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    BASICS

    Height:159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4")
    Weight:65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs)
    Birthday:March 04, 1993
    Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
    Dating:Dating
    Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
    Location:Canada
    Join Date:11:13pm | Aug 22, '08
    Profile Updated:04:13pm | Dec 17, '09
    Last Active:09:32pm | Apr 29, '09

    LIKES

    Drinking

    Smoking

    Women

    Trucks

    THE WAY OF LIFE

    REDNECK FOR LIFE






    If You Can't Do It Right
    Then
    Do It The REDNECK Way




    IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE A REDNECK

    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.

    It's alright to be a redneck.
    It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck,
    Catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck.
    It's alright to be a redneck.
    Chase around the girls on Friday night.
    You wanna make 'em feel alright.

    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright to be a redneck.

    It's alright to be a redneck.
    It's alright to work hard in the sun all day,
    Drink a couple beers after balin' hay.
    It's good to be a redneck.
    Drive by Ernie's for some barbecue,
    Showin' off your brand new boots.

    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright to be a redneck.

    The kids are gonna cry and the chicken's gonna fry.
    Oh, you know it.
    Your car won't run.
    So your cousin's comin' by to tow it.

    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bom-bom,
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.

    It's alright to be a redneck.
    It's alright to have a girl named Thelma Lou.
    That don't mind a little kiss when you got a little chew.
    Party on the road by the light of the moon.
    Dancin' to a country tune.

    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright to be a redneck.

    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright to be a redneck.

    Yeah, it's alright (it's alright),
    It's just right (it's alright),
    It's alright to be a redneck.

    Yeah, it's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright (it's alright),
    It's alright to be a redneck, now.

    Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
    Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
    [Fade.]
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.
    Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
    Ba-bom-bom (it's alright),
    Ba-bom-bom, ba-bompa, bom-bom.



    Ladies Love Country Boys


    (This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there)

    She grew up in the city in a little subdivision,
    Her daddy wore a tie, Momma never fried a chicken,
    Ballet, Straight A’s, Most likely to succeed

    They bought her a car after graduation
    Sent her down south for some higher education
    Put her on the fast track to a law degree

    Now she’s comin home to visit
    holdin the hand
    Of a wild-eyed boy
    with a farmer’s tan

    And shes ridin in the middle of his pickup truck
    Blarin Charlie Daniels yellin, “Turn it up!”
    They raised her up a lady
    but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid
    Ladies love country boys

    (You know its true)

    Yeah, you know momma’s and daddy’s want better for their daughters
    Hope they’ll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer
    In their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty

    They never understand
    why their princess falls
    For some camouflage britches
    and a southern boy drawl

    Or why she’s ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
    Blarin Hank Jr. yellin, “Turn it up!”
    They raised her up a lady
    but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid
    Ladies love country boys

    (oooh, get country with it)

    You can train ‘em
    You can try to teach ‘em right from wrong
    But it’s still gonna turn ‘em on

    When they go ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
    Blarin Lynyrd Skynyrd yellin, “Turn it up!”
    You can raise her up a lady
    but there’s one thing you jus can’t avoid
    Ladies love country boys

    They love us country boys
    Ooooooh yeah
    It's that country thing you know


    Colt 45


    Wait a minute man
    Hey check this out man (tell it)
    There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
    There was this blind man right(hey)
    He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
    He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
    He stopped he took a deep breath he said
    "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
    You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
    Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
    I tell you what my man on the guitar,
    Hey fool on the drums.
    Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

    Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
    We can go to the park after dark
    Smoke that tumbleweed
    As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
    Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
    Skatin' on ragged rims
    So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
    If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.

    Well it was just sundown in small white town
    They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
    When the Afroman walked through the white land
    Houses went up for sale (hell)
    Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
    When i met a little girl name Jan
    I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
    We fucked on the bed
    Fucked on the floor
    Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
    Then I fucked to the left
    Fucked to the right
    She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
    I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
    Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
    I put on my clothes and I was on my way
    When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
    And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
    But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
    Oh he beat me to the left
    He beat me to the right
    The mother fucker wooped my ass all night
    But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
    That's the best damn pussy I ever had
    I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
    I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

    Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park, after dark
    Smoke that tumbleweed
    As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
    So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
    Skatin' on datin' rims
    So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
    If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will

    I met this lady in Hollywood
    She had green hair but damn she looked good
    I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
    But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine

    I met this lady from Japan
    Never made love with an African
    I fucked her once
    I fucked her twice
    I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
    Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya
    I met a woman in the heart of Australia
    Had a big butt and big titties too
    So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

    See I met this woman from Hawaii
    Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
    Lips where breakfast
    Pussy was lunch
    Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

    Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
    She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
    I came in her mouth it was a crisis
    I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

    Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park, after dark
    Smoke that tumbleweed
    As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

    I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
    Her titties were filled with Hennessy
    That country music really drove me crazy
    But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy

    I met this lady in Oklahoma
    Put that pussy in a coma

    Met this lady in Michigan
    I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again

    Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
    Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

    Fucked this hooker in Iowa
    I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

    Fucked this girl down in Georgia
    Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

    Met this beautiful sexy ho
    She just ran across the border of Mexico
    Fine young thing said her name's Maria
    I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
    I wanna get married but I cant afford it
    I know I'm a cry when she get deported

    Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
    We can go to the park, after dark
    Smoke that tumbleweed
    And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
    Singin' them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
    And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

    Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck
    But the pussy just ain't no good
    I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet
    Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
    So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
    But it take her so long to cum
    Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
    And he asks you where you from
    So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
    You start talkin' real fast
    But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
    So he start beatin' on you ass
    Now your clothes all muddy
    Your nose all bloody
    Your dick was hard but now its soft
    You thought you had a girl to rock your world
    Now you still gotta go jack off






    GOOD FRIENDS


    Tasha
    Ryleigh
    Darren
    James
    Cowan
    Justin
    Jake


    (it should be bro's before hoes but if you dont have the women first they get angry)