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September 08, 2008These are pictures Nexopia has moved into the gallery when we updated our picture system.
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BASICS
| Height: | 189 cm - 193 cm (6'3" - 6'4") |
| Weight: | 92 Kg - 95 Kg (201 lbs - 210 lbs) |
| Birthday: | March 07, 1989 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single |
| Living Situation: | Living with roommate(s) |
| Location: | Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada |
| Profile Updated: | 09:53pm | Mar 03, '12 |
| Last Active: | 09:55pm | Mar 03, '12 |
INTERESTS
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats |
| Music: | Alternative, Classic Rock, Hip-Hop, Pop, Punk, Rock |
| Sports: | Hockey, Ice-skating |
| Activities: | Cooking, Partying, Shopping |
| Musical Instruments: | Acoustic guitar, Electric Guitar |
| Computers: | E-mail, Gaming |
ABOUT ME
LIKES
*If beer hasn't touched your lips, Or you've never dropped the mitts, Chances are your not a hockey player, If you are, You not a very good one*
Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up.
Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air.
Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones,
torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline,
because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none,
because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you
smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter,
the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by,
because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment.
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask?
HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.B, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE, PRO?
... It's never been for the fucking, the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame.
The Boys' play because we fucking love it...
We know that hockey is where we live,
where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death.
Life is just a place where we spend time between games.
The Name On The Front Of Your Jersey Is A Hell Of Alot More Important Then The Name On The Back
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Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up.
Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air.
Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones,
torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline,
because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none,
because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you
smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter,
the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by,
because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment.
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask?
HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.B, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE, PRO?
... It's never been for the fucking, the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame.
The Boys' play because we fucking love it...
We know that hockey is where we live,
where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death.
Life is just a place where we spend time between games.
The Name On The Front Of Your Jersey Is A Hell Of Alot More Important Then The Name On The Back
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10 reasons to date a hockey player
1.they always wear protection
2.they have great hands
3.there used to scoring
4.they have great stamina
5.they find the opening and get it in
6.they never miss the target
7.they know how to use their wood
8.they have long sticks
9.they no when to play rough
10. they can go for 60 minutes, and, if neccessary, 20 more
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10 reasons to date a hockey player
1.they always wear protection
2.they have great hands
3.there used to scoring
4.they have great stamina
5.they find the opening and get it in
6.they never miss the target
7.they know how to use their wood
8.they have long sticks
9.they no when to play rough
10. they can go for 60 minutes, and, if neccessary, 20 more
The 18 Hockey Commandments
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's groin during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy team mates wife (unless thou art Mike comrie).
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against they video replay official.
10. Thou shalt not steal the puck from Chris Pronger (without getting thy wrist whacked).
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
13. Thou shalt not make racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou canst punch thine enemies in the face and chastise them verily.
14. Thou shalt not root for the maple leafs or you shalt go to the place of eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
15. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
16. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
17. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
18. Thou shalt not pick a fight with Tie Domi or Georges LaRaque
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's groin during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy team mates wife (unless thou art Mike comrie).
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against they video replay official.
10. Thou shalt not steal the puck from Chris Pronger (without getting thy wrist whacked).
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
13. Thou shalt not make racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou canst punch thine enemies in the face and chastise them verily.
14. Thou shalt not root for the maple leafs or you shalt go to the place of eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
15. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
16. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
17. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
18. Thou shalt not pick a fight with Tie Domi or Georges LaRaque
DISLIKES
RACIST A HOLES
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+ now ride your elephant outta here