If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you have a bandaid? cuz i scaped my knee when i fell for you..
if u were a bougger, ide pick u first
do u have a libiary card? cuz i wanna sign u out
So, im pretty much the guy who will do anything if u think i wont do it.. ill also do almost anything to help out a buddy... i enjoy long walks on my streetbike, and meeting new people.
"Could i get it in the mornin, without givin u half my doe or even worse if i was broke would u want me? if i couldnt get u fine'r things like all them diamond rings bitches kill for would u still rool?"
"I hate it when people explain to me who they are, when yuor explaing who you are thats really jus telling me who you Want to be, if thats who u are ill figure it out"
The best storys usually start with, "shit yah i dont work this weekand either" "so then i woke up in this hotel room" "so then we ended up going to kewlona" "then all we say were the cherries (cop lights) a lil ways back.." so im usually the guy that people make do all the stupid shit, just because they thikin itll b funny but they dont wanna do it themselfs.. hahaha good times....
"Learn the rules so u will know how to break them properly"
"drunken words are sober toughts.."
"Everyday is an opportunity, decised by a challange"
"Pain is fear leaving your body"
"You've probly seen me before i was that guy catwalkin my streetbike down gatez ave beside the car full of girls, summer 05 fuckin luved it!!"
"Cuz the chicks dig it"
"Your jus Jelious cuz we at like complete retards in public and people still love us!"
"The people that you let b around you really defines who you are"
"If i knew how to do all the fancy lettering like the stuff on ur page.. i would..."
Yeah.. we stop traffic.. hahhaha
"Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today."