Hey, well I'm not sure that there's tonnes I can say about myself.
I volunteered at an animal shelter that takes in abused or surrendered animals and I loved every minute of it. It's a great feeling to be helping out with animals; they are my passion.
I like to spend as much time as I can surrounded by people I love while experiencing new things and experimenting. Although trust doesn't come easy for me I'm an in-the-closet romantic and secretly waiting for my Prince/Princess Charming to sweep me off my feet.
....Although being dragged along like in Shrek looked like fun.
I like people with a good sense of humor and who love animals though a fear of spiders is understandable. They're the scariest things other than the dark.
Haha yup I'm afraid of spiders, the dark, and my older sisters. Though slowly I'm getting over some of the fears.
My goal in life is to travel around Africa and Australia and become an audiologist. Get a license for piercings.
"reality is what you make it to be"
"great minds can entertain an idea without accepting it".
I'm a believer that if you believe in it, it becomes true. Even if sometimes you're the only one who thinks it's true.
I love to write and i'm teaching myself slowly how to play the guitar and i've begun to write my own song with the tedious help of my friend. by tedious i mean he plays faster then i can so i can never get it to sound as good and this angers me. haha
Poetry Corner
Love is seeing him how no one else does
Love is when u no hes not perfect but u see him perfectly
Love is thinking about him day and night
Love is when he means the world to you
Love is when noone else nos how you feel
Love is the best feeling u can feel
There will not ever be anyone like me.
I am special because I am unique.
I am stardust and dreams.
I am light.
I am love and hope.
I am hugs and sometimes tears.
I am the words "I love you".
I am swirls of blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, and the colors no one can name
I am the sky, the sea, the earth.
I trust yet I fear.
I hide yet I dont hold anything back.
I am free
I am a child becoming an adult.
I am me, and me is just right
Just For Giggles
1. A day without sunshine is like, night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember: half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16. Eagles may soar, but dogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
18. I intend to live forever -- so far so good.
19. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
21. The only substitue for good manners is fast reflexes.
22. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have.
23. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
24. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
25. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
26. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.
27. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
28. Bills travel though the mail at twice the speed of checks.
29. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
30. Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will always take the longest.
31. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
32. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day.
33. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
34. The colder the x-ray table the more of you body is required on it.
35. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
36. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.
37. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
38. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
39. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
40. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
41. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
42. The sooner you fall behine the more time you'll have to catch up.
43. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
44. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
45. Get a new car for you spouse -- it'll be a great trade!
46. Plan to be spontaneous -- tomorrow.
47. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
48. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
49. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
50. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Canadians is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".
Stupid Lines
your like a payphone, you have to get paid to get used!
your so fat that when you ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton!
your so ugly when you were born you're momma had to tie a porkchop around your neck so that the dog would play with you!
your dad's like cement it takes him two days to get hard!
omg what's that ugly thing on your neck! oh that's just your head!
you have one of those mighty minds-mighty empty!
Back in the Day
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Mommy i want to be a princess!... wait! parilment has more power
i am indepant and abusive stay da hell outa my way
There are easier things in life than finding a good man.. nailing jello onto a tree, for example
You were my favorite mistake
My cow died i dont' need your bull
You were born an original don't die a copy
I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?
If you want control get a remote
when god made me he was just showing off.
never give a guy a slap... if he deserves one give him an all out beating!
Remember-hating me won't make you pretty
guys, you can't live with them, but they won't go away
Your slower than a stampede of turtles walking through peanutbutter
If a man says something when no one is around is he still wrong?
Your as fake as a $3 bill
Other than that the rest about me you'll have to learn yourself because I can't think of what else to write




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or worried
. Now the typical angry person says things like "why don't they just move out of the way and do their checking people on the side of the road" or "this is ridiculous I shouldn't have to wait for these stupid people" and the worried people are more along the lines of "i hope someone's not hurt" or "i hope everyone survived". Now being a more of the worried type per say I was annoyed and shocked when an "angry person" who was sitting in the car was attempting to yell at the police and tell them to take their stuff off of the road because they were tired. They were tired and someone could be dying and they thought they were more important. this i don't reall