" - Me
"Ooohhhh" - Roomate being grossed out in the morning that me and my best friend slept in the same bed as eachother due to lack of sleeping material

"You know how everyone thinks bisexuals have sex all the time. they'll sleep with anything" - My teacher

"Shampoo burns your fu-fu" - Chelsea

"Nympho just sounds better then slut. Makes it sound like your a fairy" - Taylor

"I'm not stupid" - Sheldon just before he picks up the phone and holds the mic to his ear

"(Yawn) Julia, were the K-K-K the people who hated them niggers?" - Hope
"I guess you could say it like that.... i wouldn't but you could" - Me

"I was just masterbating with his penis in me... i wanted to be ready for sex" - Girl
"That is sex babe" - Me

"My boxer elastic gives me wrist burn when i masterbate, you know?" - Sheldon

"Being kind will get you far in life" - Jones pop bottle lid
"How philosphical" - Hope reaction to me reading the pop bottle
"Umm... Hope... It's on my pop bottle " - Me
"OH ... what does mine say?" - Hope
"I don't know" - Me

"I won a popcorn fight with Kori and Bre last night" - Me
"Well if you throw it at the computer screen your obviously going to win" - Hope
- Me

"I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on" - Me watching violent lesbian porn

"Choke me Bitch" - lesbians in the porn

"Let's make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole" - Renae

"The bumpersticker has a seeing eye dog.. does that mean the driver's blind?" - Stephanie

"Sup Cutie" - Amanda

"I just don't want to see you become a slut and pregnant in a years time" - Exboyfriend

"I like your eyes" - almost everyone

"You have the nicest teeth I'd ever dreamt of cumming across" - Rod

"What the hell are you doing?" - Eric
"I'm a ninja " - Me
"What? " - Eric
"The movie store detectors give you cancer. If I have to get cancer it's going to be ninja cancer" - Me
"How many Sprites did you drink?" - Eric
"He he he" - Me

"Wow can you see the flickering light on the hill, what is it?" - Me (sitting on a swing)
"You mean the orange one?" - Jeff
"Yeah the flickering one" - Me
"Ummm baby we're just swinging past a branch... it's just an orange light" - Jeff
"Oh" - Me

"I licked your tit" - Wayne

"Where's your boob?" - Me in a dark tent with two girls
"It migrated to my ass" - Kitty
"Dam migration" - Me

PICK UP LINES!! *my guilty pleasure*
The course of true love never does run smooth. But that's okay, 'cause I'm looking forward to a long, bumpy ride with you.
Playing doctor is for kids! Lets play gynecologist!
I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs!
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
oh your a bird watcher? **whip out your dick** well, would you take this for a swallow?
I'd like to go between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead! \
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
That's a nice set of legs.. when do they open?
Do you wanna see something swell?
Your legs are like peanut butter smooth and easy to spread.
If i told you you had a great body would you hold it against me
that shirts very becoming on you and if i were on you i'd be cumming to.
i want to kiss you pationitly on the lips and work my way to your bellybutton.
do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong
Those are nice pants. Can i talk you outa them?
Do you have mirrors in your pants? i can see me in them.
Why don't you come here sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
my names not fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

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DISLIKES

People who don't appreciate diversity,
egotistical people,
ummm mostly bad qualities of people esp. lying/cheating,
tomatoes, onions, spinach,
fakers,
SPIDERS *shudder*
"Don't hate the player, hate the game"
Sara... i think that about sums it up. and Anthony... go back to winnipeg.

most of all i hate homophobia!
now time for a poem i wish i knew the author so i could credit them...

i am the girl kicked out of her home because i confided in my mother that i am a lesbian.
i am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
i am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
we are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
i am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. i wish they could adopt me.i am not one of the lucky ones. i killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. it was simply too much to bear.
we are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
i am the person who never knows which bathroom i should use if i want to avoid getting the management called on me.
i am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children i bore, nursed, and raised. the court says i am an unfit mother because i now live with another woman.
i am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
i am the father who has never hugged his son because i grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
i am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
i am the person who feels guilty because i think i could be a much better person if i didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
i am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
i am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the boy who killed himself after his boyfriend died in an attack.
I am the boy who faked sick because I was afraid to see what was written on my locker today.
I am the boy who helped viciously attack his gay friend, because he didn't want his other friends to know that he had been seeing him.
I am the boy who's afraid to look another boy in the eyes, because of what he might think.
I am the boy who gave up on life because I never really knew what it was like to have one.


My Own Poem from back in the day
in this life of sin
why drag a friend within
the depths of your soul
it would be a great toll
to share the hurts of life
with a friend not a knife
why let them see the true you?
when just knowing yourself makes you blue?
when you get a friend hold on tight
and don't let go without a fight
they may be wrong
it won't take you long
to realize that having them there
is more important, the feeling that they care
when life seem like an empty fight
hold on to them with all your might
they may not know the true
but they hold you up when you are blue
they are always there, through thick and thin
in your heart, yes always within
for that i want to thank you my friend
and tell you i will be with you too the end

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Have you ever had to sit in a vehicle in a line up of cars because there has been an accident? i'm sure that most people have. There's two ways to react. Actually there's many but for this purpose there is only two. So if you don't react either way it's not becuase your not normal ... Well maybe but still... these two ways are: angry or worried . Now the typical angry person says things like "why don't they just move out of the way and do their checking people on the side of the road" or "this is ridiculous I shouldn't have to wait for these stupid people" and the worried people are more along the lines of "i hope someone's not hurt" or "i hope everyone survived". Now being a more of the worried type per say I was annoyed and shocked when an "angry person" who was sitting in the car was attempting to yell at the police and tell them to take their stuff off of the road because they were tired. They were tired and someone could be dying and they thought they were more important. this i don't reall