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BASICS
| Height: | 159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4") |
| Weight: | 65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs) |
| Birthday: | March 04, 1993 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Dating |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Canada |
| Join Date: | 11:13pm | Aug 22, '08 |
| Profile Updated: | 04:13pm | Dec 17, '09 |
| Last Active: | 09:32pm | Apr 29, '09 |
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THE WAY OF LIFE
REDNECK FOR LIFE
If You Can't Do It Right
Then
Do It The REDNECK Way
IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE A REDNECK
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck,
Catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck.
It's alright to be a redneck.
Chase around the girls on Friday night.
You wanna make 'em feel alright.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to work hard in the sun all day,
Drink a couple beers after balin' hay.
It's good to be a redneck.
Drive by Ernie's for some barbecue,
Showin' off your brand new boots.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
The kids are gonna cry and the chicken's gonna fry.
Oh, you know it.
Your car won't run.
So your cousin's comin' by to tow it.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to have a girl named Thelma Lou.
That don't mind a little kiss when you got a little chew.
Party on the road by the light of the moon.
Dancin' to a country tune.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
Yeah, it's alright (it's alright),
It's just right (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
Yeah, it's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck, now.
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
[Fade.]
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck,
Catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck.
It's alright to be a redneck.
Chase around the girls on Friday night.
You wanna make 'em feel alright.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to work hard in the sun all day,
Drink a couple beers after balin' hay.
It's good to be a redneck.
Drive by Ernie's for some barbecue,
Showin' off your brand new boots.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
The kids are gonna cry and the chicken's gonna fry.
Oh, you know it.
Your car won't run.
So your cousin's comin' by to tow it.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright to have a girl named Thelma Lou.
That don't mind a little kiss when you got a little chew.
Party on the road by the light of the moon.
Dancin' to a country tune.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
Yeah, it's alright (it's alright),
It's just right (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck.
Yeah, it's alright (it's alright),
It's alright (it's alright),
It's alright to be a redneck, now.
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
[Fade.]
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
Ladies Love Country Boys
(This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there)
She grew up in the city in a little subdivision,
Her daddy wore a tie, Momma never fried a chicken,
Ballet, Straight A’s, Most likely to succeed
They bought her a car after graduation
Sent her down south for some higher education
Put her on the fast track to a law degree
Now she’s comin home to visit
holdin the hand
Of a wild-eyed boy
with a farmer’s tan
And shes ridin in the middle of his pickup truck
Blarin Charlie Daniels yellin, “Turn it up!”
They raised her up a lady
but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid
Ladies love country boys
(You know its true)
Yeah, you know momma’s and daddy’s want better for their daughters
Hope they’ll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer
In their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty
They never understand
why their princess falls
For some camouflage britches
and a southern boy drawl
Or why she’s ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
Blarin Hank Jr. yellin, “Turn it up!”
They raised her up a lady
but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid
Ladies love country boys
(oooh, get country with it)
You can train ‘em
You can try to teach ‘em right from wrong
But it’s still gonna turn ‘em on
When they go ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
Blarin Lynyrd Skynyrd yellin, “Turn it up!”
You can raise her up a lady
but there’s one thing you jus can’t avoid
Ladies love country boys
They love us country boys
Ooooooh yeah
It's that country thing you know
(This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there)
She grew up in the city in a little subdivision,
Her daddy wore a tie, Momma never fried a chicken,
Ballet, Straight A’s, Most likely to succeed
They bought her a car after graduation
Sent her down south for some higher education
Put her on the fast track to a law degree
Now she’s comin home to visit
holdin the hand
Of a wild-eyed boy
with a farmer’s tan
And shes ridin in the middle of his pickup truck
Blarin Charlie Daniels yellin, “Turn it up!”
They raised her up a lady
but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid
Ladies love country boys
(You know its true)
Yeah, you know momma’s and daddy’s want better for their daughters
Hope they’ll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer
In their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty
They never understand
why their princess falls
For some camouflage britches
and a southern boy drawl
Or why she’s ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
Blarin Hank Jr. yellin, “Turn it up!”
They raised her up a lady
but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid
Ladies love country boys
(oooh, get country with it)
You can train ‘em
You can try to teach ‘em right from wrong
But it’s still gonna turn ‘em on
When they go ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
Blarin Lynyrd Skynyrd yellin, “Turn it up!”
You can raise her up a lady
but there’s one thing you jus can’t avoid
Ladies love country boys
They love us country boys
Ooooooh yeah
It's that country thing you know
Colt 45
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.
Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mother fucker wooped my ass all night
But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy
I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now its soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.
Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mother fucker wooped my ass all night
But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy
I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now its soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
GOOD FRIENDS
Tasha
Ryleigh
Darren
James
Cowan
Justin
Jake
(it should be bro's before hoes but if you dont have the women first they get angry)